Joe Spreadsheet
@jsdtweets.bsky.social
Happy New Year folks. It's going to happen this year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Happy New Year folks. It's going to happen this year.
White Christmas confirmed
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
White Christmas confirmed
I think cats know when it's Christmas. I think they remember from year to year, and they get really excited about it, like we do.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think cats know when it's Christmas. I think they remember from year to year, and they get really excited about it, like we do.
Kids are still asleep. This is wild.
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Kids are still asleep. This is wild.
Every year my dad's barber texts him "mary christmas"
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Every year my dad's barber texts him "mary christmas"
Avatar: Firin' Ass
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Avatar: Firin' Ass
Tommy Lee's Jone
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tommy Lee's Jone
Now that's a name
Boog Powell
1B
Debut: 1961 - Retired: 1977
BAL - CLE - LAD
1B
Debut: 1961 - Retired: 1977
BAL - CLE - LAD
Boog Powell at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Boog Powell
baseball-reference.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Now that's a name
Welcome to the Bathroom
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Welcome to the Bathroom
society has evolved beyond it mattering if you're bald, but not beyond mattering if you have big juicy biceps
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
society has evolved beyond it mattering if you're bald, but not beyond mattering if you have big juicy biceps
all i know about starfleet academy is that it's inexplicably filled with fashy little chuds in way over their heads orchestrating coverups and committing war crimes
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
all i know about starfleet academy is that it's inexplicably filled with fashy little chuds in way over their heads orchestrating coverups and committing war crimes
lmao
Whiskey Pete tried to attack the reliability of @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social by noting that there was one EXTRA text in what Whiskey Pete turned over, on top of what Goldberg published.
This was that text.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
This was that text.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
lmao
it's the color of the walls in all those flipped houses
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
it's the color of the walls in all those flipped houses
For the 200th year running the Panettone color of the year is a fluffy cake-like yellow flecked with raisin-esque dark brown.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
For the 200th year running the Panettone color of the year is a fluffy cake-like yellow flecked with raisin-esque dark brown.
Reposted by Joe Spreadsheet
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Wanna feel old? The kids from Stranger Things are starring in a reboot of the Cocoon franchise, as even older old men.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Wanna feel old? The kids from Stranger Things are starring in a reboot of the Cocoon franchise, as even older old men.
My Spotify wrapped is the same garbage I've been transferring from computer to computer for almost 20 years give or take.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My Spotify wrapped is the same garbage I've been transferring from computer to computer for almost 20 years give or take.
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A hilarious b-plot of the great NYC sleaze crime picture, Night of the Juggler, is Richard Castellano (Clemenza from The Godfather) playing a slow-moving cop who’s also besieged by his family as they plan his daughter’s wedding. His catchphrase is, “WRONG!,” which is hilarious every time.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A hilarious b-plot of the great NYC sleaze crime picture, Night of the Juggler, is Richard Castellano (Clemenza from The Godfather) playing a slow-moving cop who’s also besieged by his family as they plan his daughter’s wedding. His catchphrase is, “WRONG!,” which is hilarious every time.
the most worrying trend on reddit is people posting before and after photos of various things, but they post the after photos first. we used to be a country
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the most worrying trend on reddit is people posting before and after photos of various things, but they post the after photos first. we used to be a country
After 28 long years, NASA has finally returned the body of Steve Urkel, who had been stuck in space since the series finale.
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
After 28 long years, NASA has finally returned the body of Steve Urkel, who had been stuck in space since the series finale.
It's fuckin insane how often my Windows 11 work computer needs to update
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's fuckin insane how often my Windows 11 work computer needs to update