@vakond.bsky.social
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people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
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In the Cycle Shop waiting for my fixed bike. A lady walks in with a puppy Jack Russell, which gets free and runs about; she sniffs me, darts away, back to sniff, retreats again.
“Don’t be silly Molly. He’s a nice man. A safe man. Look..I’m stroking him”
And this stranger starts stroking my jumper.
“Don’t be silly Molly. He’s a nice man. A safe man. Look..I’m stroking him”
And this stranger starts stroking my jumper.
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
In the Cycle Shop waiting for my fixed bike. A lady walks in with a puppy Jack Russell, which gets free and runs about; she sniffs me, darts away, back to sniff, retreats again.
“Don’t be silly Molly. He’s a nice man. A safe man. Look..I’m stroking him”
And this stranger starts stroking my jumper.
“Don’t be silly Molly. He’s a nice man. A safe man. Look..I’m stroking him”
And this stranger starts stroking my jumper.
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
The Oscar Should Go to Bob Ferguson's 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
'One Battle After Another' as a car movie
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October 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R
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the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry
September 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry
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I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
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I am once again pitching my romantic comedy:
- two academics start dating
- discover they are each other's terrible reviewer
- hijinks ensue
Working title: Love is Double-Blind
- two academics start dating
- discover they are each other's terrible reviewer
- hijinks ensue
Working title: Love is Double-Blind
June 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I am once again pitching my romantic comedy:
- two academics start dating
- discover they are each other's terrible reviewer
- hijinks ensue
Working title: Love is Double-Blind
- two academics start dating
- discover they are each other's terrible reviewer
- hijinks ensue
Working title: Love is Double-Blind
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I've been saying this for YEARS
June 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I've been saying this for YEARS
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never kill yourself you must outlive the terrorist state of israel
June 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
never kill yourself you must outlive the terrorist state of israel
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Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
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Remembered my favorite piece of Yone concept art
April 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Remembered my favorite piece of Yone concept art
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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Don Cheadle will return as "Shawarmachine" in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Don Cheadle will return as "Shawarmachine" in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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My first comic “L’Accapareur - A Hoarder’s Tale” is still in the work but here are some pages preview of it.
March 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My first comic “L’Accapareur - A Hoarder’s Tale” is still in the work but here are some pages preview of it.
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Happy Birthday to me!! Retweets as gifts are much appreciated ✨👀
February 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy Birthday to me!! Retweets as gifts are much appreciated ✨👀
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gonna write the first Hentai to win a Pulitzer
January 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
gonna write the first Hentai to win a Pulitzer
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[Mexico City, Mexico]
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
[Mexico City, Mexico]
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building.
Via Ghost of Durruti
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Welcome to America
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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I really like various designs Fortiche concepted for AU Powder and Ekko, but small notes about her having bug motifs in doodles ties nicely in the main timeline Ekko's Firelights themeing
January 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I really like various designs Fortiche concepted for AU Powder and Ekko, but small notes about her having bug motifs in doodles ties nicely in the main timeline Ekko's Firelights themeing
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Why is Tokyo so fashionable? Some theories. 🧵
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Why is Tokyo so fashionable? Some theories. 🧵