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turkey lurkey dewbie 🦃
@dewbert.social
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Notorious overthinker. DC-based, gay 🏳️‍🌈 married 👬, hearing impaired🦻, e-bike riding ⚡🚴‍♂️, EV-driving ⚡🚙, CrossFitting🏋️‍♂️, Dog 🐶 & Cat 🐱 parenting ambivert.

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Fridaze
A close-up selfie of a man with salt-and-pepper hair and a mustache, lying on a dark gray couch. He is wearing a gray long-sleeve shirt with horizontal stripes in red, orange, and yellow across the chest. A small, fluffy, light brown dog is resting on his chest, with its head nestled under the man's chin, wearing a yellow and blue patterned collar. A close-up selfie of the same man with salt-and-pepper hair and a mustache, lying on a dark couch. He is wearing a gray long-sleeve shirt with a chevron-like stripe pattern in red, orange, and blue across the chest. A small, light brown, fluffy dog with its eyes closed is resting its head on the man's shoulder and chest. The background suggests an indoor setting with a speaker and a partial view of a door.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Oh this new Aqara presence sensor is TINY.
A person is holding a small, white box for a smart home device called the "Aqara Presence Multi-Sensor FP300." The box shows an image of the white, round sensor device. Below the device name, there is text indicating connection options: "Aqara hub required" OR "BUILT ON THREAD AS BORDER ROUTER REQUIRED." There is also a yellow hazard warning triangle with an icon inside. The background is a bright orange wall.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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It's giving Kim Kardashian merkin thong
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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C'mon tiddies. Grow.
Man with a muscular build, salt-and-pepper mustache and goatee, and a shaved head, standing shirtless indoors. He has a simple circular tattoo on his upper right chest, and his hands are positioned near his hips. A bathroom or dressing area is visible in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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He knows he's cooked.
Donald Trump, with a blank expression, holds up a document folder showing a paper with his signature on it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Leftover smoked pulled pork butt hash
A white bowl filled with a savory hash dish, topped with two fried eggs. The base of the dish is a mix of shredded smoked pork butt, chopped red onion, diced red peppers, and asparagus. The fried eggs have runny yolks, and both the eggs and the hash are seasoned with black pepper and a drizzle of orange sauce or hot sauce.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I don't want to go to there.
This is a screenshot of a Reddit post from the r/washingtondc subreddit with the title, "Can someone EIL5 the drama with DC gay bars this week?" (EIL5 stands for 'Explain it Like I'm 5'). The post is categorized as [News] and has 45 upvotes and 68 comments. The main text is a long comment by the user freudsbathrub which attempts to explain the situation: > "Lmao here's what my friend explained to me about it: > Basically: bunker, revolt, and the eagle are all neighbors. Allegedly, bunker reported revolt for operating over capacity (they all do it). Revolt countered and mass reported the eagle and bunkers Instagram accounts and got them taken down. However, it's come out that the owner of revolt was strung up on meth and bunker didn't actually do anything, and now revolt is crashing out on Instagram > Revolt is basically now trying to play victim in all of this despite getting both other clubs' Instagram pages shut down, Revolt's owner is also the one that runs the social media and is apparently live-tweeting his meltdown/drug-induced psychotic break" > The following comment by user FeminineOdor simply says: > "And they were roommates" > To which freudsbathrub replies: > "Precisely" > The overall tone of the post and comments is informal and dramatic, focusing on a local feud involving three DC gay bars: Bunker, Revolt, and The Eagle.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Everyone posting their aurora pics and I'm over here with some light pollution reflecting off of clouds.
A long-exposure photograph of a cloudy night sky. The light from below illuminates the high, cirrus-like clouds from a neighborhood below, where a few windows show light and tree branches are silhouetted.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Rascal has been a big goof today
A cute, shaggy-haired Shih Tzu mix dog with tan and white fur sitting upright, wearing a bright green collar. Its lower front teeth are visible in a slight underbite. A cute, shaggy-haired Shih Tzu or Lhasa Apso mix dog with tan and white fur sitting upright, wearing a bright green collar. Its lower front teeth are visible in a slight underbite. The same shaggy-haired tan and white dog, now captured mid-yawn, with its mouth wide open, showing its tongue and the inside of its mouth. A cute Shih Tzu mix dog with light brown and white fur, wearing a multicolored collar, standing halfway up a set of gray carpeted stairs, looking to the left.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Love this new planter
A lush, green and yellow variegated Pothos (Epipremnum aureum) plant potted in a large, mirror-tiled disco ball planter. The planter rests on a shelf above a row of books.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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🤗🤗🤗
A close-up of a small, rustic ceramic bowl of French Onion Soup, placed on a white serving plate. The soup is topped with a thick, golden-brown crust of broiled and melted Gruyère cheese that extends over the rim of the bowl. A silver soup spoon rests on the plate next to the bowl. The background is a slightly blurry shot of a gray tabletop with other dining items. A close-up of a double cheeseburger served on a toasted, sesame seed bun with a small American flag toothpick stuck into the top. The burger features two beef patties, melted yellow cheese, and a few slices of green pickle. The burger rests on a white plate, with a side of golden French fries visible in the background.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Sweater Weather
A medium-shot portrait of a light-skinned man with a short, slicked-back graying hairstyle and a full mustache and beard. He is wearing a long-sleeve knit sweater that features a dark navy blue at the bottom, which fades upward into an orange and rust color with a chevron pattern. He is standing indoors in front of a light teal wall, with a small piece of abstract art visible in the blurry background above his head.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I can hear this photo
A low-resolution image of a vintage-style television channel guide or schedule screen, likely from the late 1990s or early 2000s, with a brightly colored, abstract background. The upper portion features the title "PREVUE CHANNEL" in a thick, purple, blocky, digital font, overlaid on a green and yellow globe graphic. The lower portion is a dark blue grid displaying the program schedule for different channels and time slots. The time slots listed are 10:24 AM, 10:30 AM, 11:00 AM, and 11:30 AM. Programs visible in the grid include: * Channel 13 WSET: Rolonda, Mike & Maty * Channel 14 TNT: Bugs Bunny's All-Stars, Knots Landing * Channel 15 HTS: To Be Announced, Post Time From Pimlico
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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"Try to bite all the time."
