Corduroy Orbison
underscore-proto.bsky.social
Corduroy Orbison
@underscore-proto.bsky.social
Dilettante, here to escape K-Mart Goebbels and talk primarily about sports.
"Tomato sauce? Nah, bitch."
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
His life battery is running too low.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
... same -- tbh
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Jon Ryan's fake punt in 2016 had this energy until the very end when he turned into a mortal again.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You're just a big Dodgers fan is all! (First time I saw how Hernandez's nickname was spelled I did a very comical double take)
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Haha I did enjoy playing but we never had a great board which made it less enjoyable.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That looks sick! I used to dabble in 40k (a few different times) but always sucked at the painting which sapped some of my enthusiasm.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Amoral money pervert" is my turn of phrase for the modern western oligarch class that favours profit over literally anything else (other than their own feelings).
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Unmarried != single mom
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think this one gets less attention for a few reasons, but the primary one is that his party is in a death spiral with basically zero chance of holding power. Danielle Smith will probably hold power for another decade at least.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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he looks like Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
He appears to be lactating.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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the hero himself!!!
Thank you, @marisakabas.bsky.social. Tom Homan is a bitch!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM