michaela
@vaguehopecoldrain.bsky.social
a cool thing about apartments here: ceiling outlets!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
a cool thing about apartments here: ceiling outlets!!!
very much enjoying having a real fall season that is 10-15 degrees F warmer than my previous city of residence. if i have to endure 4:30pm sunsets it might as well not be freezing
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
very much enjoying having a real fall season that is 10-15 degrees F warmer than my previous city of residence. if i have to endure 4:30pm sunsets it might as well not be freezing
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
tried to play the stray cat game but it made me sob within 10 minutes of gameplay so that’s a bust
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
tried to play the stray cat game but it made me sob within 10 minutes of gameplay so that’s a bust
happy moments from this week
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
happy moments from this week
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
ok for real now i need to learn japanese
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
ok for real now i need to learn japanese
accidentally ended up in wuhan unplanned BUT i got to eat this so it was fine
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
accidentally ended up in wuhan unplanned BUT i got to eat this so it was fine
a summary of my four day trip in china: had to call the police on a driver trying to scam us and steal our stuff, slept on the side of the road, got in a car accident, missed our flight, and I got detained by immigration
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
a summary of my four day trip in china: had to call the police on a driver trying to scam us and steal our stuff, slept on the side of the road, got in a car accident, missed our flight, and I got detained by immigration
god tier translation
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
god tier translation
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
day off + weather nice so I just picked a spot on google maps when i woke up today and ended up at a shrine above a cloud ocean
October 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
day off + weather nice so I just picked a spot on google maps when i woke up today and ended up at a shrine above a cloud ocean
unfortunately i've had no hobbies lately because moving abroad has taken 100% of my brain power for most of the year so sadly my entire personality right now is "i live in japan" which is maybe in the top 5 worst personalities to have
October 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
unfortunately i've had no hobbies lately because moving abroad has taken 100% of my brain power for most of the year so sadly my entire personality right now is "i live in japan" which is maybe in the top 5 worst personalities to have
my favorite place in the world
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my favorite place in the world
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was idly looking up how many people DOGE is projected to kill and Google’s AI informed me that it was all in my head and that DOGE isn’t real
September 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
was idly looking up how many people DOGE is projected to kill and Google’s AI informed me that it was all in my head and that DOGE isn’t real
life is nice actually
September 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
life is nice actually
going to NC one last time before i move. i can’t believe i am fully outta here in 12 days
July 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
going to NC one last time before i move. i can’t believe i am fully outta here in 12 days
feel like i literally just moved into this apartment (6 months ago) and now it’s almost empty again
July 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
feel like i literally just moved into this apartment (6 months ago) and now it’s almost empty again
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David Hogg is cooking lately
June 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
David Hogg is cooking lately
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all of nyc waking up today like
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
all of nyc waking up today like
i’m dumb and didn’t early vote because the polling site was farther away but now i’m being punished with 100 degree weather
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
i’m dumb and didn’t early vote because the polling site was farther away but now i’m being punished with 100 degree weather