The Freewheelin’ Bob Vila
@toomanyrichies.bsky.social
Artist, dog-reader, and avid lover.
I assume someone somewhere has already done:
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I assume someone somewhere has already done:
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
When you thought you posted a banger, but it doesn’t do numbers.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
When you thought you posted a banger, but it doesn’t do numbers.
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
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"Merrick Garland" sounds like something you'd see on an AI-generated christmas card
November 7, 2024 at 3:53 AM
"Merrick Garland" sounds like something you'd see on an AI-generated christmas card
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First thing they teach you in gun safety class is to haphazardly toss your pistol onto the ground, just like this pro did, so that you can slap your forehead in disbelief when something this predictable happens.
Dude shoots his Cybertruck, and is shocked to find out it's not bulletproof
(via @FAFO_TV on Twitter)
(via @FAFO_TV on Twitter)
October 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
First thing they teach you in gun safety class is to haphazardly toss your pistol onto the ground, just like this pro did, so that you can slap your forehead in disbelief when something this predictable happens.
This is the building from the opening scene of Jim Jarmusch’s “The Limits Of Control”. One of my favorites of his.
Torres Blancas, Madrid. Apartment Building built in 1968 [OC]. r/brutalism
October 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
This is the building from the opening scene of Jim Jarmusch’s “The Limits Of Control”. One of my favorites of his.
Found the undecided voters.
back with more threads
October 13, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Found the undecided voters.
“My interests lay mainly in the high arts!”, I yell as I’m dragged out of the Norman Rockwell Museum for cranking it at the Hummel figurines exhibit.
Every now and then you see a meltdown that would have fit in perfectly in a Web 1.0 forum and you have to appreciate it
October 11, 2024 at 6:29 AM
“My interests lay mainly in the high arts!”, I yell as I’m dragged out of the Norman Rockwell Museum for cranking it at the Hummel figurines exhibit.
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dems: burning billions of tons of fossil fuels is heating the ocean and will cause freak weather events to become normal events
gop: that’s insane
(freak weather events become normal events)
gop: the democrats have a secret hurricane spawning machine
gop: that’s insane
(freak weather events become normal events)
gop: the democrats have a secret hurricane spawning machine
October 8, 2024 at 6:56 PM
dems: burning billions of tons of fossil fuels is heating the ocean and will cause freak weather events to become normal events
gop: that’s insane
(freak weather events become normal events)
gop: the democrats have a secret hurricane spawning machine
gop: that’s insane
(freak weather events become normal events)
gop: the democrats have a secret hurricane spawning machine
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Every NYC sidewalk should have a passing lane, and the penalty for dawdling or stopping in it should be severe. I am NOT a crackpot.
October 5, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Every NYC sidewalk should have a passing lane, and the penalty for dawdling or stopping in it should be severe. I am NOT a crackpot.
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I’d like to report a murder.
October 1, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I’d like to report a murder.
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"Alien" is considered a horror movie because its premise is "What if unwanted pregnancies could happen to men?"
September 29, 2024 at 2:31 AM
"Alien" is considered a horror movie because its premise is "What if unwanted pregnancies could happen to men?"
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Columbus lands in North America thinking it's India and history's like "great job!"
"Have a holiday!" but I drive to LAX to pick up my cousin when she flew into Burbank and I'm a "fucking dipshit."
"Have a holiday!" but I drive to LAX to pick up my cousin when she flew into Burbank and I'm a "fucking dipshit."
September 28, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Columbus lands in North America thinking it's India and history's like "great job!"
"Have a holiday!" but I drive to LAX to pick up my cousin when she flew into Burbank and I'm a "fucking dipshit."
"Have a holiday!" but I drive to LAX to pick up my cousin when she flew into Burbank and I'm a "fucking dipshit."
Not a knock against this specific winery (their Born Slippy citrusy orange is 🔥), but why are alcohol companies required to show these dumb modals? Is it *that* important to stop a minor from reading their “About Us” page? Are the youths gonna catch a buzz from signing up for an email newsletter?
September 28, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Not a knock against this specific winery (their Born Slippy citrusy orange is 🔥), but why are alcohol companies required to show these dumb modals? Is it *that* important to stop a minor from reading their “About Us” page? Are the youths gonna catch a buzz from signing up for an email newsletter?
Found a recording of Woody Guthrie talking shit about Trump’s asshole father, then realized Trump Sr. looks just like The Joker in the Adam West-era “Batman” TV show (see post 2/2 below). This family could not be more cartoonish if it tried.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1Q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1Q...
Audio of Woody Guthrie singing about Fred Trump
YouTube video by AllThisPaperwork
www.youtube.com
September 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Found a recording of Woody Guthrie talking shit about Trump’s asshole father, then realized Trump Sr. looks just like The Joker in the Adam West-era “Batman” TV show (see post 2/2 below). This family could not be more cartoonish if it tried.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1Q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1Q...
Them: “Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” 🧘♂️😌
Me: “Who said I’m asking what the world needs?” 🫠
Me: “Who said I’m asking what the world needs?” 🫠
September 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Them: “Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” 🧘♂️😌
Me: “Who said I’m asking what the world needs?” 🫠
Me: “Who said I’m asking what the world needs?” 🫠
Everyone should consider using a password manager to ensure the uniqueness of their passwords. People who lead double lives online should do the same with their usernames.
Really solid osint work here www.cnn.com/2024/09/19/p...
Mark Robinson, NC GOP nominee for governor, called himself a ‘black NAZI!,’ supported slavery in past comments made on porn forum | CNN Politics
Mark Robinson, the controversial and socially conservative Republican nominee for governor of North Carolina, made a series of inflammatory comments on a pornography website’s message board more than ...
www.cnn.com
September 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Everyone should consider using a password manager to ensure the uniqueness of their passwords. People who lead double lives online should do the same with their usernames.
To serve and potat. 🥔👮🏻♂️
September 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
To serve and potat. 🥔👮🏻♂️
I’m spending the afternoon in Santa Monica, in the neighborhood where I used to work as a waiter and in a clothing store while in college. It’s crazy to be walking around the same streets more than 20 years later, except now I see self-driving Waymo cars passing by. Is this what old feels like?
September 7, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I’m spending the afternoon in Santa Monica, in the neighborhood where I used to work as a waiter and in a clothing store while in college. It’s crazy to be walking around the same streets more than 20 years later, except now I see self-driving Waymo cars passing by. Is this what old feels like?
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A gentle reminder:
"If you're afraid that books
might change someone's thinking,
you're not afraid of books,
you're afraid of thinking."
~Andrea Junker
:-)}
"If you're afraid that books
might change someone's thinking,
you're not afraid of books,
you're afraid of thinking."
~Andrea Junker
:-)}
August 30, 2024 at 8:34 PM
A gentle reminder:
"If you're afraid that books
might change someone's thinking,
you're not afraid of books,
you're afraid of thinking."
~Andrea Junker
:-)}
"If you're afraid that books
might change someone's thinking,
you're not afraid of books,
you're afraid of thinking."
~Andrea Junker
:-)}