Evie
@twocatscreatives.bsky.social
All thoughts and opinions belong to the rat that lives under my hat and controls me like a puppet
My Spotify wrapped top 5 is so iconic actually
December 4, 2024 at 9:10 PM
My Spotify wrapped top 5 is so iconic actually
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At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.
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Every empty box I’ve gotten in the past 7 years
do you have a piece of furniture you keep only because your pet loves it? this chair is 15+ years old and matches nothing in the living room, but to her it is perfect
November 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Every empty box I’ve gotten in the past 7 years
Writers do this bc you can’t monetize blog posts unless they’re a certain length just fyi
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Writers do this bc you can’t monetize blog posts unless they’re a certain length just fyi
A guy just SCREAMED at me in the grocery store bc I went through 5 items or less self checkout with 6 items (two of them were the same onion) Do you think God will forgive me for my sins
November 27, 2024 at 7:56 PM
A guy just SCREAMED at me in the grocery store bc I went through 5 items or less self checkout with 6 items (two of them were the same onion) Do you think God will forgive me for my sins
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AI guy: this technology is amazing and people are using it to let their creativity flow!
AI guy: *posts the most dogshit slop you could ever imagine*
AI guy: *posts the most dogshit slop you could ever imagine*
November 25, 2024 at 5:25 PM
AI guy: this technology is amazing and people are using it to let their creativity flow!
AI guy: *posts the most dogshit slop you could ever imagine*
AI guy: *posts the most dogshit slop you could ever imagine*
Is my discover page bad or are there not any young people on here
November 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Is my discover page bad or are there not any young people on here
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
I have 90k and it’s too many people, any time a video goes viral it’s just right wingers telling me to KMS
I have about 900k followers on TikTok and honestly the worst part is just too many people. People lie or say incorrect things about you and for me it can be really uncomfortable and upsetting bc I’m a pretty normal person. I don’t spiral out as bad anymore but it sucks sometimes
November 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I have 90k and it’s too many people, any time a video goes viral it’s just right wingers telling me to KMS
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airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 PM
airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
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Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate
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no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo
November 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo
This is the most insane interaction I’ve ever had #bartender
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
This is the most insane interaction I’ve ever had #bartender
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So many new EV models.
November 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
So many new EV models.
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What if we kissed under the King Kong Nipple Bamboo Tube Slide?
November 17, 2024 at 7:21 AM
What if we kissed under the King Kong Nipple Bamboo Tube Slide?
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Breath of the Zelda, or some shit.
November 14, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Breath of the Zelda, or some shit.