Turn on any news channel—they play this film 24/7/365.

I've only recently become aware of this person and I can't figure out why I had to become aware of him.

When I was dating my now-wife, she told me she wanted a middle class lifestyle.

I was unaware of the British meaning, and she was unaware of the American one. This caused some minor strife early in our marriage.

I'm still not sure if I succeeded greatly or if she lowered her standards.

I tried looking this up earlier in the year and I couldn't find any existing mechanism for recalling our Senators.

Last time I reported someone for doing this to 311, they got a citation. Definitely give a go.

Well, you're right about one thing: you're going to be replaced at the ballot box by somebody who can actually do what's right.

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Ok, actual serious question:

A number of sidewalks have recently been replaced in my neighborhood. But there really wasn't anything wrong with the previous ones. Meanwhile, other sidewalks that really do need replacement haven't been touched. We're baffled. How is the city making these decisions?

Cameron Run chicken coop when?

And what all are we asking for, anyway? I know a lot of input went into formulating a list, but I don't have a good idea what it said in the end.

I thought Mulder lived in Manassas.

I can attest that this does *not* work on spouses inquiring about household chores.

I legitimately want someone to put up a plaque somewhere in Potomac Yard to commemorate this.

I knew you all would say poop. Why did I think anyone would say anything other than poop?

My recent employer @thisdotlabs.bsky.social has been doing a lot of AI trainings. I can solidly recommend them as a team that's been driving deep on AI development best practices.

I always feel a little awkward when my friends have babies because I don't know much about kids and I don't really know what to say.

But I'm 100% confident that I'm not in the group of people allowed to say that.

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.