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dewbie is thawing ⛱️
@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC

Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️‍🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴‍♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️‍♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.

I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
PR'd bench press I feel better
RAGING at the flat bike tire that I must've gotten on my commute to work. Managed to limp to the gym with a fill from a CO2 canister but god damn mother fuck shit cunt whore!!!!
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
RAGING at the flat bike tire that I must've gotten on my commute to work. Managed to limp to the gym with a fill from a CO2 canister but god damn mother fuck shit cunt whore!!!!
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I really thought our dystopian future would be more steampunk. Not whatever this is. TEMU ass dystopia.
February 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Update: new ENDURANCE deodorant from Old Spice appears to be holding up against my left pit.
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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I've developed a use for ethernet cables that makes 7 of the worst people to ever walk the earth richer than god and everyone else want to kts
speculative gambling over which computer component will be the next to shoot up in price
February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Pretty soon, we are not going to be able to afford computers or phones to access all of this AI.
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Ooooooh.
An arrest warrant has been issued in DC for Rush owner Jackson Mosley in connection to charges he faces in Maryland.

“Mosley, Jackson being then and there a fugitive from the state of Maryland and wanted for FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE - LARCENY”
February 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
CHVRCHES covering Such Great Heights ♥️♥️♥️♥️
February 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Only sober person at a table is such a vibe
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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I’m very familiar with the signs of a cult, having basically grown up in one myself… and AI advocates are a cult. Remember these guys (and funny how they are almost exclusively guys) desperately need to sell you this technology to justify their own emotional and financial investment in it
The tech's current capabilities include telling people to walk instead of drive to get their car washed, but, sure, within 12-18 months it'll perform at the level of "a lawyer, or an accountant, or a project manager, or a marketing person."
Microsoft’s AI boss says AI can replace every white-collar job in 18 months — ‘We’re going to have a human-level performance on most, if not all, professional tasks’
And now, the end is near...
www.tomshardware.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Oh. Wanna go to the DC show so bad.
me: OMFG! I can finally see The Knocks and Dragonette 😭

me 5 seconds later: oh the Chicago venue is house of blues 😒
February 17, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Dude in line in front of me at building security must've smoked an entire pack of cigs on his lunch break judging by the smell wafting from him. Ugh.
a cartoon of homer simpson with patty parker written on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with patty parker written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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raye looking for nonbinary trade:
where are they
February 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
We're gonna be in NYC while MUNA is there (for one night only), and I'm about to attempt to get tickets. Wish me luck.
February 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Rode my bike to work for the first time in three weeks (yay!) but couldn't find my gloves this morning so my hands were freezing (boo!). Turns out they were in the bottom of my backpack. (doh!)
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Good morning, my phone and I are both fully charged!
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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I was initially not the biggest fan of Spanberger but it turns out she has the heart of a world class hater and that is 100% the kind of energy we need right now
February 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Just started The Burbs... Jack Whitehall is so cuuuuute
February 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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"It really has to sting for Bari. The person she wanted for the Evening News anchor chair is choosing to leave CBS altogether because of her," one CBS News staffer told me tonight. "This is 'fuck you' to Bari."
Anderson Cooper has decided to nope out of '60 Minutes' and will not return next season, according to Breaker's Lachlan Cartwright.

www.breakermedia.com/p/scoop-ande...
🔎 SCOOP: Anderson Cooper To Depart 60 Minutes
Legendary Newsman Will Focus on CNN And Family
www.breakermedia.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Orecchiette with Salmon and Lemon Caper sauce
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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"AI rewrite specialist" is such a weird way to say the person with the shovel who follows the circus elephants
“We plan to hire an AI rewrite specialist to ingest the reporting by Hannah and others and use AI to convert it into stories.”

The editor of the Cleveland Plain Dealer said it will use AI to ‘write’ its articles.

www.cleveland.com/news/2025/10...
February 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Pinched nerve in my neck is giving me shit tonight.
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
How it started // how it's going
February 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM