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If I were the groundhog I’d wake up tomorrow and kill myself.
February 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If I were the groundhog I’d wake up tomorrow and kill myself.
I just want an asteroid to completely destroy earth
January 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just want an asteroid to completely destroy earth
January 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’m fucking done I don’t wanna continue
January 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m fucking done I don’t wanna continue
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Have you ever shit your ass? That's when you shit your pants but somehow it doesn't get anywhere on the pants, just between the cheeks
January 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Have you ever shit your ass? That's when you shit your pants but somehow it doesn't get anywhere on the pants, just between the cheeks
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I wish they sold cigarettes in a pack of like... three. I don't wanna die, I'm just in a mood.
January 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I wish they sold cigarettes in a pack of like... three. I don't wanna die, I'm just in a mood.
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Drink more water, they say.
It's good for you, they say.
So I drink more water.
Then I have to pee more.
This is a conspiracy between big water and big toilet.
It's good for you, they say.
So I drink more water.
Then I have to pee more.
This is a conspiracy between big water and big toilet.
January 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Drink more water, they say.
It's good for you, they say.
So I drink more water.
Then I have to pee more.
This is a conspiracy between big water and big toilet.
It's good for you, they say.
So I drink more water.
Then I have to pee more.
This is a conspiracy between big water and big toilet.
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*first date
Her: Hi.
Me: You can put cigarettes out on my chest if you wanna.
Her: Hi.
Me: You can put cigarettes out on my chest if you wanna.
January 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
*first date
Her: Hi.
Me: You can put cigarettes out on my chest if you wanna.
Her: Hi.
Me: You can put cigarettes out on my chest if you wanna.
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Maybe instead of staying up late being mad at myself for not getting things done, I'll go to bed and be mad at myself for not getting things done in the morning.
January 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Maybe instead of staying up late being mad at myself for not getting things done, I'll go to bed and be mad at myself for not getting things done in the morning.
Imagine if she dug her key into the side of his pretty little armored limousine
Do you think she’d get arrested
Do you think she’d get arrested
January 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Imagine if she dug her key into the side of his pretty little armored limousine
Do you think she’d get arrested
Do you think she’d get arrested
I’m not saying I would, but if smoking the horse dewormer cured POTS, I would
🧍🏻♂️
#disabled #pots #dysautonomia
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#disabled #pots #dysautonomia
January 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m not saying I would, but if smoking the horse dewormer cured POTS, I would
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#disabled #pots #dysautonomia
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#disabled #pots #dysautonomia
There are not enough jobs for people with chronic health issues that don’t have the ability to call in sick with 24-hour notice.
#disabled
#disabled
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
There are not enough jobs for people with chronic health issues that don’t have the ability to call in sick with 24-hour notice.
#disabled
#disabled
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friendly reminder that it's okay to have a psychotic break just don't do it again
January 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
friendly reminder that it's okay to have a psychotic break just don't do it again
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We love 2:00 AM manic episodes! I’ve done nothing all day and suddenly I think I wanna start bodybuilding
We’ll see what the morning brings
(it will bring a depressive crash ❤️)
We’ll see what the morning brings
(it will bring a depressive crash ❤️)
January 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
We love 2:00 AM manic episodes! I’ve done nothing all day and suddenly I think I wanna start bodybuilding
We’ll see what the morning brings
(it will bring a depressive crash ❤️)
We’ll see what the morning brings
(it will bring a depressive crash ❤️)
Meta can discontinue fact-checking all day long, it’s not like you should believe anything you see on these platforms anyway.
Don’t get your facts from Facebook. 🤡
My parents taught me right when they said “don’t believe everything you see on the internet…”
Now look at them 🥴
Don’t get your facts from Facebook. 🤡
My parents taught me right when they said “don’t believe everything you see on the internet…”
Now look at them 🥴
January 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Meta can discontinue fact-checking all day long, it’s not like you should believe anything you see on these platforms anyway.
Don’t get your facts from Facebook. 🤡
My parents taught me right when they said “don’t believe everything you see on the internet…”
Now look at them 🥴
Don’t get your facts from Facebook. 🤡
My parents taught me right when they said “don’t believe everything you see on the internet…”
Now look at them 🥴
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shouting "yes daddy" throughout the colonoscopy so everyone is equally uncomfortable
January 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
shouting "yes daddy" throughout the colonoscopy so everyone is equally uncomfortable