John
@vardyparty.bsky.social
Video game guy. Heavy music enjoyer. Constantly manifesting an Ogre Battle 64 Remake.
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Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass
October 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass
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can't stop thinking about stupid it would be if you were like, just some dude working at ace hardware and an angry right winger walked in and yelled "why isn't your flag at half mast for charlie kirk?" the funniest possible response would be "who's that"
September 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
can't stop thinking about stupid it would be if you were like, just some dude working at ace hardware and an angry right winger walked in and yelled "why isn't your flag at half mast for charlie kirk?" the funniest possible response would be "who's that"
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Beyond is the best Animatrix short because it fills in the universe in a way that’s small, personal, and relatable. Kids find a glitch in the matrix, it’s magical, but then it’s paved over.
August 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Beyond is the best Animatrix short because it fills in the universe in a way that’s small, personal, and relatable. Kids find a glitch in the matrix, it’s magical, but then it’s paved over.
What an insane week. Having the most thoughtful and caring friends and family on the planet is pretty much the only thing getting me through this mess
July 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
What an insane week. Having the most thoughtful and caring friends and family on the planet is pretty much the only thing getting me through this mess
Posting here because I don't have a Facebook or Instagram anymore, but my perfect, beautiful, silly, brave, and brilliant wife Colleen was killed in a car accident on her way to her second week of work at her new job yesterday morning.
July 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Posting here because I don't have a Facebook or Instagram anymore, but my perfect, beautiful, silly, brave, and brilliant wife Colleen was killed in a car accident on her way to her second week of work at her new job yesterday morning.
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We have got to make being evil bad again
July 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We have got to make being evil bad again
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this is going to put owning a complete dinosaur skeleton totally out of reach for the average American family
Earlier this summer, I broke the news that Sothebys — after smashing records for a private fossil sale in 2024 — was bringing a Ceratosaurus that had previously been in a museum to market. It just sold for $30 million, the third highest price ever.
The age of sky-high dinosaur prices is here.
The age of sky-high dinosaur prices is here.
Ceratosaur Fossil Auctioned for $30.5 Million by Sotheby’s
www.nytimes.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
this is going to put owning a complete dinosaur skeleton totally out of reach for the average American family
New Superman flick ruled
July 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
New Superman flick ruled
Just redid a space battle in WH40K Rogue Trader like five times because my little helper ship kept dying. Finally kept him alive through the whole fight and now my game is hanging on a loading screen 😭
July 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Just redid a space battle in WH40K Rogue Trader like five times because my little helper ship kept dying. Finally kept him alive through the whole fight and now my game is hanging on a loading screen 😭
I turned 36 today and ate nothing but pizza, cake, ice cream and cookies
July 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I turned 36 today and ate nothing but pizza, cake, ice cream and cookies
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It’s comforting that my end of life care in America will likely come down to a grim decision along with a good faith attempt to not leave a mess for the landlord
July 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s comforting that my end of life care in America will likely come down to a grim decision along with a good faith attempt to not leave a mess for the landlord
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ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
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my room-mates are 20 fruit flies and i hate them. they're always sending me instagram reels that don't make any sense to me. the last one was just that tiktok voice saying "eat da yogurt" over and over
June 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
my room-mates are 20 fruit flies and i hate them. they're always sending me instagram reels that don't make any sense to me. the last one was just that tiktok voice saying "eat da yogurt" over and over
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Finally a solution to the biggest problem with Doritos: unmanageable size
June 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finally a solution to the biggest problem with Doritos: unmanageable size
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This man has no bones
June 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This man has no bones
The way people kiss on Love Island is insane to me. Mouths wide open, licking each other's CHINS. A little tongue sometimes is okay but that level of sloppy smooching is so gross to me
June 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The way people kiss on Love Island is insane to me. Mouths wide open, licking each other's CHINS. A little tongue sometimes is okay but that level of sloppy smooching is so gross to me
Claiming straight edge at 35 because beer makes my tummy hurt now
June 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Claiming straight edge at 35 because beer makes my tummy hurt now
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
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This last week is a real demonstration of how capacious, yet flattened the word "violent" is in our political discourse. Political assassinations are obviously, clearly violent. But the same word has been used all week to describe protestors damaging objects--not people, objects.
June 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This last week is a real demonstration of how capacious, yet flattened the word "violent" is in our political discourse. Political assassinations are obviously, clearly violent. But the same word has been used all week to describe protestors damaging objects--not people, objects.
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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if you dislike trump & like obama you don't have principles, you have opinions about manners
June 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if you dislike trump & like obama you don't have principles, you have opinions about manners
