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Simply mistaken about the dominant life form of Earth. I do not have any Tesla holdings, sh1tcoins, or sh1tmobiles.
My call: Tesla overpays for a Grok license with xAI shares. Lets Musk milk his publicly traded cash cow and bilk institutional/pension investors, while creating pretend upside for the retail apes. Also creates more fake revenue for xAI.
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My call: Tesla overpays for a Grok license with xAI shares. Lets Musk milk his publicly traded cash cow and bilk institutional/pension investors, while creating pretend upside for the retail apes. Also creates more fake revenue for xAI.
DIE WORKWEAR is supposed to be literal?
April 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
DIE WORKWEAR is supposed to be literal?
I CANNOT wait to see the "debunkings" and "rebuttals" of this article! Copium in 3...2...1
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I CANNOT wait to see the "debunkings" and "rebuttals" of this article! Copium in 3...2...1
“They drooled over not spending $200 million on a paint shop, but probably spent that much trying to get the stainless steel to work.” 🤣
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“They drooled over not spending $200 million on a paint shop, but probably spent that much trying to get the stainless steel to work.” 🤣
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Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
April 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Take a bow #TeslaTakedown!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
The fact that Tesla overproduced and still undershot analyst estimates shows demand got hit harder than they expected. With resale tanking those unsold cars are gonna rot on lots. Financial numbers will be ugly, and we are just getting started!
Very proud of all of you!
There’s no walled garden for the insane asylum. It screws everyone because we all get exposed to his scams via passively managed index funds and retirement funds.
March 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There’s no walled garden for the insane asylum. It screws everyone because we all get exposed to his scams via passively managed index funds and retirement funds.
Now he’s got the (distant) #2 “AI company” by revenue. Even though approximately 0% is AI revenue
March 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Now he’s got the (distant) #2 “AI company” by revenue. Even though approximately 0% is AI revenue
Cybersuck (Uncensored) - Debut at StarCar.
YouTube video by Good Cop Rad Cop
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March 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s another Steve Davis side hustle isn’t it? Like fro yo shop Mr Yogato
March 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s another Steve Davis side hustle isn’t it? Like fro yo shop Mr Yogato
You know who else in transportation loves lotteries and government subsidies? Co-President Musk
March 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know who else in transportation loves lotteries and government subsidies? Co-President Musk
Bet they’re all being forwarded to Musk’s Gmail, including .gov, except for Yahoo because he refuses to pay for Yahoo Plus?
March 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Bet they’re all being forwarded to Musk’s Gmail, including .gov, except for Yahoo because he refuses to pay for Yahoo Plus?
Why not S&P 500 and short Tesla proportional to its share?
March 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why not S&P 500 and short Tesla proportional to its share?
Tesla had to run their Canada scam early because the program was running out/so they could make it run out. They’ll run the US version in time for quarter end.
March 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tesla had to run their Canada scam early because the program was running out/so they could make it run out. They’ll run the US version in time for quarter end.