genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter

assembling a fantasy lunch: warm crusty bread, a hunk of cheese. a bit of cured sausage and a clutch of fresh grapes. shared out of a handkerchief with a brooding ranger I met in the woods

Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
theonion.com/experts-reco...

Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars

George Lucas: Jizz

Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-

Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz

One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they’re confident it won’t work. - Jon Stone

"92 million low-income people in the U.S. states—everyone whose income is less than 200 percent of the federal poverty line—have some basic aspect of their lives decided by AI"

www.techtonicjustice.org/reports/ines...

this is a damning report

Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again