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Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

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November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Lunging from bed and flawlessly clean pressing my mid seizure dog while only half awake to secure and give him emergency meds 👍
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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time for my nightly locking in
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
you ever get the feeling that The Gloaming is coming
Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We gotta put the entire senate in The Crystal
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Heartwarming: ICE agent getting paid in time for Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
In my defense, when I said “the democratic senate’s incompetence is a self-censoring fact“, I did not realize I was prophesying that they would make their own actions, in their capacity as senators, legally self-censoring in the eyes of the law.
National democratic leadership is getting so bad that it is becoming a self censoring fact in the same way that Trump’s evil and incompetency becomes self censoring
A real banner week for Chuck Schumer, given that only a few days ago he refused to back the Democratic nominee for mayor of his home city.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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It’s only unusual if massive amounts of potentially incriminating documents and media were to be released-

(Touches earpiece) hang on I’m getting an update
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Fellas is it normal to do this in order to get insurrectionist senators $500k a pop
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The funny part is that there is literally no reason to believe this is not the case in its most simple form. This is literally the joke my partner made. It’s plainly correct as an observation lol.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
fellas is it normal for a funding bill to waive the sovereign immunity of the united states government in the context of when senators are targets of federal investigation
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
so the senate codified themselves into an aristocratic patrician class with extra legal rights. What a week, am I right?
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Protecting our neighborhoods from the invasions and random violence of ICE agents might be a nice goal for a future date but we have to stick to realistic, achievable aims, like making it impossible for a Senator (that's me!) to ever be held accountable for anything he does, even literal crimes.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Giving the entire senate blanket immunity right as the admin is trying to kick into gear its “let’s try criminalizing all former enemies of the president” phase lmfao
👀 Forget gloves, the US is moving into the brass knuckles phase. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/u...
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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these protections, to the extent they exist *at all*, seem to be a corrupt disgrace that attempts to reify the Senate as an exalted aristocracy immune from the law of the land...and these protections seem broad as hell
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The saint like restraint I am exercising to not mock the dumbest fuckers on this website who, just 5 days ago, were worshipping the dem approach to handling this shutdown (”narrow messaging“) and now we are looking at a nationally historic carve out for criminal immunity for the entire senate.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I'll go further and say that if you report the "Senate data" provision as being about Jack Smith you are actively lying to your readers. it is a bipartisan pro-corruption law that more or less confers immunity from corruption prosecutions on all 100 senators whether they want it or not.
this is being reported elsewhere as a sop to Republican senators angry about being investigated by Jack Smith but the language is honestly so much worse and so much broader than that.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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oh wow the caudillos were the caudillos this whole time
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Who knows ball now, bitch
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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you are not crazy. the definitions of "covered data" and "Senate data" are bonkers and basically extend these protections into personal and campaign communications. the cause of action is insane.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
im legit cracking up at the “we gave functional criminal immunity to the part of the US government that basically ensures the legislature will never function again under a blue government while simultaneously giving free range to the fascist right wing party” revelation of the vichy dem cave bill
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I am kind of sitting here mouth agape as I realize that the thing that really got eight Democrats to cave was a provision which provides backdoor criminal and civil immunity to them personally by making it functionally impossible to ever investigate the Senate
read the actual bill text and this is quite literally a provision designed solely to impede civil and criminal investigations into United States Senators and their staff. www.appropriations.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.appropriations.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My presumption is that democratic leadership in the senate are content with this given that the only thing they could give salience were the ACA extensions that they still chose to abandon
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM