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TiffScheff
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Can’t believe we’re doing this again. Blue dot in a red state. she/her
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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mr president sir its time for your daily mri…no sir we will not tell you why…yes sir its probably because youre so healthy sir
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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No matter where you live or if you’ve never protested before, there’s a local No Kings Day event for you. Join a peaceful protest to make it clear that We The People will never bow down to a wannabe king: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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This’ll all get worse before it gets better www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Jimmy Kimmel's firing makes me ashamed to be an American
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on the fallout of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension.
www.sfgate.com
September 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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what federal agents did to a father of three Marines while he was cutting grass in Orange County on Sunday has happened in some form daily — and deliberately — all over Los Angeles for 18 days.
June 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”

--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Sen. Alex Padilla: "If this is how this DHS responds to a senator with a question, I can only imagine what they're doing to farmers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California and throughout the country. We will hold this administration accountable."
June 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Lenexa” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
NO KINGS Lenexa · Mobilize
In the United States, our only crowned head should be the one atop the Statue of Liberty. We have NO KINGS here and we cannot let leaders of the federal government pretend that they are. Join us at ...
www.mobilize.us
June 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Imagine having the most powerful job in the world and still being desperate for attention by any means necessary.
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta
April 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.

A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.
April 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Look, guys, all I’m saying is that you gotta crash the economy if white people ever want to feel safe using the N-word in public again.
April 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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This is what happens when you have an entire cabinet full of folks who would NEVER pass a regular security clearance.

Led by a president who would never be able to pass one either.
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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She got kicked out for being MAGA
She got kicked out for being MAGA
YouTube video by Brent Terhune
youtu.be
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.

@dansavage.bsky.social evergreen
not trans. not a drag queen. just your average white cis male “christian leader” pedophile. www.texastribune.org/2025/03/12/r...
March 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM