Corduroy Orbison
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Corduroy Orbison
@underscore-proto.bsky.social
Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.
"Clocks, nobody can even draw them."
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ok thanks. The ESPN pitch tracker is often dodgy so I couldn't really tell. For reference:
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"I'm something of an artist myself"
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
But still:
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Toronto Blue Jays just texted me?
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
David Cross is right about these sickos. Pete Davidson going after they killed his dad in 9/11 should haunt him until his death.
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
September 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Based on the screen capture, it appears the result quoted is the AI overview of a web result. I guess it must different from using the API directly. I get a similar AI overview:
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I just subscribed to Vanity Fair to read this. I hope I am not fired
September 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They should have locked him up after this one:
September 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"The cost of electricity has gone up 30% and that won't stand!"
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Don't sleep
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Newsom sucks in many ways but contrast his approach to Hakeem Jeffries. June 1st, but appeared to just be a way to buy himself time.
August 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Unfortunately, Hakeem kind of forgot about the iron fleet.

"Time, place, and manner of our choosing" turned out to be his "in two weeks"
August 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Season 5 of Fargo really nails the childish nature of the modern conservative man.
August 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
August 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is the best part of Bluesky. I'll just never see it. I won't get tempted to unhide the post so I can get pulled in: he's just gone.
June 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
June 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nailed it, Gavin!
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“That itch, that burn, you feel how badly she wants to explode?”
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
June 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
April 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When you see the shiny damp Rebel News MAGA CHUD that asked the question:
April 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM