Mike Johnson enter your “honk-shoo” era.
Mike Johnson should start acting super tired at the press conferences and going “sorry I just woke up I haven’t seen anything yet. Does anyone have any coffee ha ha ha!” He could wear a night cap and everything
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mike Johnson enter your “honk-shoo” era.
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One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
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“What keeps us going, ultimately, is our love for each other, and our refusal to bow our heads, to accept the verdict, however all-powerful it seems. It’s what ordinary people have to do. You have to love each other. You have to defend each other. You have to fight.” —Mike Davis
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“What keeps us going, ultimately, is our love for each other, and our refusal to bow our heads, to accept the verdict, however all-powerful it seems. It’s what ordinary people have to do. You have to love each other. You have to defend each other. You have to fight.” —Mike Davis
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October 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
gadsen flag, but green and with an anthropomorphic frog
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
gadsen flag, but green and with an anthropomorphic frog
you miss all the shots you don’t take
Yang Hansen (through his translator) on building chemistry with Donovan Clingan: "Maybe you can tell Chauncey—go twin towers, two centers on the court."
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
you miss all the shots you don’t take
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if only Gallagher was alive he could do the Saudi comedy festival with the heads of dissidents instead of watermelons
September 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
if only Gallagher was alive he could do the Saudi comedy festival with the heads of dissidents instead of watermelons
@bynum.house.gov probably still time to get your signature on there
September 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@bynum.house.gov probably still time to get your signature on there
big “we demand to be taken seriously energy”
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
big “we demand to be taken seriously energy”
Blazers Legends All
September 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Blazers Legends All
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Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
The Democratic primary was merely a setback!
What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go
August 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Democratic primary was merely a setback!
crab rangooning
things against nature
things against nature
crab rangooning is when you jerk off wearing oven mitts
July 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
crab rangooning
things against nature
things against nature
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I only ever did the one comic about Ozzy and it was back in October 2019
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I only ever did the one comic about Ozzy and it was back in October 2019
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Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
The only time I wanna encounter the word “feckless” is when I’m about to be informed Rudie Can’t Fail.
Sorry but you cannot type the word "feckless" into the computer ever again. It's been like this for a few years but it's also true today. Don't do it thank you.
July 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The only time I wanna encounter the word “feckless” is when I’m about to be informed Rudie Can’t Fail.
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look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything
They saw a NBA City Edition jersey reveal announcement, cracked their knuckles and said “Watch this.”
I see people treating this like parody but I would bet a small amount of money this is just cut-and-paste from an actual graphic designer email
July 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
They saw a NBA City Edition jersey reveal announcement, cracked their knuckles and said “Watch this.”
got some questions for the guy wearing the Beto 2020 shirt courtside at the Liberty game
July 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
got some questions for the guy wearing the Beto 2020 shirt courtside at the Liberty game
parenthood means getting to eat the skin of the soft pretzel your 8-year old excavated the soft part out of at the wnba game
July 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
parenthood means getting to eat the skin of the soft pretzel your 8-year old excavated the soft part out of at the wnba game
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Great question. The Kerr County Fund is probably in the best position to directly help, but Red Cross is also always good.
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July 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Great question. The Kerr County Fund is probably in the best position to directly help, but Red Cross is also always good.
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If we can pay DeAndre Ayton $20 million to play for a different team we can pay an artist to do this. Shut the AI shit down, my beloved Portland Trail Blazers.
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If we can pay DeAndre Ayton $20 million to play for a different team we can pay an artist to do this. Shut the AI shit down, my beloved Portland Trail Blazers.
Just like the prayer says, “give us this day our daily hot dog.”
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
July 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just like the prayer says, “give us this day our daily hot dog.”
Time to bring Dame home in that 15th roster slot to rehab that Achilles.
July 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Time to bring Dame home in that 15th roster slot to rehab that Achilles.