Turp
@turpin4prez.bsky.social
St. Louisan
Public defender
Just some guy
He/him
Co-host of Here's a Guy: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3zSR6wD6ju?si=269ef4100bc84d4c
Public defender
Just some guy
He/him
Co-host of Here's a Guy: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3zSR6wD6ju?si=269ef4100bc84d4c
St. Louis bagel slicing discourse was going around again today for some reason, and look, I really don't want to be an asshole here, but come on man
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
St. Louis bagel slicing discourse was going around again today for some reason, and look, I really don't want to be an asshole here, but come on man
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getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
Imagine a hypothetical booth of Sean McDonough and Gary Danielson. There would be so much complaining it would create a black hole that destroys the universe
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Imagine a hypothetical booth of Sean McDonough and Gary Danielson. There would be so much complaining it would create a black hole that destroys the universe
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Fascinating things happening in the Missouri legal scene @ugarles.bsky.social @fleerultra.bsky.social @helldude.bsky.social www.ksdk.com/article/news...
St. Charles County judge agrees to resign in 2 years after wearing Elvis wig, politicking in court
Judge Matthew Thornhill admitted to wearing an Elvis wig in court and discussing his political campaign, among other misconduct.
www.ksdk.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fascinating things happening in the Missouri legal scene @ugarles.bsky.social @fleerultra.bsky.social @helldude.bsky.social www.ksdk.com/article/news...
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
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By far the best thing about Sesame Street is the way it maintains the conceit that every celebrity on the show is someone the muppets already know personally
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
By far the best thing about Sesame Street is the way it maintains the conceit that every celebrity on the show is someone the muppets already know personally
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Charlie Brown and Franklin with the world's first interracial dap. Groundbreaking #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door
ALT: two cartoon characters are hugging each other in front of a yellow door
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November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Charlie Brown and Franklin with the world's first interracial dap. Groundbreaking #CharlieBrownThanksgiving
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This week we have a Frenchman who signed on to a really lopsided deal, a surgeon with a creative idea involving his butt, and a mining company thay did something terrible to tons of people: open.spotify.com/episode/5PjO...
Episode 166: I Saw a Hat Once
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November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This week we have a Frenchman who signed on to a really lopsided deal, a surgeon with a creative idea involving his butt, and a mining company thay did something terrible to tons of people: open.spotify.com/episode/5PjO...
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it's a little funny to see people saying they support the starbucks workers while also saying the coffee they spend their labor making sucks. definitely a "both things are true" situation so like i get it but i don't know if you need to say it in your post about supporting the strikers
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
it's a little funny to see people saying they support the starbucks workers while also saying the coffee they spend their labor making sucks. definitely a "both things are true" situation so like i get it but i don't know if you need to say it in your post about supporting the strikers
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
How in the hell did we win that game
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How in the hell did we win that game
This game is really challenging my "don't be the guy who gripes about officiating" rule
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This game is really challenging my "don't be the guy who gripes about officiating" rule
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The world's largest Pentecostal denomination has been covering up the sexual abuse of children for at least 50 years.
Where is the national outrage?
Where is the national outrage?
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The world's largest Pentecostal denomination has been covering up the sexual abuse of children for at least 50 years.
Where is the national outrage?
Where is the national outrage?
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this always gets pushback but try living in a state with a "part time" legislature that receives a small salary and you wind up with a government run by bail bondsman and guys who own boat dealerships
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
this always gets pushback but try living in a state with a "part time" legislature that receives a small salary and you wind up with a government run by bail bondsman and guys who own boat dealerships
In which Charles and I manage to wring a good conversation out of a lackluster football game:
As we face the bleak future of our franchise, @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are barely holding it together after the brutal loss to the Rams. Nobody gets our ass because *St. Louis* Rams fan @turpin4prez.bsky.social has no love for the LA version. Stick to the end for offseason pod news.
City Saint / Country Saint S3E9 Rams with Alex Turpin of Here's A Guy
The Saints were humiliated once again, this time 34-10 by the Rams, and Ron and Charles are starting to get tired of it. Nobody was here to get our asses because we have another ex-fan joining us. St.
soundcloud.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In which Charles and I manage to wring a good conversation out of a lackluster football game:
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As we face the bleak future of our franchise, @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are barely holding it together after the brutal loss to the Rams. Nobody gets our ass because *St. Louis* Rams fan @turpin4prez.bsky.social has no love for the LA version. Stick to the end for offseason pod news.
City Saint / Country Saint S3E9 Rams with Alex Turpin of Here's A Guy
The Saints were humiliated once again, this time 34-10 by the Rams, and Ron and Charles are starting to get tired of it. Nobody was here to get our asses because we have another ex-fan joining us. St.
soundcloud.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
As we face the bleak future of our franchise, @lronmexico.bsky.social and I are barely holding it together after the brutal loss to the Rams. Nobody gets our ass because *St. Louis* Rams fan @turpin4prez.bsky.social has no love for the LA version. Stick to the end for offseason pod news.
I don't know enough about the trial or the specific charge, so for someone who knows more- was the sandwich guy acquittal a true nullification? Or was there some tricky element of the charge that the government didn't prove?
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don't know enough about the trial or the specific charge, so for someone who knows more- was the sandwich guy acquittal a true nullification? Or was there some tricky element of the charge that the government didn't prove?