Chris P
twenty3.bsky.social
Chris P
@twenty3.bsky.social
Photoshop developer @ Adobe. Co-founder of Aged & Distilled and RogueSheep. ½ host of The Record podcast.

https://twenty3.me/
https://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/ipad.html
http://therecord.co/
Disappointing, but at least we crushed last year's "this team is boring" narrative. Hope we'll take care of the "can't take penalties" narrative next year!

Fun season despite the head-slapping fumbles– collected another trophy. Will be hard saying goodbye to players that must move.

#soundersfc
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thomas staged to be a new Sounders legend. 🤞
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sounders just struggling to hold a lead so often this year! Crazy how this game flipped.

#soundersfc
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You know it’s serious when I’ve pulled out the 2016 MLS cup Champions socks that are riddled with holes for the game today.

Fight and win, Sounders!

#soundersfc
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m so proud of my cousin, Kari, and all the amazing films she has made. She needs a little help to complete the musical score for her next one. I know it’s tough times for most everyone, but if you have a little to spare her work is touching and valuable.

vimeo.com/1118188749
The Muralist documentary music fundraiser
Please consider donating to the music score for The Muralist, a documentary film by Kari Barber. The Muralist follows artist Connor Fogal, who uses a paintbrush…
vimeo.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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After Messi and pals performance against the Seattle Sounders last night, I think it’s time to expand his beverage sponsorships beyond the ubiquitous “Màs+ by Messi”.

I bet juice-giant Looza is ready for a call.

#soundersfc
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Feels great for the Sounders to be in the League Cup final again, but I am feeling a good bit of disappointment that we’ve been robbed of a Nouhou vs Messi game at Lumen.

#SoundersFC
August 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Tutul is one of the most patient & comprehensive thinkers I know, and this thread is fantastic.
A thread of the business rationale on why Apple should move MLS Season Pass to just Apple TV+ instead of a subscription paywall.

1) The game in streaming is all about total minutes streamed. In this metric, AppleTV is barely a top player, likely not top 10, despite having good original content.
August 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Give Alex Roldan a medal for that insane contortion to keep that ball out of the net and Sounders with all 3 points.

#soundersfc
July 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Like so many folks, I really loved Andor. But what’s amazing and special is that a lot of the most gifted artists and creators behind the show have been incredibly open about their creative process behind their work on the series. Here’s a roundup of interviews with those geniuses:
The Crafters of “Andor” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
www.anildash.com
May 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ryan Kent has unlocked the fully operational Nouhou. Sounders are now unstoppable. Watch out PSG!

#soundersfc
May 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I hate to be that guy, but this is the five-alarm fire, and every elected Democrat and frankly, every Washington reporter should be ringing the bell. If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. Nobody with a voice should give this administration a moment’s peace about it.
NEW: A second filing today from the DOJ tells Judge Xinis that in their view, since Mr. Abrego is in Bukele's custody, she can't order them to do anything further to bring him back since that's not what "facilitate" means.

They also say the deal with Bukele is classified and/or a state secret.
April 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Good that Musovski bagged a goal tonight. Was impressed with his runs and a couple of fantastic defensive plays tracking back.

#Sounders
April 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Maybe Schmetzer cursed us talking pre-game about almost back to full strength from injuries.

#Sounders
April 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So what do you think is gonna happen when they build up all this infrastructure of databases and intelligence and agents and rolling abduction machines and run out of “dangerous” immigrants to round up?

Think we’ll get a “Mission Accomplished” photo-op and quick pivot to decommissioning?

Yeah. 👍
April 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It feels like there is some danger in the Sounders consistently starting poor and then pulling out of the dive at the end of the season. As these core players repeat the pattern maybe they get too comfortable with the feeling and before too long there is a season with no recovery. #sounders
April 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I hope Sounders acknowledge that Roldan on the wing/ Ferreira up top is not the answer while waiting for injuries. Glad Schmetzer corrected at half, instead of late in the 2nd. I know we are getting a winger, but what I really want is another striker. Musovski has the backup curse. #sounders
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Liked that choice by Ferreira to play that ball central to Roldan instead of just taking the easy drop behind him. That quick switch opened all the space for Rusnak to score. #sounders
March 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Starting to get Sounders Groundhog Season vibes. Feel like we’ve been here before a few times. #sounders
March 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM