Roger
@uglyduckling71.bsky.social
Pro sex workers
Anti mosquito
Liker of cheese
Englishman in Los Angeles
Anti mosquito
Liker of cheese
Englishman in Los Angeles
Pinned
Roger
@uglyduckling71.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I never blocked anyone on the other place, except the orange felon & space Karen. On here, if you talk shit about those I love & care about or you are an intolerant arsehole, I am blocking. And for those who don’t care if I block them or not, let me know so I can speed up the process
Goon Baby Goon
Paper Goon
Goon a movie
Goon In 60 Seconds.
Goon In 60 Seconds.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Goon Baby Goon
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"I'M SELF-SUFFICIENT!!" I shriek as I press the 'start' button on my bread maker.
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"I'M SELF-SUFFICIENT!!" I shriek as I press the 'start' button on my bread maker.
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*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
You’re at Rage
I need you at Machine
I need you at Machine
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You’re at Rage
I need you at Machine
I need you at Machine
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November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
Of all things you can micro dose, cheese should not be one of them!
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Of all things you can micro dose, cheese should not be one of them!
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I had a dream that the rhythm was going to get me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I had a dream that the rhythm was going to get me.
There is a big difference between a shitposter & a shit poster. I am one of of the latter
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There is a big difference between a shitposter & a shit poster. I am one of of the latter
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John Oliver: Cats only want two things. Fancy Feast chicken paté and the slow painful death of their enemies. 🤣💀
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
John Oliver: Cats only want two things. Fancy Feast chicken paté and the slow painful death of their enemies. 🤣💀
You can’t hurt me, I once got a paper cut while opening an orange juice container
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can’t hurt me, I once got a paper cut while opening an orange juice container
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![There are six $2,000 Tariff Checks Hidden In Chocolate Bars Throughout America.
[pic of willy wonka]
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreiglw4d7j5wswsrfq4nr47ko6zissrvh2uyzpyjwzybjmmnctdor3e@jpeg)
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Watched an old man almost literally die from embarrassment this morning. In the very busy med clinic waiting room, his wife suddenly slaps his arm and loudly says "Be sure to ask him about the finger in your butt exam!"
I swear I could hear him turn red.
People are awful, but sometimes amusing!
I swear I could hear him turn red.
People are awful, but sometimes amusing!
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Watched an old man almost literally die from embarrassment this morning. In the very busy med clinic waiting room, his wife suddenly slaps his arm and loudly says "Be sure to ask him about the finger in your butt exam!"
I swear I could hear him turn red.
People are awful, but sometimes amusing!
I swear I could hear him turn red.
People are awful, but sometimes amusing!
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I have started compiling ingredients for Christmas baking. Shit’s expensive.
This year’s theme is
❄️Generic cocoa was on sale❄️
Everybody getting mid chocolate wasted this year.
This year’s theme is
❄️Generic cocoa was on sale❄️
Everybody getting mid chocolate wasted this year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I have started compiling ingredients for Christmas baking. Shit’s expensive.
This year’s theme is
❄️Generic cocoa was on sale❄️
Everybody getting mid chocolate wasted this year.
This year’s theme is
❄️Generic cocoa was on sale❄️
Everybody getting mid chocolate wasted this year.
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Did you know that in Canada, if a budget doesn’t pass the government doesn’t shut down?
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Did you know that in Canada, if a budget doesn’t pass the government doesn’t shut down?
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
He didn’t have a birth certificate, he had an apology letter from Trojan
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He didn’t have a birth certificate, he had an apology letter from Trojan
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Thank fuck for noise canceling headphones. Otherwise all these emergency vehicles would be really fucking annoying.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Thank fuck for noise canceling headphones. Otherwise all these emergency vehicles would be really fucking annoying.
Hear me out, thought cancelling headphones!
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hear me out, thought cancelling headphones!
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Adulting? In this economy?
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Adulting? In this economy?
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Appreciate the beauty in everything.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Appreciate the beauty in everything.
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Depression doesn't discriminate. It can kill anyone.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Depression doesn't discriminate. It can kill anyone.
We’re gonna need bigger hips!
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We’re gonna need bigger hips!