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Valerieblaise
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Brittle Relic in Chicago

My picture is in black and white to indicate that it’s old. As am I.
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You can still cancel!
It’s not too late to cancel your holiday travel plans. If your family is mean to you, cancel. If the weather is too dangerous, cancel. If you don’t want to catch a virus, cancel. You can just stay home. I love you. ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It’s not too late to cancel your holiday travel plans. If your family is mean to you, cancel. If the weather is too dangerous, cancel. If you don’t want to catch a virus, cancel. You can just stay home. I love you. ❤️
November 22, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Once again, I'll be spending the Thanksgiving holiday volunteering at the Ted Cruz Home for the Morally Unpleasant
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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We are the shithole country
The United States scored a 58 — higher than countries like Russia, China and India, but still in failing territory along with them. https://bit.ly/4rsze4u
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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this administration melting down over former soldiers reminding current soldiers about lawful vs unlawful orders under the UCMJ is the reason there's rules about lawful vs unlawful orders in the UCMJ
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Logging on, gm

Me tomorrow essentially
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Had a weird dream right before I woke up where I was in a (verbal) fight with someone and I ended it by throwing a handful of used diabetic test strips at them. Like “Oh yeah? Here’s some litter!” It was very weird and I don’t think it was that effective.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
January 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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🥹
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So I think I’ve mentioned before that my mother was one of Satan’s lower-level minions. Thanksgiving was HER holiday to ruin. I was going to share some of the her greatest hits but I fear that it’ll read like trauma dumping to anyone that grew up in an even semi-functional home.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)

RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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late stage capitalism be like

🎶 despite all my rage
i still have to go to my job 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fuck! Just had a pretty bad low because I have never fully learned what my body interprets as “stress” to make my blood sugar artificially spike. It’s weird to me that my blood sugar was higher than it shoulda been bc my cable was out, but I have nice proof of that now.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have cable again
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Is this what it felt like to live in the Roman Empire when everyone had brain damage from lead poisoning
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The thing is, the clock fixed itself before the tech got here. But it’s still wrong. It’s currently 1:23 CT
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The new repair just called & he’s about 20 minutes out, which means he’ll arrive just after 1. So right in my original appointment window.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence

programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I think we can all agree that we should have the freedom to check back for updates.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Folks, I’m still looking for an immigration attorney who works on deportation defense (and appeals) for the family I wrote about here. IL and IN based preferably.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Time is apparently a choose-your-own adventure situation in this apartment. The “correct” time those photos were both taken was 10:56 AM. Or so they’d have you believe.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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can’t help but notice it’s ‘they’ when a single mother might manage to use SNAP benefits for food that actually tastes good but it’s ‘we’ when a handful of ketamine addicts wanna ruin the economy
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM