Vernors Herzog
@vernorsherzog.bsky.social
Lanstronaut | Michigander | Midwestern as heck | co-runner of Lansing Facts | here to make dumb jokes, get smarter about politics, and occasionally post about sports (he/him)
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
it’s an illusion, Michael
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it’s an illusion, Michael
every day we stray further from god’s light
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
every day we stray further from god’s light
they’re the only pizzas that come with 5 lbs of tactical wrapping
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
they’re the only pizzas that come with 5 lbs of tactical wrapping
caught this squirrel outside plotting my downfall
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
caught this squirrel outside plotting my downfall
the government is shut down, millions are losing SNAP benefits, and Rep. Quagmire is emailing me about Daylight Saving Time? pathetic.
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the government is shut down, millions are losing SNAP benefits, and Rep. Quagmire is emailing me about Daylight Saving Time? pathetic.
jack o’lantern night at the Vernors household
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
jack o’lantern night at the Vernors household
conservatives are saying Mamdani will ruin the city as if this guy wasn’t the mayor for nearly a decade
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
conservatives are saying Mamdani will ruin the city as if this guy wasn’t the mayor for nearly a decade
we’ll always have Brian Kelly hype video, they can’t take that away from us
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
we’ll always have Brian Kelly hype video, they can’t take that away from us
when you almost remember the term you’re looking for
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
when you almost remember the term you’re looking for
yes, Meta AI, these photos definitely have me wondering about Sabrina Carpenter’s net worth
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
yes, Meta AI, these photos definitely have me wondering about Sabrina Carpenter’s net worth
if you see this, post something you’ve cooked recently
this one is a pasta with peanut sauce
this one is a pasta with peanut sauce
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
if you see this, post something you’ve cooked recently
this one is a pasta with peanut sauce
this one is a pasta with peanut sauce
I’ll never understand the mindset of someone who sees six thousand comments and thinks “well I better get in there and let CNN know how *I* feel”
October 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’ll never understand the mindset of someone who sees six thousand comments and thinks “well I better get in there and let CNN know how *I* feel”
I didn’t even have to do a special google search to find this photo, he just always looks like a sweaty pervert
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I didn’t even have to do a special google search to find this photo, he just always looks like a sweaty pervert
“my programming needs are … somewhat unusual”
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“my programming needs are … somewhat unusual”
let’s see how things are going for our buddy Frames Janklin
October 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
let’s see how things are going for our buddy Frames Janklin
just got home from taking the kid to the zoo and uhhh …
October 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
just got home from taking the kid to the zoo and uhhh …
Matthew Lyn Lillard is doing a Marvel show which means Ghostface is now a Disney princess and no I will not show my work
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Matthew Lyn Lillard is doing a Marvel show which means Ghostface is now a Disney princess and no I will not show my work
I’ve started getting ads from Old World Christmas, so it’s time to see what they’ve cooked up this year
October 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve started getting ads from Old World Christmas, so it’s time to see what they’ve cooked up this year