True Blue
@true-blue.bsky.social
Native Texan, generally suspicious. Right now into the Houston Astros, weather, music, house plants, comedy, skateboarding, psychology, psychoanalysis, and butterscotch. Seriously, can’t get enough butterscotch
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True Blue
@true-blue.bsky.social
· Feb 10
Kendrick Lamar wins the Grammy for best endorsement of a condiment
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NEWS: The Blue Jays are signing Dylan Cease to a seven-year, $210 million contract, sources tell The Athletic.
It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
NEWS: The Blue Jays are signing Dylan Cease to a seven-year, $210 million contract, sources tell The Athletic.
It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
New profile pic, new me.
The Waffle Monkey is in the house
The Waffle Monkey is in the house
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
New profile pic, new me.
The Waffle Monkey is in the house
The Waffle Monkey is in the house
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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It was a magical ride with all of you.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It was a magical ride with all of you.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
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so @matteowong.bsky.social & I wrote on data centers: arguably the most important buildings in the world & are, in a way, holding the economy hostage. Byzantine financial instruments, private equity, depreciating tech, hype, $trillion valuations. it’s all there. an ai crash prob starts here.
Here’s How the AI Crash Happens
The U.S. is becoming an Nvidia-state.
www.theatlantic.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
so @matteowong.bsky.social & I wrote on data centers: arguably the most important buildings in the world & are, in a way, holding the economy hostage. Byzantine financial instruments, private equity, depreciating tech, hype, $trillion valuations. it’s all there. an ai crash prob starts here.
This is infuriating. The @nytimes.com lists the reason for Whitmire removing bike lanes as “The Whitmire administration has “a Texas philosophy.” I really don’t understand what this dude has against car alternatives for transportation
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
The Democratic Mayor Who Thinks Cities Are Handling Trump Wrong
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is infuriating. The @nytimes.com lists the reason for Whitmire removing bike lanes as “The Whitmire administration has “a Texas philosophy.” I really don’t understand what this dude has against car alternatives for transportation
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
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Remember when you hear the comparisons of Shohei Ohtani to Babe Ruth that the Babe never once struck out more than 3 batters in a season that he hit 30+ homers. It's true.
No one's ever done anything like this before.
No one's ever done anything like this before.
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Remember when you hear the comparisons of Shohei Ohtani to Babe Ruth that the Babe never once struck out more than 3 batters in a season that he hit 30+ homers. It's true.
No one's ever done anything like this before.
No one's ever done anything like this before.
Oh, hey. Let me check in in the state of American politics…
Nope
Nope
a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh, hey. Let me check in in the state of American politics…
Nope
Nope
I flew into Portland last week. It was too much of a war a zone. I couldn’t stay long. Plus, the Columbia River Gorge and tons and of waterfalls were calling
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I flew into Portland last week. It was too much of a war a zone. I couldn’t stay long. Plus, the Columbia River Gorge and tons and of waterfalls were calling
I always forget how much the love Fox Sports announcers love the Yankees. Ugg
October 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I always forget how much the love Fox Sports announcers love the Yankees. Ugg
Aaron Trump's
Judge's Foreign Policy
Defense Claims
🤝
negative 7 WAR
Judge's Foreign Policy
Defense Claims
🤝
negative 7 WAR
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love watching Aaron Judge choke in the post season
September 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love watching Aaron Judge choke in the post season
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The Astros need both a Guardians loss and a win of their own to avoid elimination today.
Detroit is headed to the postseason!
The Tigers have clinched their second consecutive playoff berth, adding a sliver of hope to the end of a season that has become baseball’s biggest roller coaster 😅
The Tigers have clinched their second consecutive playoff berth, adding a sliver of hope to the end of a season that has become baseball’s biggest roller coaster 😅
September 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Astros need both a Guardians loss and a win of their own to avoid elimination today.
Well, I guess I’m rooting for the Rangers tonight (gross)
September 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Well, I guess I’m rooting for the Rangers tonight (gross)
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😂😂😂
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
😂😂😂
Astros win! Silver boot is ours! #builtforthis
September 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Astros win! Silver boot is ours! #builtforthis
Ugg
One last note here: 📍Houston
6th warmest summer of record.
#1 Ranked summer for overnight warmth
21 days of Risky Heat (Tavg = 84°+).
All 21 have a fingerprint of & were boosted by human-caused climate change.
🧵/5
6th warmest summer of record.
#1 Ranked summer for overnight warmth
21 days of Risky Heat (Tavg = 84°+).
All 21 have a fingerprint of & were boosted by human-caused climate change.
🧵/5
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ugg
Me, every time I log on to social media the past week or so
a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny face
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny face
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me, every time I log on to social media the past week or so