Turtlebits
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My consolation prize to myself after the election was deleting Twitter.
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This game has led to the funniest posting ever honestly I can’t even be mad.
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This game has led to the funniest posting ever honestly I can’t even be mad.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
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We just live in a john carpenter movie now.
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We just live in a john carpenter movie now.
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Star Garden Kickstarter Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Game Garage
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June 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i'm developing a heuristic for interpreting republican governance
June 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i'm developing a heuristic for interpreting republican governance
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I've already depicted you as the concerned baby about to be crushed by a bookshelf and me as the happy, safe baby sitting next to a sturdy bookshelf
June 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I've already depicted you as the concerned baby about to be crushed by a bookshelf and me as the happy, safe baby sitting next to a sturdy bookshelf
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YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
June 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
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Stranger Than Heaven Announced. Made by RGG
June 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Stranger Than Heaven Announced. Made by RGG
STRANGER THAN HEAVEN
June 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
STRANGER THAN HEAVEN
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This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations
June 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations
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so devils in chainsaw man are based off fears right?
What do y’all think the “shitting your pants” devil looks like?
What do y’all think the “shitting your pants” devil looks like?
May 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
so devils in chainsaw man are based off fears right?
What do y’all think the “shitting your pants” devil looks like?
What do y’all think the “shitting your pants” devil looks like?
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The runaway hit of the year climaxes with a Black guy machine gunning Klansmen
May 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The runaway hit of the year climaxes with a Black guy machine gunning Klansmen
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I'm only 10 minutes into this 90s anime & they hit me with this.
May 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm only 10 minutes into this 90s anime & they hit me with this.
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This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
The Republican-passed “big beautiful bill” takes away health insurance coverage from ALL transgender people, regardless of age.
HRC President Kelley Robinson calls it "cruel."
www.advocate.com/politics/ant...
HRC President Kelley Robinson calls it "cruel."
www.advocate.com/politics/ant...
BREAKING: Republicans pass ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ stripping transgender Americans of health care
The Human Rights Campaign called the bill "cruel."
www.advocate.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
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MAGA were able to kick 14 million people off of healthcare because three Democrats in Congress died of foreseeable causes.
It’s time for Democrats to stop treating public office as a retirement home.
It’s time for Democrats to stop treating public office as a retirement home.
Passage of Trump’s cruel multi-trillion tax and spending bill depended on intrasession Democratic deaths.
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
MAGA were able to kick 14 million people off of healthcare because three Democrats in Congress died of foreseeable causes.
It’s time for Democrats to stop treating public office as a retirement home.
It’s time for Democrats to stop treating public office as a retirement home.
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They wanna ban porn in a country that has truck nuts
May 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
They wanna ban porn in a country that has truck nuts
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Miyazaki: Yeah that horrible mangled rat with sigils on it is like our Pikachu
www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
April 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Miyazaki: Yeah that horrible mangled rat with sigils on it is like our Pikachu
www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
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PLAYING HITMAN AS LUIGI IS INSANE
HITMAN World of Assassination - Signature Edition for Switch 2 includes Luigi/Mario color themed content for preorders (Signature/Quack Pack) buff.ly/JU1rv9g
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
PLAYING HITMAN AS LUIGI IS INSANE
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Sakurai has been reunited with his son Kirby. Please stop asking him about the future of Smash.
April 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sakurai has been reunited with his son Kirby. Please stop asking him about the future of Smash.
Donkey Kong bananza is easily the most exciting thing I've seen in years, I've wanted a new DK game like this since I was a kid. OH and bloodborne 2 was cool
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Donkey Kong bananza is easily the most exciting thing I've seen in years, I've wanted a new DK game like this since I was a kid. OH and bloodborne 2 was cool