Chris P
twenty3.bsky.social
Chris P
@twenty3.bsky.social
Photoshop developer @ Adobe. Co-founder of Aged & Distilled and RogueSheep. ½ host of The Record podcast.

https://twenty3.me/
https://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/ipad.html
http://therecord.co/
You know it’s serious when I’ve pulled out the 2016 MLS cup Champions socks that are riddled with holes for the game today.

Fight and win, Sounders!

#soundersfc
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
After Messi and pals performance against the Seattle Sounders last night, I think it’s time to expand his beverage sponsorships beyond the ubiquitous “Màs+ by Messi”.

I bet juice-giant Looza is ready for a call.

#soundersfc
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I hope Sounders acknowledge that Roldan on the wing/ Ferreira up top is not the answer while waiting for injuries. Glad Schmetzer corrected at half, instead of late in the 2nd. I know we are getting a winger, but what I really want is another striker. Musovski has the backup curse. #sounders
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sure hope Santa didn’t partake of the offerings from those raw milk households.
December 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Look, pop culture had me prepared for a revolution with a lot of Guy Fawkes masks. This pivot to future where we are all dressed up with cartoon Luigi caps and fake mustaches has thrown me for a helluva loop.
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
November 18, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Feeling a bit of a mixed message from the family with this Father’s Day card.
June 18, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Wish I still smoked so I could vote.
June 17, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Beautiful. Here is a Macintosh Classic running Photoshop 1.0 in a video conference booth at Adobe HQ.
May 9, 2023 at 3:43 AM
This is how my morning took an unexpected turn. Fortunately I saw the Super Mario Bros movie this weekend so I was prepared.
May 4, 2023 at 9:21 PM