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Simply mistaken about the dominant life form of Earth. I do not have any Tesla holdings, sh1tcoins, or sh1tmobiles.
So many sick burns 🔥
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
"The list of famous auto industry flops is long and storied, topped by stinkers like Ford’s Edsel and exploding Pinto and General Motors’s unsightly Pontiac Aztek crossover SUV...Elon Musk’s pet project, the dumpster-driving Tesla Cybertruck, now tops that list." 🤣 www.forbes.com/sites/alanoh...
Elon Musk’s Epic Cybertruck Fail
Elon Musk’s polygonal pickup is a polarizing sales flop that's missed the billionaire’s volume goal by a staggering 84%. And there’s no sign that things are improving.
www.forbes.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So many sick burns 🔥
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
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Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
April 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
Great job #TeslaTakedown, you broke Troy’s model. Really happy for you 🤣🤣🤣
The actual numbers are in. My estimate was 5.4% too high, and the analyst consensus was 12.2% too high. Not a great score for me. The only consolation is that my production estimate was pretty close, thanks to the DMV VIN data.
• My Estimate: 355,000
• Actual: 336,681
• Error: 18,319
• Error: 5.4%
• My Estimate: 355,000
• Actual: 336,681
• Error: 18,319
• Error: 5.4%
April 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Great job #TeslaTakedown, you broke Troy’s model. Really happy for you 🤣🤣🤣
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Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
If you search for the Mark Rober Tesla video now on Google or YouTube, there’s an absurd amount of low grade spam “debunking videos”
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
Can You Fool A Self Driving Car?
YouTube video by Mark Rober
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If you search for the Mark Rober Tesla video now on Google or YouTube, there’s an absurd amount of low grade spam “debunking videos”
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
A South African man emigrated to settle in San Francisco. After brief prosperity, he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States” and declared bankruptcy. Many considered him insane or eccentric. 150 years later, another followed in his footsteps…
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
Emperor Norton - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
April 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A South African man emigrated to settle in San Francisco. After brief prosperity, he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States” and declared bankruptcy. Many considered him insane or eccentric. 150 years later, another followed in his footsteps…
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
The goal is to reclassify X’s meager subscription revenue as “AI revenue”. Musk already started pretending by bundling xAI with X blue-check subscriptions, since no consumer or business actually pays for xAI’s Grok. Now he can vault into “AI 2nd place” behind OpenAI, even though it’s trash revenue
It is, in a way, amusing. An all stock transaction with a laughable valuation.
A company with no revenues acquires a company scarcely able to pay debt service.
Screwed shall be all the xAI investors who came in with Elon (the X investors already were screwed).
It's the world of Trump & Musk.
A company with no revenues acquires a company scarcely able to pay debt service.
Screwed shall be all the xAI investors who came in with Elon (the X investors already were screwed).
It's the world of Trump & Musk.
well ok then
"@xAI has acquired @X in an all-stock transaction. The combination values xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion ($45B less $12B debt)…"
"@xAI has acquired @X in an all-stock transaction. The combination values xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion ($45B less $12B debt)…"
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The goal is to reclassify X’s meager subscription revenue as “AI revenue”. Musk already started pretending by bundling xAI with X blue-check subscriptions, since no consumer or business actually pays for xAI’s Grok. Now he can vault into “AI 2nd place” behind OpenAI, even though it’s trash revenue
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Imagine thinking you are investing in an AI company, then getting Xitter with $12B in debt dumped on your head.
a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it
ALT: a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Imagine thinking you are investing in an AI company, then getting Xitter with $12B in debt dumped on your head.
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I sort of get why they needed a group chat when Elon is chairing all of the cabinet meetings.
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I sort of get why they needed a group chat when Elon is chairing all of the cabinet meetings.
This Cybertruck feature will be amazing on Halloween.
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do
Tesla has apparently updated the "Sentry Mode" of Cybertrkkks to make them play "creepy" music at maximum volume if the car is disturbed. Unfortunately, one owner says it sounds like it's damaging the speaker because it's so loud.
March 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This Cybertruck feature will be amazing on Halloween.
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do
March 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’d like to hear the best case from any auto expert for why the Cybertruck is NOT the biggest American auto flop of all time.
(Often called a “steel man” or in this case “cast aluminum man”)
(Often called a “steel man” or in this case “cast aluminum man”)
super tough bulletproof post-apocalyptic warlord-spec Cybertruck recalled for literally just sort of falling apart
finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-r...
finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-r...
Tesla recalls most Cybertrucks due to trim detaching from vehicle
Tesla said Thursday it is recalling nearly all Cybertrucks in the United States to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving, the latest in a series of call-backs for the pickup truck. Th...
finance.yahoo.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’d like to hear the best case from any auto expert for why the Cybertruck is NOT the biggest American auto flop of all time.
(Often called a “steel man” or in this case “cast aluminum man”)
(Often called a “steel man” or in this case “cast aluminum man”)
Flaming dumpster fire visuals are the perfect companion to Lutnick’s “hot tip”
On Jesse Watters’ show, Howard Lutnick, the U.S. Secretary of Commerce, tells viewers they should buy Tesla stock.
“I think if you want to learn something on this show tonight, buy Tesla. It’s unbelievable that this guy’s stock is this cheap. It’ll never be this cheap again.”
“I think if you want to learn something on this show tonight, buy Tesla. It’s unbelievable that this guy’s stock is this cheap. It’ll never be this cheap again.”
March 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Flaming dumpster fire visuals are the perfect companion to Lutnick’s “hot tip”
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1/ Dan McCrum, the brilliant Financial Times reporter who uncovered the massive Wirecard fraud, has a fascinating piece up about Tesla's very weird accounting, and the red flags it throws up:
www.ft.com/content/62df...
www.ft.com/content/62df...
$1.4bn is a lot to fall through the cracks, even for Tesla
When money spent on assets doesn’t result in assets
www.ft.com
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
1/ Dan McCrum, the brilliant Financial Times reporter who uncovered the massive Wirecard fraud, has a fascinating piece up about Tesla's very weird accounting, and the red flags it throws up:
www.ft.com/content/62df...
www.ft.com/content/62df...
Actual tactical vehicle
The City of Palo Alto Police Department has announced they are launching Rivian Police Cruisers! How cool do they look.
March 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Actual tactical vehicle
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In our internal polling, among Democrats likely to vote in the spring Supreme Court election, 1% approve of Elon Musk.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
March 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In our internal polling, among Democrats likely to vote in the spring Supreme Court election, 1% approve of Elon Musk.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
How many disapprove? 94%.
I’ve never seen *anyone* so loathed.
Best video yet about #TeslaTakedown. Share with young normie dudes, Adam’s funny enough to radicalize a Rogan listener
The Tesla protests are proof that Elon and Trump are not invincible.
Watch the full video on YouTube: The Tesla protests are working.
youtu.be/ochgnYc4hXg
Watch the full video on YouTube: The Tesla protests are working.
youtu.be/ochgnYc4hXg
The Tesla protests are working.
YouTube video by Adam Conover
youtu.be
March 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Best video yet about #TeslaTakedown. Share with young normie dudes, Adam’s funny enough to radicalize a Rogan listener
Tesla just spent millions on a Kardashian “endorsement”, following Trump’s $100M endorsement. The “robot” in the shoot isn’t even commercially available. Kim charges $500K for an Instagram post so guessing this shoot was $5M-$10M. There goes marketing budget
Would love to know if Musk paid Kim Kardashian a billion dollars to repost old photos of herself draped over a cybertruck yesterday or if she’s just gone full fash on her own
March 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Tesla just spent millions on a Kardashian “endorsement”, following Trump’s $100M endorsement. The “robot” in the shoot isn’t even commercially available. Kim charges $500K for an Instagram post so guessing this shoot was $5M-$10M. There goes marketing budget
“Special Elon Zone”: a man-cave where children (male) are seen and not heard, ex-wives can’t enter, and he’s mommy’s best boy forever.
Balaji Srinivasan suggests giving Elon Musk “control of a huge swath of land surrounding Starbase, Texas” & designate that land as “a military base or … similar, so that [Musk] can fence it off & determine at his sole discretion who can enter.” Then replicate in other states w/ other Tech Bros. 1/
March 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“Special Elon Zone”: a man-cave where children (male) are seen and not heard, ex-wives can’t enter, and he’s mommy’s best boy forever.
Tesla is less popular than cancer in Germany
Tesla is done in Germany: 94% say they won’t buy a Tesla car
Tesla is done in Germany: 94% say they won’t buy a Tesla car
A survey of over 100,000 Germans revealed that 94% won’t buy a Tesla vehicle. It doesn’t bode well for the automaker, whose sales had already been falling off a cliff in the important European market.
more…
electrek.co
March 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Tesla is less popular than cancer in Germany
Cadillac EV is now offering a $2000 incentive for former Tesla owners!
Cadillac’s most affordable EV just got even cheaper
Cadillac’s most affordable EV just got even cheaper
The Optiq, Cadillac’s most affordable EV, just got a price cut. Despite being on the market for less than two months, GM cut lease prices by nearly $100 a month. Here’s how you can snag the deal.
more…
electrek.co
March 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Cadillac EV is now offering a $2000 incentive for former Tesla owners!
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That (totally insane/illegal) White House stunt buoyed Tesla yesterday, but it's back down ~3% today. Value has been halved since its high following election.
March 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That (totally insane/illegal) White House stunt buoyed Tesla yesterday, but it's back down ~3% today. Value has been halved since its high following election.
A Lysistrata style sex boycott is ultimate #TeslaTakedown solidarity. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I'd rather mate outside my species than date a Tesla owner.
March 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A Lysistrata style sex boycott is ultimate #TeslaTakedown solidarity. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
In a boycott like #TeslaTakedown, don’t be a jerk, but microaggressions are necessary and effective! Show thumbs down, and don’t be deferential, treat Teslas no better than a 20 year old Prius. It’s essential for maintaining solidarity. (Ask our union brothers and sisters how they treat scabs.)
March 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
In a boycott like #TeslaTakedown, don’t be a jerk, but microaggressions are necessary and effective! Show thumbs down, and don’t be deferential, treat Teslas no better than a 20 year old Prius. It’s essential for maintaining solidarity. (Ask our union brothers and sisters how they treat scabs.)