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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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assembling a fantasy lunch: warm crusty bread, a hunk of cheese. a bit of cured sausage and a clutch of fresh grapes. shared out of a handkerchief with a brooding ranger I met in the woods
September 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
theonion.com/experts-reco...
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars

George Lucas: Jizz

Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-

Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they’re confident it won’t work. - Jon Stone
The Ohio Supreme Court has nullified the $650 million judgement that multiple counties won against Big Pharma over the opioid crisis.

The court ruled that the state's product liability law prohibits counties from bringing public nuisance claims against pharma corporations.
December 12, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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"92 million low-income people in the U.S. states—everyone whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line—have some basic aspect of their lives decided by AI"

www.techtonicjustice.org/reports/ines...

this is a damning report
November 23, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM