Festivus Miracle
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All I do is stay at home with my dogs. Resigned to my agonies
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· Jan 19
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When news notifications pop up on my phone
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Merry Christmas to all the losers and haters
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Merry Christmas to all the losers and haters
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facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween
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Could a depressed person do this? Complete a moderately difficult video game?
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Could a depressed person do this? Complete a moderately difficult video game?
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hiring an assassin to kill my laundry
December 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
hiring an assassin to kill my laundry
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manifesting "john roberts head stuck in toilet" for 2026
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
manifesting "john roberts head stuck in toilet" for 2026
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
I think Commander Biden should be allowed to bite Trump
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I think Commander Biden should be allowed to bite Trump
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fascism wouldn't work without massive corporate support
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
fascism wouldn't work without massive corporate support
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“the system is not interested in rewarding white men,” intoned the white male New York Times columnist whom we must assume heroically overcame the formidable odds stacked against him
If you think the system doesn't seem interested in rewarding white guys at all that seems to be an issue of your media diet and not a reflection of reality
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
“the system is not interested in rewarding white men,” intoned the white male New York Times columnist whom we must assume heroically overcame the formidable odds stacked against him
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
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Kaiju movie about the vengeful spirit of Tolkien rising from the depths to destroy all tech bros
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Kaiju movie about the vengeful spirit of Tolkien rising from the depths to destroy all tech bros
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I love living in the contemporary USA, it's like having a concussion or a low-grade fever constantly
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I love living in the contemporary USA, it's like having a concussion or a low-grade fever constantly
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Sharing this because it's funny.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sharing this because it's funny.
I have a theory that people aren't going to like, and it's that 35% of people are stupid as shit. This is an immutable number.
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I have a theory that people aren't going to like, and it's that 35% of people are stupid as shit. This is an immutable number.
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This is literally the Chinpokomon episode of South Park
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is literally the Chinpokomon episode of South Park
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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feeling tired all the time? try exercise! you'll feel just as tired and lose an hour doing it. what's not to love?
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
feeling tired all the time? try exercise! you'll feel just as tired and lose an hour doing it. what's not to love?
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics