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Simply mistaken about the dominant life form of Earth. I do not have any Tesla holdings, sh1tcoins, or sh1tmobiles.
My call: Tesla overpays for a Grok license with xAI shares. Lets Musk milk his publicly traded cash cow and bilk institutional/pension investors, while creating pretend upside for the retail apes. Also creates more fake revenue for xAI.
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My call: Tesla overpays for a Grok license with xAI shares. Lets Musk milk his publicly traded cash cow and bilk institutional/pension investors, while creating pretend upside for the retail apes. Also creates more fake revenue for xAI.
DIE WORKWEAR is supposed to be literal?
April 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
DIE WORKWEAR is supposed to be literal?
I CANNOT wait to see the "debunkings" and "rebuttals" of this article! Copium in 3...2...1
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I CANNOT wait to see the "debunkings" and "rebuttals" of this article! Copium in 3...2...1
“They drooled over not spending $200 million on a paint shop, but probably spent that much trying to get the stainless steel to work.” 🤣
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“They drooled over not spending $200 million on a paint shop, but probably spent that much trying to get the stainless steel to work.” 🤣
So many sick burns 🔥
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
"The list of famous auto industry flops is long and storied, topped by stinkers like Ford’s Edsel and exploding Pinto and General Motors’s unsightly Pontiac Aztek crossover SUV...Elon Musk’s pet project, the dumpster-driving Tesla Cybertruck, now tops that list." 🤣 www.forbes.com/sites/alanoh...
Elon Musk’s Epic Cybertruck Fail
Elon Musk’s polygonal pickup is a polarizing sales flop that's missed the billionaire’s volume goal by a staggering 84%. And there’s no sign that things are improving.
www.forbes.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So many sick burns 🔥
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
- Tesla designer Franz von Holzhausen's old professor Eric Noble calling Cybertruck "up there with Edsel"
- "Spectacular failure of Cybertruck was a failure of empathy" for pickup buyers! Musk famously considers a bug of Western Civilization
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Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
April 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
Great job #TeslaTakedown, you broke Troy’s model. Really happy for you 🤣🤣🤣
The actual numbers are in. My estimate was 5.4% too high, and the analyst consensus was 12.2% too high. Not a great score for me. The only consolation is that my production estimate was pretty close, thanks to the DMV VIN data.
• My Estimate: 355,000
• Actual: 336,681
• Error: 18,319
• Error: 5.4%
• My Estimate: 355,000
• Actual: 336,681
• Error: 18,319
• Error: 5.4%
April 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Great job #TeslaTakedown, you broke Troy’s model. Really happy for you 🤣🤣🤣
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Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
If you search for the Mark Rober Tesla video now on Google or YouTube, there’s an absurd amount of low grade spam “debunking videos”
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
Can You Fool A Self Driving Car?
YouTube video by Mark Rober
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If you search for the Mark Rober Tesla video now on Google or YouTube, there’s an absurd amount of low grade spam “debunking videos”
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
Just the circle of life on YouTube, or are these “creators” and “influencers” getting paid (on X) too?
Real one below:
youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ?...
A South African man emigrated to settle in San Francisco. After brief prosperity, he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States” and declared bankruptcy. Many considered him insane or eccentric. 150 years later, another followed in his footsteps…
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
Emperor Norton - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
April 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A South African man emigrated to settle in San Francisco. After brief prosperity, he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States” and declared bankruptcy. Many considered him insane or eccentric. 150 years later, another followed in his footsteps…
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
There’s no walled garden for the insane asylum. It screws everyone because we all get exposed to his scams via passively managed index funds and retirement funds.
March 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There’s no walled garden for the insane asylum. It screws everyone because we all get exposed to his scams via passively managed index funds and retirement funds.
Now he’s got the (distant) #2 “AI company” by revenue. Even though approximately 0% is AI revenue
March 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Now he’s got the (distant) #2 “AI company” by revenue. Even though approximately 0% is AI revenue
The goal is to reclassify X’s meager subscription revenue as “AI revenue”. Musk already started pretending by bundling xAI with X blue-check subscriptions, since no consumer or business actually pays for xAI’s Grok. Now he can vault into “AI 2nd place” behind OpenAI, even though it’s trash revenue
It is, in a way, amusing. An all stock transaction with a laughable valuation.
A company with no revenues acquires a company scarcely able to pay debt service.
Screwed shall be all the xAI investors who came in with Elon (the X investors already were screwed).
It's the world of Trump & Musk.
A company with no revenues acquires a company scarcely able to pay debt service.
Screwed shall be all the xAI investors who came in with Elon (the X investors already were screwed).
It's the world of Trump & Musk.
well ok then
"@xAI has acquired @X in an all-stock transaction. The combination values xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion ($45B less $12B debt)…"
"@xAI has acquired @X in an all-stock transaction. The combination values xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion ($45B less $12B debt)…"
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The goal is to reclassify X’s meager subscription revenue as “AI revenue”. Musk already started pretending by bundling xAI with X blue-check subscriptions, since no consumer or business actually pays for xAI’s Grok. Now he can vault into “AI 2nd place” behind OpenAI, even though it’s trash revenue
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Imagine thinking you are investing in an AI company, then getting Xitter with $12B in debt dumped on your head.
a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it
ALT: a boat is going through the water with the words " hahaha business " below it
media.tenor.com
March 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Imagine thinking you are investing in an AI company, then getting Xitter with $12B in debt dumped on your head.
Cybersuck (Uncensored) - Debut at StarCar.
YouTube video by Good Cop Rad Cop
youtu.be
March 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s another Steve Davis side hustle isn’t it? Like fro yo shop Mr Yogato
March 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s another Steve Davis side hustle isn’t it? Like fro yo shop Mr Yogato
You know who else in transportation loves lotteries and government subsidies? Co-President Musk
March 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know who else in transportation loves lotteries and government subsidies? Co-President Musk
Bet they’re all being forwarded to Musk’s Gmail, including .gov, except for Yahoo because he refuses to pay for Yahoo Plus?
March 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bet they’re all being forwarded to Musk’s Gmail, including .gov, except for Yahoo because he refuses to pay for Yahoo Plus?
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I sort of get why they needed a group chat when Elon is chairing all of the cabinet meetings.
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I sort of get why they needed a group chat when Elon is chairing all of the cabinet meetings.
Why not S&P 500 and short Tesla proportional to its share?
March 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why not S&P 500 and short Tesla proportional to its share?
Tesla had to run their Canada scam early because the program was running out/so they could make it run out. They’ll run the US version in time for quarter end.
March 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tesla had to run their Canada scam early because the program was running out/so they could make it run out. They’ll run the US version in time for quarter end.
This Cybertruck feature will be amazing on Halloween.
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do
Tesla has apparently updated the "Sentry Mode" of Cybertrkkks to make them play "creepy" music at maximum volume if the car is disturbed. Unfortunately, one owner says it sounds like it's damaging the speaker because it's so loud.
March 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This Cybertruck feature will be amazing on Halloween.
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do
Wearing a costume? Want loud spooky music? Hate Cybertrucks? You know what to do