Corduroy Orbison
@underscore-proto.bsky.social
Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
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Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
NYT journalist as they're being thrown out the Overton Window to their death: "some allege the window has moved, while others suggest that I'm not even falli--"
Utterly ludicrous framing from @nytimes.com here, treating Pete Hegseth's arguments as if they're legitimate. The casual reader will be left with no inkling whatsoever of how unusual and corrupt an abuse of the process this truly is:
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
NYT journalist as they're being thrown out the Overton Window to their death: "some allege the window has moved, while others suggest that I'm not even falli--"
Best DST in fantasy football is whichever team plays the Vikings.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Best DST in fantasy football is whichever team plays the Vikings.
The Detroit Lions kinda suck without Johnson running the offense. Goff is Goff again.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Detroit Lions kinda suck without Johnson running the offense. Goff is Goff again.
I maintained for a long time that Zuckerberg was lucky Elon was such a freak on main, which allowed him to skate by being an amoral money pervert in relative quiet.
“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”
Meta buried 'causal' evidence of social media harm, US court filings allege - The Economic Times
Meta reportedly halted internal research into the mental health impacts of Facebook and Instagram after finding causal evidence of harm. Internal documents revealed users reported lower depression and...
m.economictimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I maintained for a long time that Zuckerberg was lucky Elon was such a freak on main, which allowed him to skate by being an amoral money pervert in relative quiet.
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
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They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
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If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will
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he looks like Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
he looks like Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray
More Democrats should attack the press like this.
"That's absolutely a ridiculous assertion. Shame on you for saying that" -- Hakeem Jeffries was not happy when CNBC's Rebecca Quick claimed he actually wants healthcare costs to go up to score political points on Republicans
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
More Democrats should attack the press like this.
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the hero himself!!!
Thank you, @marisakabas.bsky.social. Tom Homan is a bitch!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the hero himself!!!
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I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love him. “The first time I caught up to [ICE], I could tell that they already knew who I was. They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ‘Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!’”
All these people will die one day, all of them either deeply lonely or too dumb to recognize how lonely they are.
everlasting shame on all these people
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
All these people will die one day, all of them either deeply lonely or too dumb to recognize how lonely they are.
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lot of people on this app seem really committed to the notion that nothing damaging will come out of the Epstein files.
let yourself hope a little! it’s free!
let yourself hope a little! it’s free!
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
lot of people on this app seem really committed to the notion that nothing damaging will come out of the Epstein files.
let yourself hope a little! it’s free!
let yourself hope a little! it’s free!
This is why every conservative party in Canada has an apoplectic fit when there is even tepid feedback from the Carney government on how the Notwithstanding Clause should be used: they want to enact radical anti-democratic governments.
The UCP has invoked the notwithstanding clause pre-emptively. Again. This time to strip the Charter rights of trans children and adults.
This is sadly and entirely predictable from a populist government bent on removing checks on its power. 🧵
drjaredwesley.substack.com/p/populism-f...
This is sadly and entirely predictable from a populist government bent on removing checks on its power. 🧵
drjaredwesley.substack.com/p/populism-f...
Populism, freedom, and democracy in Alberta (and beyond)
Lessons from my grade fiver's homework assignment
drjaredwesley.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is why every conservative party in Canada has an apoplectic fit when there is even tepid feedback from the Carney government on how the Notwithstanding Clause should be used: they want to enact radical anti-democratic governments.
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the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
Gotta feel bad for the Seahawks defense.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Gotta feel bad for the Seahawks defense.
"Hey Sam, this is like a playoff game against the Rams"
"Don't worry, I got this."
"Don't worry, I got this."
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Hey Sam, this is like a playoff game against the Rams"
"Don't worry, I got this."
"Don't worry, I got this."
I respect the Seahawks for giving me back my Sunday afternoon. They just can't beat McVay.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I respect the Seahawks for giving me back my Sunday afternoon. They just can't beat McVay.
Playoff Darnold ☠️
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Playoff Darnold ☠️
This guy later overdosed and died. I guess his arms were too short to dox with God :(
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This guy later overdosed and died. I guess his arms were too short to dox with God :(
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
It's time.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's time.