bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

the two ways of acting with muppets:

1. play it as if they are also human actors (michael caine)

2. play it as if you are also a muppet (tim curry)

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

ouroboreos

Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody

Need to include the Shire on this map

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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I think about this comic at least once a week

Fans of the old podcast have reached out. I respond reluctantly because people need positivity in these negative times. But my honest opinion is: “Now You Don’t” remains what they FAILED to call the second one. This title doesn’t erase the failure and should quite frankly be called Now You Three Me

every damn day

Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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Sure conservatives have MMA and monster trucks, but sometimes I do /four/ wordles at once.

the thing you could always tell with Penn and Teller is even when they were incredibly wrong it was never out of a desire to inflict cruelty or pain, and once most of the libertarian movement merged with the authoritarian right cruelty was the whole game

when times are as bad as they are right now we all have an added responsibility to highlight the few things our culture is doing well. so here goes: i am proud that America decided to fully embrace the Culkins. not just Macaulay, the whole lot of them. Good work everyone.

We did it.

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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Lunch sketch.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak