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turkey lurkey dewbie 🦃
@dewbert.social
He/Him
📍DC

Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️‍🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴‍♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️‍♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.

I use the Block button liberally. Don't take it personally.
Fridaze
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh this new Aqara presence sensor is TINY.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's giving Kim Kardashian merkin thong
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
C'mon tiddies. Grow.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He knows he's cooked.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Leftover smoked pulled pork butt hash
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don't want to go to there.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Everyone posting their aurora pics and I'm over here with some light pollution reflecting off of clouds.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Rascal has been a big goof today
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Love this new planter
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
🤗🤗🤗
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sweater Weather
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I can hear this photo
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"Try to bite all the time."
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Spent the evening cooking and listening to Queen Bey. Italian Wedding Soup for lunches, grilled Ribeye with baked sweet potato and roasted broccoli for dinner.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Good morning, I want to go down and get some coffee but I don't want to disturb the floof.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Still got Swachos!
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We cute.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Gooning" was too many letters.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I sprayed the scratching post with catnip spray so he would stop using the rugs and furniture... So close, buddy.
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hm. No friends for me 😭😭😭, just way too many posts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

22 years ago, actually taken with a disposable camera but it's on my phone. I was at some college house party.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Had some banging indian food for dinner last night: butter chicken, lamb curry, chana masala, veggie samosa and half a garlic roti.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM