turkey lurkey dewbie 🦃
@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
📍DC
Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.
I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
Time to turn up the temperature on the bidet
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair
ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Time to turn up the temperature on the bidet
I'm fine if none of these networks come back to YTTV. We have Hulu, Disney+ and access to ABC OTA, so we're not missing any content, and we're not subsidizing ESPN for everyone else.
Puck: Disney offered YouTube the same rates as major distributors at least for ESPN, but YouTube wants to pay less; Disney is losing $30M/week without YouTube (Ben Schoon/9to5Google)
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Main Link | Mediagazer Permalink
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm fine if none of these networks come back to YTTV. We have Hulu, Disney+ and access to ABC OTA, so we're not missing any content, and we're not subsidizing ESPN for everyone else.
Cold and blustery day means it's time for Onion Soup Gratinée and a Burger Américain.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Cold and blustery day means it's time for Onion Soup Gratinée and a Burger Américain.
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
Those were the dayyyyyys.
I think I listened to it on MySpace.
I think I listened to it on MySpace.
This is a website for people who paid 99 cents for Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals their freshman year of college.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Those were the dayyyyyys.
I think I listened to it on MySpace.
I think I listened to it on MySpace.
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"It's hard to "win" a fight when one side broadly cares about whether the government is open and working properly and the other thinks government is the problem."
Longterm victory will be voters turning against GOP, and if the last election is any indication, it's happening. Hope momentum stays 🤞
Longterm victory will be voters turning against GOP, and if the last election is any indication, it's happening. Hope momentum stays 🤞
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"It's hard to "win" a fight when one side broadly cares about whether the government is open and working properly and the other thinks government is the problem."
Longterm victory will be voters turning against GOP, and if the last election is any indication, it's happening. Hope momentum stays 🤞
Longterm victory will be voters turning against GOP, and if the last election is any indication, it's happening. Hope momentum stays 🤞
It won't last, because the democrats admitted defeat and accepted blame.
Steve Kornacki: Republicans took a political hit in the shutdown. How long will it last? www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
Steve Kornacki: Republicans took a political hit in the shutdown. How long will it last?
Since government funding lapsed, the GOP has fallen in the polls and lost at the ballot box. But shutdown history shows the party can turn it around before the midterms.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It won't last, because the democrats admitted defeat and accepted blame.
Had to turn on the heating, which I hate for a number of reasons, but the main two are that the forced hot air dries everything out and we're burning fossil fuels to do it. Really want to rip the whole thing out and replace it with heat pumps and mini splits. Just need to find $30k to do it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Had to turn on the heating, which I hate for a number of reasons, but the main two are that the forced hot air dries everything out and we're burning fossil fuels to do it. Really want to rip the whole thing out and replace it with heat pumps and mini splits. Just need to find $30k to do it.
This but also with a weighted blanket >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sleeping with an Icy hot + Lidocaine patch on my lower back >>>>>>>>
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This but also with a weighted blanket >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Watching "All Her Fault" and man, I need to go back to Chicago.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Watching "All Her Fault" and man, I need to go back to Chicago.
I can hear this photo
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I can hear this photo
Me just about every day at 8pm
I was in such a pissy mood before that workout. And now I feel much better. Yay endorphins and adrenaline.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me just about every day at 8pm
Mentally preparing myself to work again soon. This break from the more soul sucking aspects of my job has been nice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Mentally preparing myself to work again soon. This break from the more soul sucking aspects of my job has been nice.
Honestly being an "other" in Pluribus sounds nice. Kinda like being a himbo.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Honestly being an "other" in Pluribus sounds nice. Kinda like being a himbo.
"Try to bite all the time."
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Try to bite all the time."
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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This race is gonna be embarrassingly bad and both candidates will be bad. The people of DC are demanding fighters and we get whatever this is, in multiple fonts and sizes of text.
My statement on the tentative Senate deal to end the government shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This race is gonna be embarrassingly bad and both candidates will be bad. The people of DC are demanding fighters and we get whatever this is, in multiple fonts and sizes of text.
Have some electronics and paint to recycle and I guess DC makes you sign up for these drop-offs via Eventbrite now, and the next one that's on a weekend is in March? Is this a joke?
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Have some electronics and paint to recycle and I guess DC makes you sign up for these drop-offs via Eventbrite now, and the next one that's on a weekend is in March? Is this a joke?
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
The Pluribus podcast is quite good!
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Pluribus podcast is quite good!
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File under: The Laws of Thermodynamics are a B****
grist.org/oceans/hey-s...
grist.org/oceans/hey-s...
The ocean has been hoarding heat. Now it is building up a massive 'burp.'
Even if humans cut emissions enough to reduce global temperatures, new research shows the Southern Ocean could kick warming back into gear.
grist.org
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
File under: The Laws of Thermodynamics are a B****
grist.org/oceans/hey-s...
grist.org/oceans/hey-s...
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Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
My sciatica
a white cat is sitting in front of a fan on a table
ALT: a white cat is sitting in front of a fan on a table
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My sciatica
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Hearing from more people after this went out.
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."
I heard from a bunch of federal employees last night and this morning. They aren't happy.
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."
'A Slap in the Face': Federal Employees Feel Betrayed by Democrats' Shutdown Cave
"I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something."
www.gravityisgone.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hearing from more people after this went out.
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."
"We're all pissed. This was a lot of unnecessary stress on people and their families for nothing. And if I win the lottery tonight I absolutely will spend millions to hire people to follow these 8 Dems around for a year and make their lives miserable."