Turp
@turpin4prez.bsky.social
St. Louisan
Public defender
Just some guy
He/him
Co-host of Here's a Guy: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3zSR6wD6ju?si=269ef4100bc84d4c
Public defender
Just some guy
He/him
Co-host of Here's a Guy: https://open.spotify.com/show/7cp80QN8h1aN3zSR6wD6ju?si=269ef4100bc84d4c
St. Louis bagel slicing discourse was going around again today for some reason, and look, I really don't want to be an asshole here, but come on man
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
St. Louis bagel slicing discourse was going around again today for some reason, and look, I really don't want to be an asshole here, but come on man
Anyway, I had a nice weekend
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Anyway, I had a nice weekend
Remembering some Cardinals
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Remembering some Cardinals
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
Right-wing virtue signal businesses all flaming out immediately because they didn't realize their perceived market is astroturfed by other right-wing virtue signal businesses
August 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Right-wing virtue signal businesses all flaming out immediately because they didn't realize their perceived market is astroturfed by other right-wing virtue signal businesses
Here we are. Criteria: minimum 25 games with the Cardinals since 2000, and never assumed the full-time starting role:
July 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Here we are. Criteria: minimum 25 games with the Cardinals since 2000, and never assumed the full-time starting role:
Vinyl scores from the first half of 2025
June 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Vinyl scores from the first half of 2025
Scenes from the Warped Tour livestream: an incredibly good shirt choice by Dan "Soupy" Campbell
June 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Scenes from the Warped Tour livestream: an incredibly good shirt choice by Dan "Soupy" Campbell
Fans of the team with the best record in the National League on May 31st:
May 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fans of the team with the best record in the National League on May 31st:
Meanwhile in Illinois politics
April 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Meanwhile in Illinois politics
Sad to see a beloved Peanuts side character grow up to be so troubled
April 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sad to see a beloved Peanuts side character grow up to be so troubled
Best Immaculate Grid concept yet
April 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Best Immaculate Grid concept yet
Bad picture but you can kinda tell here
March 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Bad picture but you can kinda tell here
The same final score this time around would be great
March 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The same final score this time around would be great