Scotty da Haole
@turbowifeguy.bsky.social
Hold on, I know those guys in the 70s weren't like progressive but uhhhh ... fucking YIKES
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hold on, I know those guys in the 70s weren't like progressive but uhhhh ... fucking YIKES
The Big Apple after all the crab apples leave
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Big Apple after all the crab apples leave
Yea I can kinda see how Spotify falling off, not just ICE ads
Somehow there's some fuckin rando Dutch rapper names Glades, not to be confused with the Australian pop band Glades.
Unless your Spotify and putting this completely unrelated song as their number 2 biggest?
Somehow there's some fuckin rando Dutch rapper names Glades, not to be confused with the Australian pop band Glades.
Unless your Spotify and putting this completely unrelated song as their number 2 biggest?
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yea I can kinda see how Spotify falling off, not just ICE ads
Somehow there's some fuckin rando Dutch rapper names Glades, not to be confused with the Australian pop band Glades.
Unless your Spotify and putting this completely unrelated song as their number 2 biggest?
Somehow there's some fuckin rando Dutch rapper names Glades, not to be confused with the Australian pop band Glades.
Unless your Spotify and putting this completely unrelated song as their number 2 biggest?
Where WarDaddy at?
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Where WarDaddy at?
They really getting got by this???
October 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
They really getting got by this???
For when its "Modelo time foo" but also you cutting back to not get gout at 45 like the Tíos
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
For when its "Modelo time foo" but also you cutting back to not get gout at 45 like the Tíos
Heartwarming story in 2 parts
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Heartwarming story in 2 parts
Residents of Hawaii just be waiting for the all clear
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Residents of Hawaii just be waiting for the all clear
Getting myself a Moscow Mule mug on discount as a little treat bc I have so much vodka and ginger beer I have "liberated" from work
October 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Getting myself a Moscow Mule mug on discount as a little treat bc I have so much vodka and ginger beer I have "liberated" from work
"Pweease keep your subscription"
No, I dont think I will
No, I dont think I will
September 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Pweease keep your subscription"
No, I dont think I will
No, I dont think I will
Dawg why Germany always so wack with their words??? Out here touching ghosts??? Just to sneeze?
August 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dawg why Germany always so wack with their words??? Out here touching ghosts??? Just to sneeze?
Good for breakfast
August 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Good for breakfast
Why is this not being overlayed IN FRONT OF my loading screen??? I can't see my shit is frozen
God old stuff used to just crash, like go back to homescreen with this error message, you didn't have to forcibly look for it behind the frozen non functional screen
FUCK WIN 10
God old stuff used to just crash, like go back to homescreen with this error message, you didn't have to forcibly look for it behind the frozen non functional screen
FUCK WIN 10
August 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Why is this not being overlayed IN FRONT OF my loading screen??? I can't see my shit is frozen
God old stuff used to just crash, like go back to homescreen with this error message, you didn't have to forcibly look for it behind the frozen non functional screen
FUCK WIN 10
God old stuff used to just crash, like go back to homescreen with this error message, you didn't have to forcibly look for it behind the frozen non functional screen
FUCK WIN 10
Big news everyone, Maui brew makes High Noons (4.5%) perfect for breakfast if you have the second shift
August 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Big news everyone, Maui brew makes High Noons (4.5%) perfect for breakfast if you have the second shift
Just use all them lil 0 drop dudes and give them +2 with this
August 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Just use all them lil 0 drop dudes and give them +2 with this
When he comes back to the farmers market a week later
August 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When he comes back to the farmers market a week later
Gotta love when hotel that makes tens if not hundreds of millions in profit can't afford a fuckin $20 doorstopper for the room that has the heavy items?
I love holding back 80 pounds if fire door in one hand while trying to move a mini fridge or microwave
I love holding back 80 pounds if fire door in one hand while trying to move a mini fridge or microwave
July 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gotta love when hotel that makes tens if not hundreds of millions in profit can't afford a fuckin $20 doorstopper for the room that has the heavy items?
I love holding back 80 pounds if fire door in one hand while trying to move a mini fridge or microwave
I love holding back 80 pounds if fire door in one hand while trying to move a mini fridge or microwave
Its time for *loud incorrect buzzer* lunch
July 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Its time for *loud incorrect buzzer* lunch
Trump finna be looking like this next press conference 🙏
July 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Trump finna be looking like this next press conference 🙏
Why this tea sound so different in English vs French?
I can't be the only one?
"heady and wickedly 😈 " vs "enticing and aroma 😌"
I can't be the only one?
"heady and wickedly 😈 " vs "enticing and aroma 😌"
July 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Why this tea sound so different in English vs French?
I can't be the only one?
"heady and wickedly 😈 " vs "enticing and aroma 😌"
I can't be the only one?
"heady and wickedly 😈 " vs "enticing and aroma 😌"
If I find out who makes the ads auto open to the play store and has been wasting so many minutes of my time
July 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If I find out who makes the ads auto open to the play store and has been wasting so many minutes of my time
Who cares about the US? I'm thinking of the future, while Mars trilogy might be a fantasy, still has some banger conceptualizations in it
July 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Who cares about the US? I'm thinking of the future, while Mars trilogy might be a fantasy, still has some banger conceptualizations in it
Well to fix the problem try restarting your phone
THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS I CAN'T TURN OFF OR RESTART IT
THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS I CAN'T TURN OFF OR RESTART IT
June 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Well to fix the problem try restarting your phone
THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS I CAN'T TURN OFF OR RESTART IT
THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS I CAN'T TURN OFF OR RESTART IT
Feel like this everyday
June 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Feel like this everyday