Will
@teletextpage152.bsky.social
Heathcliff enjoyer
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
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Will
@teletextpage152.bsky.social
· Oct 6
Tracer Tong was right
One of the most affecting things to arise from immersing myself in @themountaingoats.bsky.social's Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan is the realisation that although the narrator's faith bends in "Peru" and breaks in "Through This Fire", He does not regret it having existed
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One of the most affecting things to arise from immersing myself in @themountaingoats.bsky.social's Through This Fire Across From Peter Balkan is the realisation that although the narrator's faith bends in "Peru" and breaks in "Through This Fire", He does not regret it having existed
That's it, folks. The pinnacle of artistic achievement, nay, human achievement has been reached. Everything anyone does from now on is merely a footnote to this
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That's it, folks. The pinnacle of artistic achievement, nay, human achievement has been reached. Everything anyone does from now on is merely a footnote to this
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21 Nov 2025
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
21 Nov 2025
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Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
Once again, I find myself applying a "buy tickets first, think later" approach to a @themountaingoats.bsky.social UK/Europe tour
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Once again, I find myself applying a "buy tickets first, think later" approach to a @themountaingoats.bsky.social UK/Europe tour
"They call me Doctor Nut
Good morning how are you? I'm Doctor Nut"
Good morning how are you? I'm Doctor Nut"
Dr. Nut (circa 1936-circa 1978): An almond/amaretto-flavored soda from the New Orleans-based World Bottling Co. and Wright Root Beer, it developed a devoted and intense cult following.
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"They call me Doctor Nut
Good morning how are you? I'm Doctor Nut"
Good morning how are you? I'm Doctor Nut"
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Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
Now harassing @vizcomic.bsky.social readers in public in an attempt to convince someone outbid me on this
@leehealey.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social
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@leehealey.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social
astarauction.com/getsmart25/a...
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Now harassing @vizcomic.bsky.social readers in public in an attempt to convince someone outbid me on this
@leehealey.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social
astarauction.com/getsmart25/a...
@leehealey.bsky.social @barneyfarmer.bsky.social
astarauction.com/getsmart25/a...
The clever thing they did with "Wordy Rappinghood" is giving the song so shit a title, it obfuscates just how shit the song itself is
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The clever thing they did with "Wordy Rappinghood" is giving the song so shit a title, it obfuscates just how shit the song itself is
Someone should create a nostalgic, back to the good old days political campaign aimed at restoring the proud English tradition of Jus Soli
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Someone should create a nostalgic, back to the good old days political campaign aimed at restoring the proud English tradition of Jus Soli
Someone please outbid me on this so I can spend the money on a nice bottle of scotch instead
I'm currently beating a music icon and a tv presenter by an astonishing 5 pounds!
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
Look, if you bid on my dried-up Sharpie sketch I PROMISE never to release a Christmas record or show my bald head on daytime tv 👍
astarauction.com/getsmart25
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Someone please outbid me on this so I can spend the money on a nice bottle of scotch instead
Telegraph demands top rate income tax returns to 83%
Is the Telegraph finally acknowledging that Thatcher wrecked British society?
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Telegraph demands top rate income tax returns to 83%
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had to see what this disambiguation hatnote was about and sure enough, apple's original thumbnail (before they fixed it):
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
had to see what this disambiguation hatnote was about and sure enough, apple's original thumbnail (before they fixed it):
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Newsround's coverage of The Epstein Files
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Newsround's coverage of The Epstein Files
Someone should point out to Starmer that even if he doesn't want to sack McSweeney for the briefings per se, he should instead sack McSweeney for being absolutely fucking atrocious at his job
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Someone should point out to Starmer that even if he doesn't want to sack McSweeney for the briefings per se, he should instead sack McSweeney for being absolutely fucking atrocious at his job
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Can't believe the BBC edited the president's emails to make him look like a massive greasy nonce.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can't believe the BBC edited the president's emails to make him look like a massive greasy nonce.
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Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
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John Le Carre was right about the British establishment and how the alumni of the best schools will sell out their own country for status and money and in particular a desperate desire for American attention
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
John Le Carre was right about the British establishment and how the alumni of the best schools will sell out their own country for status and money and in particular a desperate desire for American attention
I hope he enjoys spending aeons as a disembodied consciousness in a vast nothingness, because that can happen... Apparently...
Over on X, the weird life extension guy just did a heroic dose of magic mushrooms (5g), and someone is live tweeting it for him.
Clearly someone misguided him along the way, though, because he seems to be under the impression he’s peaked after just one hour.
Bad news for you, buddy…
Clearly someone misguided him along the way, though, because he seems to be under the impression he’s peaked after just one hour.
Bad news for you, buddy…
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hope he enjoys spending aeons as a disembodied consciousness in a vast nothingness, because that can happen... Apparently...
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I'm in bits, kids are crying, "but daddy who's going to do the Is The Escaped Prisoner An Immigrant all-day live feeds now?" and I don't know what to tell them.
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
Tim Davie resigns as BBC director general after accusations of ‘serious and systemic’ bias in coverage
Davie tells staff departure was “my own decision” but it comes with the BBC preparing to apologise for the way it edited a Trump speech
Tim Davie, the BBC’s director general, and the head of BBC News have resigned after a former adviser to the corporation accused it of “serious and systemic” bias in its coverage of issues including Donald Trump, Gaza and trans rights.
In a shock move, Davie said his depature was his own, but comes with the BBC preparing to apologise for the way the broadcaster edited a Donald Trump speech. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm in bits, kids are crying, "but daddy who's going to do the Is The Escaped Prisoner An Immigrant all-day live feeds now?" and I don't know what to tell them.
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Originally seen by @redskyatnight.bsky.social, this always deserves an airing on Remembrance Sunday. “Those men really got battered.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Originally seen by @redskyatnight.bsky.social, this always deserves an airing on Remembrance Sunday. “Those men really got battered.”
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Ah, 9 November – a sad one, this: 59th anniversary of the day Paul McCartney died, forcing the other Beatles to replace him with an orphan they had trained to impersonate him, and then (obviously) put clues in songs and on album covers so people could find out anyway
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Ah, 9 November – a sad one, this: 59th anniversary of the day Paul McCartney died, forcing the other Beatles to replace him with an orphan they had trained to impersonate him, and then (obviously) put clues in songs and on album covers so people could find out anyway
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
As this exists homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f... I utilised it for the first @themountaingoats.bsky.social album to fit the format and I kinda like it
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As this exists homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f... I utilised it for the first @themountaingoats.bsky.social album to fit the format and I kinda like it