Noel (Ted Turner Retrieval Arc)
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Noel (Ted Turner Retrieval Arc)
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I shave my balls with a Nipkow Disc. | Antifascist | BLM | χ’noel tia @ lamia 🇩🇴/🇵🇷 | avi by @androidpeach | #CliveHiveForever 18+ Only | ❤️ Lauren
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i havent touched aesprite in 8 months and i don't understand a lot about pixel art but i felt so strongly about this vision that i needed to realize it #mush64art #deltarune
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“sick costume!”
“thanks, my mom made it for me!”
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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the older I get the more I'm realizing I've been psy-opped about spoilers to create a sense of urgency to get to media instead of just chilling the fuck out

i wish I could go back to being the kid who read the last page of every goosebumps first
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Fuck Hazbin Hotel
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
you’ve heard of trying to sync thrusts to cbat now get ready for syncing to Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING? THAT'S ACTUALLY HIS NAME?????
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I know there’s been a lot of nostalgia for the 90s but I don’t think the part people were desperate to go back to was the Clinton blowjob jokes
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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TV Frame Smoothing Mode: yes or no?
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Silent Hill is funny because 1 and 3 are about the cult trying to revive their god but in between those entries James bumbled his way into the town and fucked around for a while before leaving
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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it starts with the weird coomer games

in a few years without appropriate pushback it'll be anything that doesn't bring glory to god
XSEED Games announced that Corpse Party Tetralogy Pack west physical is canceled as well as digital unreleased games featured in the pack, due to the contents of several games in the pack not complying with current platform guidelines
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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we live in a timeline where tails gets trolled has been acknowledged by the american government
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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this is my favorite onion bit in forever cause it so intensely feels like early internet bluntness and cruelty, like some 2004 stuff.
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Google is trying to expunge the existence of the game lol
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Yeah I think not only is there an ethical and moral distinction here, something like...DLSS is a great example of something that isn't the plagiarism machine. Well, technically it is, but it's the game plagiarizing it's own frames, for itself. Not the same.
Conflating machine learning tools with GenAI and LLMs are such a favorite of these bad faith arguments, too. Like, machines studying X-rays to better understand cancer is not the same thing as Open AI swallowing all my books via piracy to regurgitate sentences that sound similar. It's just not.
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The same rich idiots that told me downloading a song on Napster was like stealing a car are trying to tell me that absorbing every movie ever made into *THE ROBOT* is fair use, actually, and a legion of dickriders coming to defend them because it's the future. Like fuck off.
This is the core of it. People think they're mad at the AI boogeyman but really they're mad about copyright law.
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Online Safety Act going great, they brought in an urgent care doctor to caution the Brits going cold turkey from porn. She warns of mass insomnia. I wish I were joking.

Porn is not a drug. Masturbation releases the dopamine. Neither is bad. We are in the craziest sex panic of my life.
Adult content age ban causes serious health issue in young men
EXCLUSIVE: An age restriction ban on all adult content has left many without access and a medical expert has revealed that this could be a cause in a serious health issue for young men
www.dailystar.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM