Uncle Cranky
@unclecranky.bsky.social
Dedicated to bringing back the term “chump”.
Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”.
I don’t auto follow.
Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.
Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”.
I don’t auto follow.
Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.
This was Wednesday - the show has taken her from you
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This was Wednesday - the show has taken her from you
Don’t threaten me with a good time
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Wonder what the sycophant losers at the ADL will make of this
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Wonder what the sycophant losers at the ADL will make of this
My favorite podcasts can’t play ten seconds of a song without getting taken down and this guy can mine it all to put artists out of business?
Suno has faced some industry pushback, with the Recording Industry Association of America and major record labels suing it for allegedly training its AI tool on copyrighted songs.
AI Music Generator Suno Valued At $2.45 Billion—Here’s Why It’s Controversial
Suno has faced some industry pushback, with the Recording Industry Association of America and major record labels suing it for allegedly training its AI tool on copyrighted songs.
www.forbes.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My favorite podcasts can’t play ten seconds of a song without getting taken down and this guy can mine it all to put artists out of business?
Good to see the correlation between bigotry and ignorance is alive and well
A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Good to see the correlation between bigotry and ignorance is alive and well
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Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
Personalized Cancer Vaccines Are Almost Here—But Federal Funding Cuts Could Derail Them
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
This guy doesn’t sell to know shit about the news for the past two months - how would he fucking know?
Mike Johnson: "Democrats are trying to use the Epstein matter as a political weapon to distract from their own party's failures. In a desperate attempt, they're trying to somehow tie President Trump to the scandal. President Trump has nothing to do with it. He said himself he has nothing to hide."
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This guy doesn’t sell to know shit about the news for the past two months - how would he fucking know?
I expect to die in a food riot
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I expect to die in a food riot
Didn’t want to reply because I’m one of “those people” who make everything “political” and this struck me as a light hearted joke, but it also eloquently framed US conservatism in my mind and I couldn’t let it go.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Didn’t want to reply because I’m one of “those people” who make everything “political” and this struck me as a light hearted joke, but it also eloquently framed US conservatism in my mind and I couldn’t let it go.
“Everyone swiping right for quark-gluon plasma”
Quark-gluon plasma, a bizarre state of matter that mimics the early cosmos, is the hottest thing ever made on Earth
Primordial Particle Soup Is Hottest Matter Ever Created on Earth at 3.3 Trillion Degrees
Quark-gluon plasma, a bizarre state of matter that mimics the early cosmos, is the hottest thing ever made on Earth
www.scientificamerican.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“Everyone swiping right for quark-gluon plasma”
Seeing this brings home why it us important to recognize the many contributions of people of color
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Seeing this brings home why it us important to recognize the many contributions of people of color
Destroying math because it’s woke
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Destroying math because it’s woke
Boy it’s a good thing libertarians got their way, I guess
Nearly 6 million US households have utility debt “so severe” that it will soon be reported to collection agencies.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
New analysis shows more US consumers are falling behind on their utility bills
A new analysis of consumer data shows that more people in the United States are falling behind on their utility bills.
apnews.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boy it’s a good thing libertarians got their way, I guess
Wat
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wat
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Florida knew exactly hires corrupt this skeletal turd is and they still elevated him to congress.
The state that gave us Pam bondi, ladies and gentlemen.
The state that gave us Pam bondi, ladies and gentlemen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Florida knew exactly hires corrupt this skeletal turd is and they still elevated him to congress.
The state that gave us Pam bondi, ladies and gentlemen.
The state that gave us Pam bondi, ladies and gentlemen.
What if “Calvinball” but a government?
The Supreme Court made up the "major questions doctrine," under which the Court gets extra powers when things are a Big Deal and what's a Big Deal is up to the Justices.
Why not make up a new "signature policies" rule where a president can put things beyond the court's reach, like a franchise tag.
Why not make up a new "signature policies" rule where a president can put things beyond the court's reach, like a franchise tag.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What if “Calvinball” but a government?
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I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
Numbers - how DO they work?
Maybe someone should tell Megyn R. Kelly 15 is not “barely legal”, it’s actually quite illegal?
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Numbers - how DO they work?
I don’t think I’m hearing enough loud voices on the murder of people in small boats being committed by the US
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I don’t think I’m hearing enough loud voices on the murder of people in small boats being committed by the US
Chat, is this bad?
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Chat, is this bad?
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this is true but it goes even deeper than this, it’s not that they ‘don’t care’ about their kid, it’s they don’t care about their autonomany and only view their children as property and want to control them. its why we see the modern lavender panic, fears of “kids being transed”, from the far right
One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids
Everyone who posts this should note that Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter. Do not let her off the hook on this.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
this is true but it goes even deeper than this, it’s not that they ‘don’t care’ about their kid, it’s they don’t care about their autonomany and only view their children as property and want to control them. its why we see the modern lavender panic, fears of “kids being transed”, from the far right
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Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
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November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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