Will
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Will
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Heathcliff enjoyer

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Pinned
Tracer Tong was right
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Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Now harassing @vizcomic.bsky.social readers in public in an attempt to convince someone outbid me on this

@leehealey.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social

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November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The clever thing they did with "Wordy Rappinghood" is giving the song so shit a title, it obfuscates just how shit the song itself is
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Someone should create a nostalgic, back to the good old days political campaign aimed at restoring the proud English tradition of Jus Soli
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Someone please outbid me on this so I can spend the money on a nice bottle of scotch instead
I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds!
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
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November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Telegraph demands top rate income tax returns to 83%
Is the Telegraph finally acknowledging that Thatcher wrecked British society?
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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had to see what this disambiguation hatnote was about and sure enough, apple's original thumbnail (before they fixed it):
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Newsround's coverage of The Epstein Files
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Someone should point out to Starmer that even if he doesn't want to sack McSweeney for the briefings per se, he should instead sack McSweeney for being absolutely fucking atrocious at his job
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Can't believe the BBC edited the president's emails to make him look like a massive greasy nonce.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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John Le Carre was right about the British establishment and how the alumni of the best schools will sell out their own country for status and money and in particular a desperate desire for American attention
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I hope he enjoys spending aeons as a disembodied consciousness in a vast nothingness, because that can happen... Apparently...
Over on X, the weird life extension guy just did a heroic dose of magic mushrooms (5g), and someone is live tweeting it for him.

Clearly someone misguided him along the way, though, because he seems to be under the impression he’s peaked after just one hour.

Bad news for you, buddy…
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I'm in bits, kids are crying, "but daddy who's going to do the Is The Escaped Prisoner An Immigrant all-day live feeds now?" and I don't know what to tell them.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Originally seen by @redskyatnight.bsky.social, this always deserves an airing on Remembrance Sunday. “Those men really got battered.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Ah, 9 November – a sad one, this: 59th anniversary of the day Paul McCartney died, forcing the other Beatles to replace him with an orphan they had trained to impersonate him, and then (obviously) put clues in songs and on album covers so people could find out anyway
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Oh my word, I have absolutely lost it at this

H/T @ricardoautobahn.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
As this exists homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f... I utilised it for the first @themountaingoats.bsky.social album to fit the format and I kinda like it
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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08 Nov 2025
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social "Your Bandage" becomes more beautiful and more affecting each time I listen to it
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Huckle Cat riding the bomb like Major Kong
The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Prog 385

Johnny Alpha attempts to recreate the Abbot & Costello baseball routine with the Stix brothers, Groucho and Harpo, but screws up the first line.
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Where else are you going to hear a tender love song in which the narrator patiently tends to the head wound of the dying man whose hubris doomed both them and 14 others?
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM