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verdantsapphic.bsky.social
@verdantsapphic.bsky.social
Lesbian.
29.
Any pronouns.
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Figured I'd do an intro post since so many new people have joined.
Hi!! Some things about me-

1. I live in the Midwest
2. I have a cat
3. I like reading, gaming, coffee, embroidery, camping, hiking, autumn, and rainy weather
4. I know American Sign Language
5. I'm a lesbian 🧡🤍🩷
so the sweet little autistic boy in class who loves cars and wants to be a train engineer when he grows up thinks the 2 best words to describe him are "annoying" and "nosy." I'm not sure which adult i need to murder about this, but when I find them, I will make them suffer.
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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let’s hear it for my favorite section in the ministry library 🔥🔥🔥
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
August 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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the trick is to have so many neurosis that they cancel each other out
August 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"tap and hold to imagine with AI." kys
August 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I made a critical error and forgot to take my medication for over 12 hrs during one of the most stressful times of my life! hehehehehehe! im suffering
August 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
working for a small business and seeing the tariffs impacting our customers first-hand. and i know a lot of the people who shop here voted for him. so enjoy the prices on your favorite goods going up. we warned you it would only impact consumers rather than satisfy your xenophobia.
August 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Does anybody know if we have anything good happening ever again?
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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All of the penicillin in use worldwide comes from a strain of mold that was growing on a cantaloupe bought at a grocery store in Peoria, Illinois in 1942.
What’s your favorite food fact that is true but sounds totally made up?

I’ll start: about half of the mushrooms produced across the United States of America each year (more than 300 million pounds of mushrooms in recent years) are produced in *one county* in Pennsylvania.
August 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
wife and I trying to change our sleep schedule this weekend because she goes to 1st shift on Monday after 5 years on 2nd. this is... not for the weak 😅
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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midsummer hares (2023)
August 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Sometimes you have to eat a whole pickle over the sink.
August 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I hope you don’t just see me as a girl but also as a creature.
August 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel
May 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
im just a they who loves shiny things in their face
August 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I hooted when I should've hollered
July 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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being rude and harsh and opinionated doesn’t make you authentic it just makes you rude and harsh and opinionated.
July 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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there hasn’t been a song of the summer yet because we can’t hear it over the screaming
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
my wife got a crop top for herself and can I just say...... butch bellies 😩🥵
July 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Maybe when the dust settles, we can make kindness the default, instead of evil? Just spitballing for goofs here
July 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM