Tom VanAntwerp 🔵
@tomvanantwerp.com
💻 code things, mostly TypeScript
🏡 hyperlocal Alexandria VA drama
🔮 building bizarre things nobody wants
Please don't make me run for office, I do not want to run for office.
🏡 hyperlocal Alexandria VA drama
🔮 building bizarre things nobody wants
Please don't make me run for office, I do not want to run for office.
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Tom VanAntwerp 🔵
@tomvanantwerp.com
· Aug 8
I prefer functional alcoholism to object oriented alcoholism, but it's important to be competent in multiple paradigms.
I am being so called out right now...
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am being so called out right now...
I'm getting desperate for somebody to announce they are primarying...
oh damn, you’re telling me that I, some idiot who tells piss jokes online, could see this and every other capitulation coming from miles away? maybe it’s time to put a piss man in charge
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'm getting desperate for somebody to announce they are primarying...
It's about time I finally do something with this domain, isn't it?
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's about time I finally do something with this domain, isn't it?
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Turns out an asteroid didn't kill the dinosaurs. They just invented capitalism and house prices got higher and higher until they stopped having babies altogether.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Turns out an asteroid didn't kill the dinosaurs. They just invented capitalism and house prices got higher and higher until they stopped having babies altogether.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
I know that things like chocolate, raisins, onions, avocado, etc., are toxic to dogs.
But I frequently wonder: what things can dogs eat that are toxic to me? Surely there must be some food that'd wreck me but the dog would be fine?
But I frequently wonder: what things can dogs eat that are toxic to me? Surely there must be some food that'd wreck me but the dog would be fine?
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I know that things like chocolate, raisins, onions, avocado, etc., are toxic to dogs.
But I frequently wonder: what things can dogs eat that are toxic to me? Surely there must be some food that'd wreck me but the dog would be fine?
But I frequently wonder: what things can dogs eat that are toxic to me? Surely there must be some food that'd wreck me but the dog would be fine?
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
Serious question: why aren't air traffic controllers paid from fees charged to airlines/airports? If the PTO keeps running thanks to patent application fees, it seems reasonable to use a similar system for air travel.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Serious question: why aren't air traffic controllers paid from fees charged to airlines/airports? If the PTO keeps running thanks to patent application fees, it seems reasonable to use a similar system for air travel.
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When my caveman brain thinks doing chores is as dangerous as touching a crocodile
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When my caveman brain thinks doing chores is as dangerous as touching a crocodile
Trying to think of some video games my wife—who doesn't play games—would enjoy trying.
She's got zero gaming coordination, so anything fully 3D is a non-starter. Was thinking maybe an interactive novel approach?
Any ideas or recommendations?
She's got zero gaming coordination, so anything fully 3D is a non-starter. Was thinking maybe an interactive novel approach?
Any ideas or recommendations?
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Trying to think of some video games my wife—who doesn't play games—would enjoy trying.
She's got zero gaming coordination, so anything fully 3D is a non-starter. Was thinking maybe an interactive novel approach?
Any ideas or recommendations?
She's got zero gaming coordination, so anything fully 3D is a non-starter. Was thinking maybe an interactive novel approach?
Any ideas or recommendations?
New state motto just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
New state motto just dropped.
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“How can Zohran Mamdani make free buses a reality?”
Alexandria:
Alexandria:
a woman wearing glasses and a tie is talking to another woman .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a tie is talking to another woman .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“How can Zohran Mamdani make free buses a reality?”
Alexandria:
Alexandria:
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
I guess it turns out that Jones's text messages are still not nearly as repellent to voters as the Young Republicans texting about how cool Hitler was. Who could've guessed? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
BOOM! @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social projects Jay Jones has flipped VA AG!
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I guess it turns out that Jones's text messages are still not nearly as repellent to voters as the Young Republicans texting about how cool Hitler was. Who could've guessed? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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One of the huge perks of working at a software company is, when there's something about the product that bothers you personally, you can get your hands dirty and find out why it's basically impossible to get fixed
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One of the huge perks of working at a software company is, when there's something about the product that bothers you personally, you can get your hands dirty and find out why it's basically impossible to get fixed
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What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
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"I could smell the onions and mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard"
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bread. mustard. onion. ham. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
bread. mustard. onion. ham. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed
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Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
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When you book a flight through major travel sites, a data broker owned by U.S. airlines will sell details about your flight—your name, credit card used, and where you’re flying to the government.
We found out how to opt-out of ARC selling your travel data. A guide:
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
We found out how to opt-out of ARC selling your travel data. A guide:
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
How to Opt-Out of Airlines Selling Your Travel Data to the Government
The Airlines Reporting Corporation (ARC), owned by major U.S. airlines, collects billions of ticketing records and sells them to the government to be searched without a warrant. I managed to opt-out…
www.404media.co
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
When you book a flight through major travel sites, a data broker owned by U.S. airlines will sell details about your flight—your name, credit card used, and where you’re flying to the government.
We found out how to opt-out of ARC selling your travel data. A guide:
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
We found out how to opt-out of ARC selling your travel data. A guide:
www.404media.co/how-to-opt-o...
