The Freewheelin’ Bob Vila
@toomanyrichies.bsky.social
Artist, dog-reader, and avid lover.
I assume someone somewhere has already done:
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I assume someone somewhere has already done:
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
"What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Charlie Brown?"
So I'll go with:
"I'm cooking up, Charlie Brown."
When you thought you posted a banger, but it doesn’t do numbers.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
When you thought you posted a banger, but it doesn’t do numbers.
Not a knock against this specific winery (their Born Slippy citrusy orange is 🔥), but why are alcohol companies required to show these dumb modals? Is it *that* important to stop a minor from reading their “About Us” page? Are the youths gonna catch a buzz from signing up for an email newsletter?
September 28, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Not a knock against this specific winery (their Born Slippy citrusy orange is 🔥), but why are alcohol companies required to show these dumb modals? Is it *that* important to stop a minor from reading their “About Us” page? Are the youths gonna catch a buzz from signing up for an email newsletter?
If this were a TV writer’s room, we’d collectively agree this was too on-the-nose, right?
September 26, 2024 at 10:45 PM
If this were a TV writer’s room, we’d collectively agree this was too on-the-nose, right?
To serve and potat. 🥔👮🏻♂️
September 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
To serve and potat. 🥔👮🏻♂️
You misunderstand. At the time, he meant it as a compliment.
July 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
You misunderstand. At the time, he meant it as a compliment.
Nothing but respect for MY cybertruck.
January 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Nothing but respect for MY cybertruck.
Stranger: “Have a good weekend!”
Me, currently unemployed:
Me, currently unemployed:
December 23, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Stranger: “Have a good weekend!”
Me, currently unemployed:
Me, currently unemployed:
It’s like if an Amish man worked at All Saints.
December 4, 2023 at 4:05 AM
It’s like if an Amish man worked at All Saints.
“How it started” vs “how it’s going”.
November 1, 2023 at 1:35 AM
“How it started” vs “how it’s going”.
Just learned that Henry Rollins, lead singer of legendary punk band Black Flag, used to scoop ice cream at a Haagen Dazs. And now I can’t stop thinking about turning this into a character for a comedy show.
Imagine this guy asking if you want a cone or a cup for your rum raisin.
Imagine this guy asking if you want a cone or a cup for your rum raisin.
October 13, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Just learned that Henry Rollins, lead singer of legendary punk band Black Flag, used to scoop ice cream at a Haagen Dazs. And now I can’t stop thinking about turning this into a character for a comedy show.
Imagine this guy asking if you want a cone or a cup for your rum raisin.
Imagine this guy asking if you want a cone or a cup for your rum raisin.
When your AI girlfriend breaks up with you.
October 7, 2023 at 12:52 PM
When your AI girlfriend breaks up with you.
Found this when I checked into my Airbnb in Ljubljana. *Finally*, a toilet seat that’s as well-travelled as I am. No more small-town poos for *this* citizen of the world!
September 24, 2023 at 8:56 AM
Found this when I checked into my Airbnb in Ljubljana. *Finally*, a toilet seat that’s as well-travelled as I am. No more small-town poos for *this* citizen of the world!
Me: “I think it’d be fun to get 2 of these vehicles, strap a flagpole to each one, and do airport jousting matches. Someone with too much money should make this happen.”
Passport Control Guy: “We don’t normally waterboard people right at the airport, but for you we’re gonna make an exception.”
Passport Control Guy: “We don’t normally waterboard people right at the airport, but for you we’re gonna make an exception.”
September 23, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Me: “I think it’d be fun to get 2 of these vehicles, strap a flagpole to each one, and do airport jousting matches. Someone with too much money should make this happen.”
Passport Control Guy: “We don’t normally waterboard people right at the airport, but for you we’re gonna make an exception.”
Passport Control Guy: “We don’t normally waterboard people right at the airport, but for you we’re gonna make an exception.”
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 4:03 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
U are my kind of town, Utrecht.
September 13, 2023 at 6:26 PM
U are my kind of town, Utrecht.
Just watched the classic 1949 noir thriller “The Third Man” yesterday, and now I can’t unsee the resemblance between Jonathan Frakes and a young Orson Welles.
August 5, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Just watched the classic 1949 noir thriller “The Third Man” yesterday, and now I can’t unsee the resemblance between Jonathan Frakes and a young Orson Welles.
Introduce yourself with:
One book
One movie
One album
One book
One movie
One album
July 28, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Introduce yourself with:
One book
One movie
One album
One book
One movie
One album