@tweb.bsky.social
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Heres a story about how i became a local legend at a subway restaurant
I was in my early 20s and i took a bunch of LSD at like 6:30AM, as was my wont. Around 2pm I'm fully pinned and decide to get subway. I cant drive obviously, but its only 2 miles away so I decide to walk.
I was in my early 20s and i took a bunch of LSD at like 6:30AM, as was my wont. Around 2pm I'm fully pinned and decide to get subway. I cant drive obviously, but its only 2 miles away so I decide to walk.
September 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Heres a story about how i became a local legend at a subway restaurant
I was in my early 20s and i took a bunch of LSD at like 6:30AM, as was my wont. Around 2pm I'm fully pinned and decide to get subway. I cant drive obviously, but its only 2 miles away so I decide to walk.
I was in my early 20s and i took a bunch of LSD at like 6:30AM, as was my wont. Around 2pm I'm fully pinned and decide to get subway. I cant drive obviously, but its only 2 miles away so I decide to walk.
So, Lois AI is a thing, apparently. I presume this is a millennial thing.
July 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So, Lois AI is a thing, apparently. I presume this is a millennial thing.
Hell's bells, Takopi killed her!
July 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hell's bells, Takopi killed her!
The first official Meme Coin of the United States of America has to be Andrew Jackson, right?
March 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The first official Meme Coin of the United States of America has to be Andrew Jackson, right?
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I ended up downloading my Twitter archive (7.6GB) and will be posting old tweets from it that still make me laugh in this thread
February 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I ended up downloading my Twitter archive (7.6GB) and will be posting old tweets from it that still make me laugh in this thread
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HELLO CLASS! Welcome to Snake Anatomy 101
June 15, 2023 at 9:05 PM
HELLO CLASS! Welcome to Snake Anatomy 101
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Next year's Cal offense is gonna be great until the polio sets in.
Former WAZZU and Hawaii head coach Nick Rolovich has been hired by Cal as a senior offensive assistant.
December 13, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Next year's Cal offense is gonna be great until the polio sets in.
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
I feel like enough people have asked me how my pizza is that a cook must be missing a band-aid.
November 27, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I feel like enough people have asked me how my pizza is that a cook must be missing a band-aid.
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Why is Tokyo so fashionable? Some theories. 🧵
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Why is Tokyo so fashionable? Some theories. 🧵
How is it a TD run when his feet are dangling in the air as he is carried into the end zone?
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
How is it a TD run when his feet are dangling in the air as he is carried into the end zone?
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We should be doing more to make the rich fear we will murder them
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 PM
We should be doing more to make the rich fear we will murder them
The guy doing demolition in my basement is hammering like he's trying to avoid summoning Shai hulud.
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
The guy doing demolition in my basement is hammering like he's trying to avoid summoning Shai hulud.
Not sure blusky can handle NBA level posting yet.
November 14, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Not sure blusky can handle NBA level posting yet.
I'm simple. This entertains me. Also the asbestos flooring is going away.
November 14, 2024 at 5:05 PM
I'm simple. This entertains me. Also the asbestos flooring is going away.
Kinda hoping that Elon pisses Trump off and Trump spends 4 years fucking him over. Deeds Mars over to Beezos or something.
November 13, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Kinda hoping that Elon pisses Trump off and Trump spends 4 years fucking him over. Deeds Mars over to Beezos or something.
Need @arif.bsky.social and the lady who posts all the kitten academy videos to post here. Then I can leave X. @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social, I guess, too. Swan boy guy is posting on his own web site like an animal now.
October 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Need @arif.bsky.social and the lady who posts all the kitten academy videos to post here. Then I can leave X. @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social, I guess, too. Swan boy guy is posting on his own web site like an animal now.