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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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There's a strand of Bluesky doomerism that has convinced themselves of the virtue of doing Trump's job for him and making everyone else as miserable as they are
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m so glad someone else is saying this and it’s getting traction
there is a specific provision in the bill that requires the White House to justify any redactions made to Congress. if the DOJ classifies all mention of Trump, they will have to disclose that to Congress along with the legal justification for doing so
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What is a cheerleading arena? What are they cheerleading?
🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why not a 3D Printer with 7 Hot Ends capable of printing with 24 different filaments at the same time
7 hotends!!? Bambu Lab unveils first official look at the H2C
I've got chills.
www.creativebloq.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Sometimes you have to force yourself to be an idiot, just to survive.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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It’s dril tweets from now until the end of time
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Jasmine Crockett is DRAGGING Republicans on the house floor for their extended vacation and their coverup for billionaires associated with Epstein 🫢

WATCH NOW:
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Maybe the Ballroom money actually went towards tidying up the Fuhrer bunker for the final moment
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you were to think this about someone currently alive, who would it be?
Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by FILTER
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I haven’t see someone bomb this hard on Bill Maher since David Hogg was on talking about the plight of incels
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Taking my prediction now: one of the most deeply involved in the Epstein stuff with be Thiel.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For once Russia is possibly playing in our favor. They are pushing the fissure between MAGA. Shapiro is on one side. Tucker & Fuentes are on the other.

This isn’t a conspiracy, they are doing it on RT (Russia Today). In the open.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is literally biblically accurate. Do you dare say math knows better than God?
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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RIP. I’m so sorry for his loved ones who have to witness the abomination that is currently occupying our house.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You think cats are cleanly because they use a litter box? These dudes be washing their hands all the time
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication. “City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout — a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals.” [scientificamerican.com]
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fuck
Ya
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication. “City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout — a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals.” [scientificamerican.com]
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This is the most normal things will be for the rest of your life
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Sometimes the tiniest detail really exposes the soul”
Watch this.
I swear your blood will boil.
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Watch this.
I swear your blood will boil.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Here is a terrific goat eating hay weirdly
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Quote your blue art 💙
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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My on the record quote: "My law firm and I are still not tired of winning.😎"
www.democracydocket.com/cases/texas-...
🚨 League of United Latin American Citizens v. Abbott
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Chat, is this good
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM