Scotty da Haole
@turbowifeguy.bsky.social
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Finally nuked my priv twitter after letting it rot "just in case"
a silhouette of a man holding chains in the air
ALT: a silhouette of a man holding chains in the air
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Finally nuked my priv twitter after letting it rot "just in case"
Second fire at the same time ~1:30am just a day apart
My town might have an arsonist 🤨
My town might have an arsonist 🤨
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Second fire at the same time ~1:30am just a day apart
My town might have an arsonist 🤨
My town might have an arsonist 🤨
Or just have companies not be fucking pussy ass bitch cowards and stop comparability for Win7?!
It still works until you yank your programs from it. Asswipes
It still works until you yank your programs from it. Asswipes
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Or just have companies not be fucking pussy ass bitch cowards and stop comparability for Win7?!
It still works until you yank your programs from it. Asswipes
It still works until you yank your programs from it. Asswipes
Personally I would cook the macaroni before putting it in any sort of dish and serving, but okay enjoy it crunchy you sicko
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Personally I would cook the macaroni before putting it in any sort of dish and serving, but okay enjoy it crunchy you sicko
@profanity.accountant What's my score at now???
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
@profanity.accountant What's my score at now???
Yall getting ready for Dry December 😬
I'm even throwing in super caffeinated beverages this year to bc while I dont have an addiction, drinking like 600ml on my weekends just to feel my blood inside me is not the correct usage of the substance 🫤
I'm even throwing in super caffeinated beverages this year to bc while I dont have an addiction, drinking like 600ml on my weekends just to feel my blood inside me is not the correct usage of the substance 🫤
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Yall getting ready for Dry December 😬
I'm even throwing in super caffeinated beverages this year to bc while I dont have an addiction, drinking like 600ml on my weekends just to feel my blood inside me is not the correct usage of the substance 🫤
I'm even throwing in super caffeinated beverages this year to bc while I dont have an addiction, drinking like 600ml on my weekends just to feel my blood inside me is not the correct usage of the substance 🫤
Forbidden jawbreaker I want to crunch it 🤤
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Forbidden jawbreaker I want to crunch it 🤤
@ any chef you know
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
@ any chef you know
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can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
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very considerate to also make sure that drug dealers and human traffickers know about it though
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
very considerate to also make sure that drug dealers and human traffickers know about it though
Me - "We're not having a kid"
Also me - "Okay but if we move to Spain we can make chores for the kid into fun songs bc I have accidentally gotten the phrase 'Bolsas para basura' stuck in my head in a cute way"
Also me - "Okay but if we move to Spain we can make chores for the kid into fun songs bc I have accidentally gotten the phrase 'Bolsas para basura' stuck in my head in a cute way"
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me - "We're not having a kid"
Also me - "Okay but if we move to Spain we can make chores for the kid into fun songs bc I have accidentally gotten the phrase 'Bolsas para basura' stuck in my head in a cute way"
Also me - "Okay but if we move to Spain we can make chores for the kid into fun songs bc I have accidentally gotten the phrase 'Bolsas para basura' stuck in my head in a cute way"
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Yea, I dont like my shit but I hate the guests here even more bc no way they even fucking have a job? How can people be spending 40-100k on a vacation??? Not by honest work that's for sure
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yea, I dont like my shit but I hate the guests here even more bc no way they even fucking have a job? How can people be spending 40-100k on a vacation??? Not by honest work that's for sure
Accidentally nuked my coworker with a Thanksgiving dinner / big coffee morning fart so my wife will probably be happy this shorty hates me the rest of her career
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Accidentally nuked my coworker with a Thanksgiving dinner / big coffee morning fart so my wife will probably be happy this shorty hates me the rest of her career
I used to think I was immune to advertising but how the ads affect my mobile gameplay really be affecting me
Hot Wheels? Great brand, quick 10 secs vid and you can close it
The nightmare Temu that 90% forces my game to quit and open the play store to download? I will never buy anything there ever
Hot Wheels? Great brand, quick 10 secs vid and you can close it
The nightmare Temu that 90% forces my game to quit and open the play store to download? I will never buy anything there ever
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I used to think I was immune to advertising but how the ads affect my mobile gameplay really be affecting me
Hot Wheels? Great brand, quick 10 secs vid and you can close it
The nightmare Temu that 90% forces my game to quit and open the play store to download? I will never buy anything there ever
Hot Wheels? Great brand, quick 10 secs vid and you can close it
The nightmare Temu that 90% forces my game to quit and open the play store to download? I will never buy anything there ever
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Who gonna tell him those fuckin racist ass Boers are not considered a First World country?
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Who gonna tell him those fuckin racist ass Boers are not considered a First World country?
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You can go to your local library exactly ONE time and get a free membership there that lets you download all kinds of ebooks, audiobooks, streaming movies, the works. Do that
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You can go to your local library exactly ONE time and get a free membership there that lets you download all kinds of ebooks, audiobooks, streaming movies, the works. Do that
Yea the only good piracy for literature is like textbooks and articles purposely made ridiculously expensive on purpose.
But like a $12 paperback? You just look like a loser in that case
But like a $12 paperback? You just look like a loser in that case
And I mean look, if you're going to pirate a book, there's not really anything I or anyone else can do to stop you from doing that. Whatever. You just can't expect everyone to pat you on the back and tell you what a good leftist you are for doing it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yea the only good piracy for literature is like textbooks and articles purposely made ridiculously expensive on purpose.
But like a $12 paperback? You just look like a loser in that case
But like a $12 paperback? You just look like a loser in that case
Them conquistidors definitely sacrificed many more children (and adults) in the fucking mines, only to get so much silver it collapsed the economy.
Meanwhile indigenous people in North America didn't have sacrifice and just got smallpoxed instead
Meanwhile indigenous people in North America didn't have sacrifice and just got smallpoxed instead
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Them conquistidors definitely sacrificed many more children (and adults) in the fucking mines, only to get so much silver it collapsed the economy.
Meanwhile indigenous people in North America didn't have sacrifice and just got smallpoxed instead
Meanwhile indigenous people in North America didn't have sacrifice and just got smallpoxed instead
"Oh and someone will bring it right to you and only get paid $1.57 for that half hour of work and gas money so if you don't tip them you're a bad person"
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Oh and someone will bring it right to you and only get paid $1.57 for that half hour of work and gas money so if you don't tip them you're a bad person"
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