A close-up photograph of a small, light brown, shaggy-haired dog, sitting indoors. The dog is looking directly at the camera with dark eyes, resting its chin on a dark grey, textured couch. Vertical window blinds are visible in the background, letting in bright light, and an out-of-focus view of buildings and a street can be seen through the slats. The dog's expression is gentle or slightly curious. A photograph of a white grooming report card from "Doggy Style Bakery-Boutique-Pet Spa" lying on a dark, textured grey surface. The report card is filled out by hand in blue ink for a dog named "Rascal." Key details visible on the report card include: * Temperament: "Restless," "Un-cooperative," and notes "Try to bite all the time." * Services Performed (Checked): Bath & Brush, Flea & Tick Bath +$10, Haircut / Light Trim, Nail Trimming, Ear Cleaning, Anal Glands. * Condition of the dog: Coat is "Excellent," Ears are "Perfect," and Anal Glands are "Perfect." * My Groomer was: Eli. * Total: $100. * Next Appointment: Should be groomed again in "7 weeks." * Contact Information: 202-667-0595.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A two-panel meme using the "Don't make me tap the sign" format from The Simpsons. In the top panel, Otto Mann, driving the school bus, looks annoyed while saying, "DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN." In the bottom panel, a hand is shown holding up a white sign. The sign, which is the message Otto is threatening to "tap," reads in large, bold, black capital letters: "AI CHATBOTS ARE JUST WORD GUESSING MACHINES" The meme's purpose is to humorously reinforce the statement about the underlying function of AI chatbots.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Spent the evening cooking and listening to Queen Bey. Italian Wedding Soup for lunches, grilled Ribeye with baked sweet potato and roasted broccoli for dinner.
A close-up photograph of a bright blue and clear turntable playing a black vinyl record. The record sleeve, which is propped up behind the turntable, features the album cover for Beyoncé's Renaissance, showing her seated on a translucent, silver-toned horse against a black background. The turntable sits on a dark brown wooden surface. A close-up, overhead shot of a creamy, light-brown soup simmering in a white enameled Dutch oven. The soup is densely packed with green spinach leaves, sliced orange carrots, small cooked meatballs, and orzo pasta. A wooden spoon rests inside the pot, near the right edge. The pot sits on a dark electric stovetop, with a yellow and black textured wall visible in the background. A close-up, overhead photograph of a dinner plate featuring a serving of sliced medium-rare steak seasoned with pepper, alongside a whole baked sweet potato, and a portion of roasted green broccoli florets. The white plate rests on an orange woven placemat, with a pale pink streak of sauce on the rim near the steak.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Good morning, I want to go down and get some coffee but I don't want to disturb the floof.
A small, light brown, shaggy-haired dog with a curled tail is sleeping on a crumpled blue duvet. The dog is facing away from the camera, and in the background is a closed white door and a wall painted a deep teal or blue-green color.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Still got Swachos!
A slightly overhead close-up shot of a small, boat-shaped paper tray filled with loaded nachos on a wooden table. The base is tortilla chips, generously topped with a creamy white queso sauce, chunks of pulled pork, and garnished with slices of green jalapeño peppers. The light is dim, highlighting the texture and richness of the food.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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We cute.
A photo of two men seated at a black table in a restaurant. The man on the left wears a black collared shirt, leans his head towards the other man, and is smiling. The man on the right wears a long-sleeved blue henley shirt, has a prominent mustache, and is also smiling. In the foreground are empty glasses, a small bottle of soy sauce, chopsticks, and a napkin on a dirty plate. The background features a sushi bar area with distinctive green and yellow square-patterned lighting on the back wall and warm overhead lighting fixtures.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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"Gooning" was too many letters.
A graphic on a solid blue background with the text "GOONIN FOR THE BROS". The word "GOONIN" is large, in a serif font, and colored orange with a red drop shadow. The words "FOR THE BROS" are smaller, with "FOR" slightly angled and in a yellow-orange color, and "THE BROS" in a straight, blocky yellow-orange font.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I sprayed the scratching post with catnip spray so he would stop using the rugs and furniture... So close, buddy.
A domestic tabby cat with brown and black stripes is sleeping on its back, curled up near a tall, sisal-wrapped scratching post with wooden base and top. The cat and scratching post are resting on a yellow, white, and gray geometric rug on a light wooden floor, with a pale blue-green wall behind them. A small yellow tennis ball is visible in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Hm. No friends for me 😭😭😭, just way too many posts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Oldest selfie on your phone.

22 years ago, actually taken with a disposable camera but it's on my phone. I was at some college house party.
A slightly grainy, low-light photo of a young man with short, dark, messy hair and a slight stubble, facing the camera and giving a small, subtle smile. He is wearing a dark shirt and is sitting on a couch. Behind him, a plain, dark wall is visible with a framed landscape painting hanging above his head
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Had some banging indian food for dinner last night: butter chicken, lamb curry, chana masala, veggie samosa and half a garlic roti.
A white plate holds a serving of Indian food including white rice topped with two different curries—a creamy, orange-red one (butter chicken) and a dark brown, rich one (lamb curry). Also on the plate are a small cup of dark red chana masala, a piece of folded green roti, and a samosa drizzled with a dark, reddish-purple sauce (chutney).
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM