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dewbie full of cheese
@dewbert.social
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Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️‍🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴‍♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️‍♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.

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I'm never more Dad than when I'm tending to rapidly oxidizing wood.
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Last night was chill - we made a fire, ate Tortellini Soup and watched Twinless to continue our studies of François Arnaud
A close-up, eye-level shot of a wood-burning fire glowing brightly inside a fireplace behind a black wire mesh screen. The orange and yellow flames lick upward around charred logs resting on a metal grate, casting a warm light against the interior brickwork. A top-down, slightly angled shot of a white bowl filled with creamy, orange-red tomato soup topped with a generous dusting of parmesan cheese and fresh green basil. The bowl sits on a wooden table next to a glass of water featuring a red "Red Bear" logo. A slightly low-angle shot of a flat-screen television mounted above a brick fireplace mantel decorated with dark green pine garlands. On the screen, a man in a blue button-down shirt and a baseball cap is smiling at someone off-camera, with white subtitles at the bottom reading, "You're cute. [chuckles]."
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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First time using a Rivian Adventure Network charger!
A vertical, first-person perspective shot from the driver's seat of a vehicle looking out through the windshield at a white Rivian electric vehicle charging station. In the foreground, the top of a black steering wheel and the digital dashboard are visible, showing a range of 181 mi. The sleek, modern charging pedestal stands directly ahead against a clear blue sky with light clouds. To the right of the charger is a grey sign that reads "Vehicle Charging" with the Rivian logo. Bare trees and low green bushes are visible in the background under bright daylight.
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Northern Virginia really is like bro just one more variable toll express lane bro that will fix it all bro.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Your dads are headed to the cottage
A medium-shot, high-angle selfie taken inside a car shows two men smiling while wearing sunglasses. The man on the left has short dark hair and a light beard, wearing a brown and white patterned coat and a light-colored scarf. The man on the right has a salt-and-pepper mustache and a mohawk-style haircut, wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt. In the back seat, positioned between them, a small, light-colored dog peers toward the camera. Bright sunlight streams through the windows, and a residential street with houses is visible in the background.
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Day 30: 1000/1000 burpees
dewbert.social dewbie full of cheese @dewbert.social · Dec 2
My gym does a 1000 burpee challenge every December. Gonna post here for accountability.

Day 1: 61/1000 burpees
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Day 29: 950/1000 burpees
dewbert.social dewbie full of cheese @dewbert.social · Dec 2
My gym does a 1000 burpee challenge every December. Gonna post here for accountability.

Day 1: 61/1000 burpees
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Quick stop before the gym
A mirror selfie of a smiling man with a mustache and short hair, wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt. He is holding a black smartphone to take the photo in a stylishly decorated bathroom. The room features: Dark, ornate wallpaper with botanical and animal illustrations, including large leaves, butterflies, and a wild cat. A section of dark teal scalloped tiles on the wall. A small framed mirror in the background reflecting a vinyl record. A gold-colored, ornate sink basin visible at the bottom of the frame. Black and white penny tile flooring.
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Just went to REI to try on some shoes but walked out empty handed and ordered three sizes online because it doesn't seem like anyone works there???
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Not my credit union emailing about the exciting AI advances they plan on making in 2026 🙄, I just want low loan rates thanks!!!
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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"We should be destroying these things whenever we see them"

Thank you Seth Rogen
December 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Grim that in 2020 we could have gone down a very different social-democratic road but 35-45% of US society experienced a momentary slowdown of treats and in response went bugfuck insane
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Did AI write the AI bill?
enbrown.bsky.social Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 2d
The bill's full name is The Republic Unifying Meritocratic Performance Advancing Machine Intelligence by Eliminating Regulatory Interstate Chaos Across American Industry Act, and looks like it's got a little bit of every bad tech policy idea of the past half decade in it 🧵
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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This Kimchi Burrito just changed me for good.
A cross-section of a large, tightly wrapped burrito held in brown butcher paper and white parchment. The filling is densely packed with chunks of grilled chicken, orange-tinted rice, melted white cheese, and dark green flecks of seaweed. The burrito sits on a pale green tray.
December 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Between furlough, a week in Mexico, and this extended end of year break, I've been off more than I've worked this past quarter. I'm going to need to lock in next year to get stuff done.
December 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Little moustachioed man wearing a Fire Island Pines sweatshirt in the coffee shop, come to me little nugget.
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Rascal is loaded up with 100mg of Trazodone (which would put me to sleep for days) and still running around the house like a crazy dog. Good luck to the groomer!
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Planning to make beef stew and sausage tortellini soup at the cabin (cottage) this weekend.
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Good morning why is it 55 degrees on December 29???
A close-up selfie of a man with short, salt-and-pepper hair, a thick mustache, and light stubble. He has a neutral expression and is wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt with a white "Crossfit MPH Washington DC" logo on the left chest. He is standing outdoors on a sidewalk next to a street. In the background, there is a modern multi-story apartment building, a red abstract sculpture, and bare winter trees under an overcast sky.
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Maximum penalty.
Police charge driver who allegedly killed a pedestrian while livestreaming on TikTok | TechCrunch
Local police said they have charged an Illinois driver who struck and killed a pedestrian while she was livestreaming on TikTok.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Day 28: 905/1000 burpees
dewbert.social dewbie full of cheese @dewbert.social · Dec 2
My gym does a 1000 burpee challenge every December. Gonna post here for accountability.

Day 1: 61/1000 burpees
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Five Guys milkshake incoming
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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"There's always time for a movie montage!"
two women are standing next to each other in a car .
ALT: two women are standing next to each other in a car .
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December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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We head to a cozy cabin in WV on Tuesday, staying through the new year. I'm very ready.
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Good morning!
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM