Scotty da Haole
@turbowifeguy.bsky.social
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The median voter!
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The median voter!
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Terminally online person: Hey man how’s it going
People in real life: there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth
People in real life: there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Terminally online person: Hey man how’s it going
People in real life: there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth
People in real life: there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth
Kinda wish I could smoke this same crack that makes you utterly disconnect with all of reality, that shit that Dracula be slinging bars to, that real Heisinberg shit, but I have a job.
Ain't no way these people doing anything but on the phone 25/8
Ain't no way these people doing anything but on the phone 25/8
February 18, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Kinda wish I could smoke this same crack that makes you utterly disconnect with all of reality, that shit that Dracula be slinging bars to, that real Heisinberg shit, but I have a job.
Ain't no way these people doing anything but on the phone 25/8
Ain't no way these people doing anything but on the phone 25/8
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>ice wall
>inner earth
how are you a flat earther and a hollow earther? pick a struggle
>inner earth
how are you a flat earther and a hollow earther? pick a struggle
February 18, 2026 at 5:52 AM
>ice wall
>inner earth
how are you a flat earther and a hollow earther? pick a struggle
>inner earth
how are you a flat earther and a hollow earther? pick a struggle
"Most Americans aren't Jews, so why do they keep fighting the extreme right on whether putting them in ovens is bad or not?"
Hmmm sounds bad if you put another minority in there, try again Matty "Dumbfuck" Yglesias
Hmmm sounds bad if you put another minority in there, try again Matty "Dumbfuck" Yglesias
Like this. "You must strategically abandon the specific issues that the right has rendered toxic & focus on others."
But then ... why wouldn't the right just be able to do the same thing on those other issues?
But then ... why wouldn't the right just be able to do the same thing on those other issues?
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 AM
"Most Americans aren't Jews, so why do they keep fighting the extreme right on whether putting them in ovens is bad or not?"
Hmmm sounds bad if you put another minority in there, try again Matty "Dumbfuck" Yglesias
Hmmm sounds bad if you put another minority in there, try again Matty "Dumbfuck" Yglesias
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Looking at that chyron and like ... Elvis (sort of a pedo) and Michael Jackson (very much a child abuser) ...
Uhhhh not really "innocent" people you want to bring up
Uhhhh not really "innocent" people you want to bring up
Noah Rothman on the Epstein files: "It is a witch hunt. It‘s a moral panic."
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Looking at that chyron and like ... Elvis (sort of a pedo) and Michael Jackson (very much a child abuser) ...
Uhhhh not really "innocent" people you want to bring up
Uhhhh not really "innocent" people you want to bring up
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A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
Rained on the way to the bus bc my roommate stole(?) my umbrella, elevator not working since 8am and just dropped a box, caught it but it clipped me in the tip of my dick
This morning is rough
This morning is rough
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Rained on the way to the bus bc my roommate stole(?) my umbrella, elevator not working since 8am and just dropped a box, caught it but it clipped me in the tip of my dick
This morning is rough
This morning is rough
Love restarting my phone and somehow it has insane ping? My is my fucking screen having 500ms lag?
February 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Love restarting my phone and somehow it has insane ping? My is my fucking screen having 500ms lag?
Too bad we can't like vote of no confidence cabinet members out 🙃
In an interview on Sunday, the Republican congressman also said he had no confidence in Attorney General Pam Bondi.
Massie Says ‘Significant’ Epstein Files Were Shielded From Lawmakers Before They Could View Unredacted
In an interview on Sunday, the Republican congressman also said he had no confidence in Attorney General Pam Bondi.
www.forbes.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Too bad we can't like vote of no confidence cabinet members out 🙃
Are uhhhh just words a logo now? Really? Not stylized or anything?
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Are uhhhh just words a logo now? Really? Not stylized or anything?
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Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.
Men will literally shit their bowels out twice a morning drinking some 3 in 1 coffee they got really cheap instead of just not drinking it.
Its me, I'm men! It was a good sale and I need to stay awake long enough to crawl to the bus stop at ~5am
Its me, I'm men! It was a good sale and I need to stay awake long enough to crawl to the bus stop at ~5am
February 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Men will literally shit their bowels out twice a morning drinking some 3 in 1 coffee they got really cheap instead of just not drinking it.
Its me, I'm men! It was a good sale and I need to stay awake long enough to crawl to the bus stop at ~5am
Its me, I'm men! It was a good sale and I need to stay awake long enough to crawl to the bus stop at ~5am
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It’s weird noticing even the people who seem to be deriving maximum benefit from genAI are ALSO miserable from it. I haven’t had a job in a year because it’s destroyed my career and livelihood, meanwhile the people who should be profiting from it can’t unplug long enough to watch a movie anymore
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It’s weird noticing even the people who seem to be deriving maximum benefit from genAI are ALSO miserable from it. I haven’t had a job in a year because it’s destroyed my career and livelihood, meanwhile the people who should be profiting from it can’t unplug long enough to watch a movie anymore
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This is a description of Hell.
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is a description of Hell.
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this just seems like an evolution of the usual tech startup hustle culture bullshit where everyone virtue signals how much they spend working on their app in an effort to get noticed by venture capital
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
this just seems like an evolution of the usual tech startup hustle culture bullshit where everyone virtue signals how much they spend working on their app in an effort to get noticed by venture capital
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those of you who this resonates with need to 1. identify and connect as an actual community and 2. collaborate with each other directly as humans so not to lose further touch with the anchors that had grounded you before this token anxiety has manifested
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
those of you who this resonates with need to 1. identify and connect as an actual community and 2. collaborate with each other directly as humans so not to lose further touch with the anchors that had grounded you before this token anxiety has manifested
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Business and tech culture need to be forcibly ended add it is a threat to both participants and bystanders
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Business and tech culture need to be forcibly ended add it is a threat to both participants and bystanders
As a genuine laborer in a union, where I have to sweat for my money it gets harder for me to have solidarity with the email professionals bc they're still "working" class I guess but ... your job isn't real and you get paid more than me and all the stress is self inflicted
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
As a genuine laborer in a union, where I have to sweat for my money it gets harder for me to have solidarity with the email professionals bc they're still "working" class I guess but ... your job isn't real and you get paid more than me and all the stress is self inflicted
Some random white bitches will get one sort of popular Hulu show and suddenly "they're taking over pop culture?"
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Some random white bitches will get one sort of popular Hulu show and suddenly "they're taking over pop culture?"
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
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![[picture of a tweet from "Cam" @matrixreloaded, 11:33AM, Aug 31, 2020] "people on here will skeet anything. 'Charlie Brown had hoes.' No he didn't. That isn't true."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7wmf7sypzf6y3kmxm4gfiroe/bafkreihppmlx2rofbz75vjn6rqvna4rpxqpqd44i3qnjhto3v7q3md7qie@jpeg)
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Trouble is poverty in Red states is heavily amongst minorities so their ability to vote will likely be impacted at a higher percentage than whites.
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Trouble is poverty in Red states is heavily amongst minorities so their ability to vote will likely be impacted at a higher percentage than whites.