Trebucket
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Shoot photos. Ride bikes. Build things. Be bi.
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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Bluesky is a nursing home for people who know what firewire is
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bluesky is a nursing home for people who know what firewire is
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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i have no ass and i must shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i have no ass and i must shit
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Buy-Cycle Back to Prosperity
1932
Artist: Gale
1932
Artist: Gale
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Buy-Cycle Back to Prosperity
1932
Artist: Gale
1932
Artist: Gale
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Whoa! Tracy Chapman just flew past me on the highway doing about 120.
February 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Whoa! Tracy Chapman just flew past me on the highway doing about 120.
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Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.
January 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.
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January 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Not to be picky but I'd like for the arc of history to bend a little harder
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not to be picky but I'd like for the arc of history to bend a little harder
At my wedding some old church lady I didn't know came up to me and said:
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
At my wedding some old church lady I didn't know came up to me and said:
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
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i think 95% of the "not understanding the joke/your post" users are bots. they never come back for more its just one and done and then they evaporate into cyber mist
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i think 95% of the "not understanding the joke/your post" users are bots. they never come back for more its just one and done and then they evaporate into cyber mist
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things that won't happen but it would be extremely funny if they did:
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
January 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
things that won't happen but it would be extremely funny if they did:
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
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There’s a story that Henry Rollins tells about a guy in Los Angeles who’d go around and pick up stray dogs. He take a dog and put it in a barrel of water until it nearly drowned. Then he’d pull the dog out and it would think he’d rescued it.
January 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There’s a story that Henry Rollins tells about a guy in Los Angeles who’d go around and pick up stray dogs. He take a dog and put it in a barrel of water until it nearly drowned. Then he’d pull the dog out and it would think he’d rescued it.
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instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
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Crazy that people used to look like this
January 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Crazy that people used to look like this
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RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.
January 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
RIP David Lynch. I loved him dearly.
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My poor, tortured heart is at ease any time I see a device that still has a 3.5 headphone jack 🥲
January 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My poor, tortured heart is at ease any time I see a device that still has a 3.5 headphone jack 🥲
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i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
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I believe that anyone who says making music is not enjoyable hasn’t created music, or has been unfortunate to have had a bad experience, a bad teacher, etc.
Creating things like art or music is not a chore. We sweep floors to make them clean, but we make things to make things.
Creating things like art or music is not a chore. We sweep floors to make them clean, but we make things to make things.
January 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I believe that anyone who says making music is not enjoyable hasn’t created music, or has been unfortunate to have had a bad experience, a bad teacher, etc.
Creating things like art or music is not a chore. We sweep floors to make them clean, but we make things to make things.
Creating things like art or music is not a chore. We sweep floors to make them clean, but we make things to make things.
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conclave was so good. that part where those two i think south african cardinals with white dreds turn into ghosts and fly out of the exploding car as morpheus slices open the gas tank
January 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
conclave was so good. that part where those two i think south african cardinals with white dreds turn into ghosts and fly out of the exploding car as morpheus slices open the gas tank
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Me: I like my wine like I like my women
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
January 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me: I like my wine like I like my women
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls