Alex 🥯
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You will hate this if you don't like football, laughing, or 70s/80s nostalgia. Note: All opinions expressed are ones I've heard somewhere else first
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normally eat mine on january 1st to get it out of the way
Fast food customers eat 12 pubes a year.
April 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
normally eat mine on january 1st to get it out of the way
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Those of you who enjoy cat videos are in for a big surprise later today! (I'm going to crash a zeppelin into your kitchen)
March 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Those of you who enjoy cat videos are in for a big surprise later today! (I'm going to crash a zeppelin into your kitchen)
Had a dream I was told I had to take my GCSE exams again, aged 50. But it was ok because 'we have toilet breaks every 15 minutes and the papers are in large print'
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Had a dream I was told I had to take my GCSE exams again, aged 50. But it was ok because 'we have toilet breaks every 15 minutes and the papers are in large print'
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A Public Information Film on how to conduct arguments on the internet
March 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A Public Information Film on how to conduct arguments on the internet
Seeing him enter the Bull and Bush, order a glass of champagne, and then watching him leave and walk home with it…..remains the highlight of my life. RIP
Rest in peace, Henry Kelly. As my tribute, here's that time I changed the opening of your Wikipedia page so it was worded like a Going for Gold question
February 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Seeing him enter the Bull and Bush, order a glass of champagne, and then watching him leave and walk home with it…..remains the highlight of my life. RIP
Went a couple of weeks where I was checking Bluesky as much as Twitter. That's tailed off again so now I'm only looking every few days. It's just too much admin 🤷♂️
February 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Went a couple of weeks where I was checking Bluesky as much as Twitter. That's tailed off again so now I'm only looking every few days. It's just too much admin 🤷♂️
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The Weetabix skinheads were here in 1982. Okay!
January 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The Weetabix skinheads were here in 1982. Okay!
They've changed our bin day from Monday to Tuesday www.nhs.uk/every-mind-m...
How to deal with change and uncertainty - Every Mind Matters
See the 10 things you can do to look after your mental health and wellbeing in the face of change and uncertainty.
www.nhs.uk
January 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
They've changed our bin day from Monday to Tuesday www.nhs.uk/every-mind-m...
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In the 80s there were still a lot of 5 digit phone numbers in the area I lived. We used to call 54321 and shout 'blast off' at whoever answered. If you had that number in the Norwich area at that time, it was me/us and I'm very sorry.
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In the 80s there were still a lot of 5 digit phone numbers in the area I lived. We used to call 54321 and shout 'blast off' at whoever answered. If you had that number in the Norwich area at that time, it was me/us and I'm very sorry.
Famously, Stanburn was the venue where I debuted for my junior school football team #funfact
Stanburn School, Stanmore
1938
W.T Curtis and H.W. Burchett of Middlesex County Council
https://buff.ly/4jfOBcg
1938
W.T Curtis and H.W. Burchett of Middlesex County Council
https://buff.ly/4jfOBcg
January 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Famously, Stanburn was the venue where I debuted for my junior school football team #funfact
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Remembering Malcolm McLaren on his birthday.
January 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Remembering Malcolm McLaren on his birthday.
Princess Diana, who planted a tree in memory of a pupil who had died from leukaemia. Before that she sat on the stage and looked shy while we sang hymns, oblivious to the fact that in the weeks prior they had painted all the corridors they knew she'd walk down and left the rest of the school to rot.
Emergency Questions
133. Who is the most impressive celebrity that ever came to your school?
For reasons that are lost to the ages, that I couldn't figure out at the time and can't in retrospect, Ian St. John. He just sort of laughed at his own jokes in assembly then vanished.
133. Who is the most impressive celebrity that ever came to your school?
For reasons that are lost to the ages, that I couldn't figure out at the time and can't in retrospect, Ian St. John. He just sort of laughed at his own jokes in assembly then vanished.
January 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Princess Diana, who planted a tree in memory of a pupil who had died from leukaemia. Before that she sat on the stage and looked shy while we sang hymns, oblivious to the fact that in the weeks prior they had painted all the corridors they knew she'd walk down and left the rest of the school to rot.
Sad news. He was great on Whose Line. Being an Edgware resident he was a local boy, along with Pat Sharp and Frank Williams (the vicar from Dad's Army). I wonder if they ever all met up for coffee? RIP.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? star Tony Slattery dies of heart attack aged 65
Whose Line Is It Anyway? star Tony Slattery dies of heart attack aged 65
Comedian and actor Tony Slattery has died aged 65 following a heart attack, his partner has said.
news.sky.com
January 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sad news. He was great on Whose Line. Being an Edgware resident he was a local boy, along with Pat Sharp and Frank Williams (the vicar from Dad's Army). I wonder if they ever all met up for coffee? RIP.
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She's into superstition
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
On the Muppet Show tonight
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
On the Muppet Show tonight
January 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
She's into superstition
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
On the Muppet Show tonight
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
On the Muppet Show tonight
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Boxing Day's the day we play the game.
December 26, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Boxing Day's the day we play the game.
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He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
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Facebook Memories tells me it’s the sixth anniversary of David Mellor and Michael Fabricant appearing on television as Vic and Bob characters, which is clearly important
December 15, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Facebook Memories tells me it’s the sixth anniversary of David Mellor and Michael Fabricant appearing on television as Vic and Bob characters, which is clearly important
Celtic winning things in Scotland
Michael Owen 45 today
This never gets old
"Well done, he's thirteen"
This never gets old
"Well done, he's thirteen"
December 14, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Celtic winning things in Scotland
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'From all of us, to all of you. A very happy Christmas'. BBC favourites line up in 1981 to offer seasonal greetings.
December 13, 2024 at 12:30 PM
'From all of us, to all of you. A very happy Christmas'. BBC favourites line up in 1981 to offer seasonal greetings.
I did this out the window of a steam train in Australia once, at a load of people watching it go by. Got big laughs. Best day of my life 👍
Whenever I'm in the back of an Uber or taxi, I'll wave at random people in the same style as Queen Elizabeth II. Elbow at 90 degrees, palm cupped inward, in a circular motion. I'm a 51 year old man.
December 13, 2024 at 10:49 AM
I did this out the window of a steam train in Australia once, at a load of people watching it go by. Got big laughs. Best day of my life 👍
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Can’t tell you how much I wanted one of these! Didn’t get one, obviously
December 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Can’t tell you how much I wanted one of these! Didn’t get one, obviously
Pretty sure I’ve seen this film more times than any other. I’d watch it again right now if it wasn’t for stupid work
#OnThisDay 1985 : Back To The Future was released in UK cinemas.
Watch the trailer here : youtube.com/watch?v=qvsg...
#80s
Watch the trailer here : youtube.com/watch?v=qvsg...
#80s
December 4, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Pretty sure I’ve seen this film more times than any other. I’d watch it again right now if it wasn’t for stupid work