Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr.
@drscootfordsr.bsky.social
#1 stan of NBA Lithuanians
Chuck Schumer is mad that a Muslim was elected mayor of NYC and he's punishing the entire country for it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Chuck Schumer is mad that a Muslim was elected mayor of NYC and he's punishing the entire country for it.
"I want people to fear me" is a totally normal and not at all terrifying thing for a US president to say.
Trump: "I want my cabinet to behave like [Xi Jinping's staff]. I'm demanding that....I've never seen men so scared in their lives...JD doesn't behave like that. JD butts into conversations."
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"I want people to fear me" is a totally normal and not at all terrifying thing for a US president to say.
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS
Not really sure what the Post is going for here. If you told me that all of the shittiest people in my city would leave if a certain person was elected, I would be extremely motivated to vote for that person!
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not really sure what the Post is going for here. If you told me that all of the shittiest people in my city would leave if a certain person was elected, I would be extremely motivated to vote for that person!
God please let Kershaw go in and blow it
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
God please let Kershaw go in and blow it
Absolutely bonkers few minutes of baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Absolutely bonkers few minutes of baseball.
I remember back around 2011, when I told my dad I got a job in Hanover and he said, "Hanover, huh? You know they were still burning crosses not that long ago?" Guess not much has changed.
Evidently there was an Auschwitz-themed float in a Halloween parade in Pennsylvania.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I remember back around 2011, when I told my dad I got a job in Hanover and he said, "Hanover, huh? You know they were still burning crosses not that long ago?" Guess not much has changed.
I honestly don't know how to reckon with "Bill Kristol, guy with great opinions"
If I told 14 year old me this had happened hed say "time to cut back on the beer old man."
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I honestly don't know how to reckon with "Bill Kristol, guy with great opinions"
I think if I moved to Las Vegas I'd be dead in three months. I cannot live in a place where the hour on the clock doesn't matter. I need rules.
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think if I moved to Las Vegas I'd be dead in three months. I cannot live in a place where the hour on the clock doesn't matter. I need rules.
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if the aliens show up I would offer them cigarettes to see if they are cool or not
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
if the aliens show up I would offer them cigarettes to see if they are cool or not
As a Penn State fan...lmao, c'mon man
Ryan Day considers Penn State, which visits Ohio State this week, to be one of the most talented teams in the nation despite its collapse.
Why Penn State has Ohio State football coach Ryan Day’s full attention despite free fall
Ryan Day considers Penn State, which visits Ohio State this week, to be one of the most talented teams in the nation despite its collapse.
bit.ly
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
As a Penn State fan...lmao, c'mon man
How was that a completion?!
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
How was that a completion?!
PSU, UF, & LSU all looking for head coaches and it's like halfway through the season. Blood for the blood god, I guess.
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
PSU, UF, & LSU all looking for head coaches and it's like halfway through the season. Blood for the blood god, I guess.
I get that part of the reason Democrats struggle is that because by and large, they give off extreme "uptight dork" energy, but there's gotta be a comfortable middle ground between that and "merc with Nazi tats"
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I get that part of the reason Democrats struggle is that because by and large, they give off extreme "uptight dork" energy, but there's gotta be a comfortable middle ground between that and "merc with Nazi tats"
Lmao KD man you got away with one there
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lmao KD man you got away with one there
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
My sincerest thanks to the Toronto Blue Jays for doing the Lord's work last night. And to all the M's fans out there, your tears are sweeter than melon ramune.
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My sincerest thanks to the Toronto Blue Jays for doing the Lord's work last night. And to all the M's fans out there, your tears are sweeter than melon ramune.
Desperately hoping the new Penn State coach will find an OC that doesn't suck ass.
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Desperately hoping the new Penn State coach will find an OC that doesn't suck ass.
So stoned that I just commented on r/stunfisk
October 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So stoned that I just commented on r/stunfisk
Just remembered there's a person named "Imogen Poots" lmao
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just remembered there's a person named "Imogen Poots" lmao
Every single one of these guys look like they smell like an Italian hoagie.
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.
Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Every single one of these guys look like they smell like an Italian hoagie.
Kind of shocked Pat Kraft pulled the trigger on Franklin, but the expectations for this year were sky-high and this team looks lost. Appreciate what he did for the program but it's time to move on.
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kind of shocked Pat Kraft pulled the trigger on Franklin, but the expectations for this year were sky-high and this team looks lost. Appreciate what he did for the program but it's time to move on.
That's gotta be it for Franklin, right? You could explain away the UCLA loss if you were so inclined (hangover after a tough loss, cross-county game, etc.) but you can't explain away losing to Northwestern at home on homecoming. Thanks for memories James, but it's time to hit the bricks.
October 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
That's gotta be it for Franklin, right? You could explain away the UCLA loss if you were so inclined (hangover after a tough loss, cross-county game, etc.) but you can't explain away losing to Northwestern at home on homecoming. Thanks for memories James, but it's time to hit the bricks.
Now that I have taken a break from watching the Pennsylvania State University Nittany Lion football team, my Saturdays are wide open and it's quite liberating.
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Now that I have taken a break from watching the Pennsylvania State University Nittany Lion football team, my Saturdays are wide open and it's quite liberating.
I truly hate living in a gerontocracy. Retire and go home! Spend time with your family! Find a fucking hobby!
BREAKING: Democratic Maine Gov. Janet Mills will run for the U.S. Senate seat held by veteran Republican Sen. Susan Collins, AP sources say.
Maine Gov. Mills will announce challenge to Sen. Collins in key 2026 Senate contest, AP sources say
Maine’s two-term Democratic Gov. Janet Mills will run for the U.S. Senate seat held by veteran Republican Sen. Susan Collins next year.
bit.ly
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I truly hate living in a gerontocracy. Retire and go home! Spend time with your family! Find a fucking hobby!