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Pls be nice
The Baltimore L-avens
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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After hours of work...
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Andrew Cum am I right chat
Anand Giridharadas to Andrew Cuomo: "First of all, governor, it's 'Mamdani.' This is a very big, diverse city you want to lead. We should get the names right."
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I HATE WEEZER AND I HATE REDDIT AND I HATE YOU ☹️
October 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Why is the N train packed in deep Brooklyn at 6am
October 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"The cokes got you brave" lmfao she isn't beating the "only one good album" narrative
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Men have this now. It's called "Weezer"
Immediately thought of this tweet
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
October 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Comedians will have a comedy special called "I WAS CANCELED BY THE WOKE MOB" but will be paid millions and have it air on Netflix 😐
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My political take that'll have progressives disown me is that paying fares is crucial and that while it stinks fare increases are necessary to keep public transport functional
The MTA Board has approved new fare changes and ticket policies for the LIRR, which will go into effect starting in 2026.

You can see more information about the new fares and a summary of the policy changes here:
https://www.mta.info/fares-tolls/2025-changes
October 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mets commentator broadcasting my evening commute back home: "and we are three subway stops away from watching a grown man drink four bottles of beers while getting zero matches on the five dating apps he's on while family guy plays in the background"
September 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me when I'm sad about sports or women: gee I wish I was sad about actual important things

When I'm sad about actual important things: wait no this is worse I wanna be sad about girls and the pain of Baltimore sports again this is too much
September 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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oh just the president laying down the conditions for martial law to prevent elections…
If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it.

This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Congrats Dems, you just handed the largest propaganda tool imaginable to Trump.
REPORTER: Now that Americans will have operational control of TikTok, do you want to see the algorithm suggest more MAGA-related content?

TRUMP: I always like MAGA-related. If I could make it 100% MAGA I would, but it's not gonna work out that way unfortunately.
September 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Dems love to hand their enemy the gold keys to victory, it’s what they do. They’ll probably blame progressives for this too.
September 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Doing homework as a grad student is so lit im drinking beer while writing a paper
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I'm depressed
September 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Starting to think the average person is really, really stupid

That includes me yes I am aware
More from the Suffolk University poll: www.suffolk.edu/-/media/suff...

Do you support or oppose "defund the police"?
Support - 21%
Oppose - 74%

Would you support or oppose cutting some of the police budget and using the money for social services?
Support - 54%
Oppose - 41%
September 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?

McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
September 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Car dependent infrastructure and increased helicopter parenting will do that! Can't have kids walk at all they may die! Best to safely have them be in a vehicle that can go up to 120mph!
For the first time, children with obesity outnumber those who are underweight across the globe, according to a new report on child nutrition from UNICEF. nyti.ms/4gE3e8x
September 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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That's nice, I hadn't thought "fuck the Yankees" in a while.
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM