White Mambo
@urberwoot.bsky.social
Estranged allotmenter, beekeeper, rustic bread fan 🤷🏼♀️
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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Queen Elizabeth II - who knew all about Andrew's entitled womanising and turned a blind eye - perhaps wasn't the pillar of morals and integrity everybody thought.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Queen Elizabeth II - who knew all about Andrew's entitled womanising and turned a blind eye - perhaps wasn't the pillar of morals and integrity everybody thought.
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THIRTEEN YEARS AGO! Blimey.
That time when I directed a bunch of my Twitter followers to get together for #POETRY.
A lot of names have changed, some have disappeared, and some have, sadly, died in the intervening years. Ah, memories.
youtu.be/ECDCuXlQFec?...
That time when I directed a bunch of my Twitter followers to get together for #POETRY.
A lot of names have changed, some have disappeared, and some have, sadly, died in the intervening years. Ah, memories.
youtu.be/ECDCuXlQFec?...
#SUNDAYPICS Poems - Albert & the Lion
YouTube video by Wombat37
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November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
THIRTEEN YEARS AGO! Blimey.
That time when I directed a bunch of my Twitter followers to get together for #POETRY.
A lot of names have changed, some have disappeared, and some have, sadly, died in the intervening years. Ah, memories.
youtu.be/ECDCuXlQFec?...
That time when I directed a bunch of my Twitter followers to get together for #POETRY.
A lot of names have changed, some have disappeared, and some have, sadly, died in the intervening years. Ah, memories.
youtu.be/ECDCuXlQFec?...
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Things that I hate have become normalised.
1. Food banks.
2. Holding on the phone for an hour before talking to a person.
3. Barefaced lies from politicians with no sense of shame.
4. Racism.
5. Club biscuits no longer having real chocolate on.
1. Food banks.
2. Holding on the phone for an hour before talking to a person.
3. Barefaced lies from politicians with no sense of shame.
4. Racism.
5. Club biscuits no longer having real chocolate on.
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Things that I hate have become normalised.
1. Food banks.
2. Holding on the phone for an hour before talking to a person.
3. Barefaced lies from politicians with no sense of shame.
4. Racism.
5. Club biscuits no longer having real chocolate on.
1. Food banks.
2. Holding on the phone for an hour before talking to a person.
3. Barefaced lies from politicians with no sense of shame.
4. Racism.
5. Club biscuits no longer having real chocolate on.
Burnout level reached
an orange truck is parked in front of a store called hobby city
ALT: an orange truck is parked in front of a store called hobby city
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Burnout level reached
The world and people are so overwhelming presently… I didn’t imagine that life would ever be anywhere near to the fascism and hate and death and war criminals in the world… let alone the cunts in my immediate vicinity.
a black and white drawing of a girl with flowers in her hair .
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media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The world and people are so overwhelming presently… I didn’t imagine that life would ever be anywhere near to the fascism and hate and death and war criminals in the world… let alone the cunts in my immediate vicinity.
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I miss the joyful days of anonymity on Twitter and discovering other people and being able to say anything (not nasty stuff) just inner thoughts or humour.
a blue bird perched on a tree branch with a green background and the name eclipse moon on the bottom
ALT: a blue bird perched on a tree branch with a green background and the name eclipse moon on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I miss the joyful days of anonymity on Twitter and discovering other people and being able to say anything (not nasty stuff) just inner thoughts or humour.
I don’t know how to use BS so much
a close up of a person holding a sword in their hand in a video game .
ALT: a close up of a person holding a sword in their hand in a video game .
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don’t know how to use BS so much
Is there anyone out there?
a man is standing in front of a very large screen with a lot of static on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a very large screen with a lot of static on it .
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Is there anyone out there?
My car just left the sofa after I gruffed…
a black and white dog walking through a hallway
ALT: a black and white dog walking through a hallway
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My car just left the sofa after I gruffed…
It’s still pissing down… I’m so annoyed
two cartoon characters looking out a window at a rain storm
ALT: two cartoon characters looking out a window at a rain storm
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s still pissing down… I’m so annoyed
I’m so annoyed - no rain was forecast so I put my washing out - it has now been lashing down for over an hour… bastard..
a person is sitting in a chair in the fog .
ALT: a person is sitting in a chair in the fog .
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m so annoyed - no rain was forecast so I put my washing out - it has now been lashing down for over an hour… bastard..
I give up. Chasing my tail trying to create income. I give up. I’ll be rotting on my bed when the bailiffs come.
a black and white drawing of a dog with the words `` my last braincell spins in the endless void good morning '' .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a dog with the words `` my last braincell spins in the endless void good morning '' .
media.tenor.com
May 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I give up. Chasing my tail trying to create income. I give up. I’ll be rotting on my bed when the bailiffs come.
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Time for another digital security PSA with guitar … here’s “All the Small Things” but it’s about scrubbing metadata from your photos before you post them 🤘
April 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Time for another digital security PSA with guitar … here’s “All the Small Things” but it’s about scrubbing metadata from your photos before you post them 🤘
Michelin tyres fitted by Costco December 19th 2021 - 3 years 4 months old - should they be cracking? I have a slow puncture on one tyre via a crack - seems unreasonably short amount of time for this level of tyre? 🤷🏼♀️ #michelinTyres #costco
a man is carrying a large black bag on his shoulders .
ALT: a man is carrying a large black bag on his shoulders .
media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Michelin tyres fitted by Costco December 19th 2021 - 3 years 4 months old - should they be cracking? I have a slow puncture on one tyre via a crack - seems unreasonably short amount of time for this level of tyre? 🤷🏼♀️ #michelinTyres #costco
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I know I said I wasn't gonna post about it anymore but jesus, they need to remove Paul from the show, any physical violence like that is never acceptable, man needs to go to therapy ASAP #MAFSAU
April 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I know I said I wasn't gonna post about it anymore but jesus, they need to remove Paul from the show, any physical violence like that is never acceptable, man needs to go to therapy ASAP #MAFSAU
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Carina NOOOOOO! Run away!! Massive RED FLAG #MAFSAU
a person is doing a handstand with a red flag in the background
ALT: a person is doing a handstand with a red flag in the background
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Carina NOOOOOO! Run away!! Massive RED FLAG #MAFSAU
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"He's not one to be like this, Paul isn't that type of character at all"
He literally just did it. And blamed YOU. Honey when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
The experts should be stepping in rn. And it's horrendous that they aren't.
#MAFSAu #MAFS #s12e20
He literally just did it. And blamed YOU. Honey when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
The experts should be stepping in rn. And it's horrendous that they aren't.
#MAFSAu #MAFS #s12e20
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Will be honest, I know they think it’s good tv but the producers on #mafsau are dodgy AF, how the fuck did Adrian end up there? How his friends ganged up like that fucking hell
April 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Will be honest, I know they think it’s good tv but the producers on #mafsau are dodgy AF, how the fuck did Adrian end up there? How his friends ganged up like that fucking hell