Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr.
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I'm three years older than this guy, smoked for 20 years, and I still look significantly younger than him. Evil really does age you.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm three years older than this guy, smoked for 20 years, and I still look significantly younger than him. Evil really does age you.
It's always the same song and dance. "We're right, you're wrong, and our institutions are above reproach." It's really illuminating to find out how these people respect the rest of us.
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's always the same song and dance. "We're right, you're wrong, and our institutions are above reproach." It's really illuminating to find out how these people respect the rest of us.
I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought Dan Quayle was a moron. He's a Rhodes Scholar compared to this chipmunk.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought Dan Quayle was a moron. He's a Rhodes Scholar compared to this chipmunk.
Good thing this lady isn't the EIC for an investigative reporting publication. Now, let me take a big sip of water and then look at her bio...
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good thing this lady isn't the EIC for an investigative reporting publication. Now, let me take a big sip of water and then look at her bio...
I hate how badly this asshole fooled me
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I hate how badly this asshole fooled me
Ultimately I still have a hard time believing that he's going to face any serious consequences from this/the document dump, but I sure would love to be 100% wrong about that. Dude is about as guilty as it gets.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ultimately I still have a hard time believing that he's going to face any serious consequences from this/the document dump, but I sure would love to be 100% wrong about that. Dude is about as guilty as it gets.
damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us
Chuck Schumer is mad that a Muslim was elected mayor of NYC and he's punishing the entire country for it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Chuck Schumer is mad that a Muslim was elected mayor of NYC and he's punishing the entire country for it.
"I want people to fear me" is a totally normal and not at all terrifying thing for a US president to say.
Trump: "I want my cabinet to behave like [Xi Jinping's staff]. I'm demanding that....I've never seen men so scared in their lives...JD doesn't behave like that. JD butts into conversations."
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"I want people to fear me" is a totally normal and not at all terrifying thing for a US president to say.
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS
Not really sure what the Post is going for here. If you told me that all of the shittiest people in my city would leave if a certain person was elected, I would be extremely motivated to vote for that person!
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not really sure what the Post is going for here. If you told me that all of the shittiest people in my city would leave if a certain person was elected, I would be extremely motivated to vote for that person!
God please let Kershaw go in and blow it
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
God please let Kershaw go in and blow it
Absolutely bonkers few minutes of baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Absolutely bonkers few minutes of baseball.
I remember back around 2011, when I told my dad I got a job in Hanover and he said, "Hanover, huh? You know they were still burning crosses not that long ago?" Guess not much has changed.
Evidently there was an Auschwitz-themed float in a Halloween parade in Pennsylvania.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I remember back around 2011, when I told my dad I got a job in Hanover and he said, "Hanover, huh? You know they were still burning crosses not that long ago?" Guess not much has changed.
I honestly don't know how to reckon with "Bill Kristol, guy with great opinions"
If I told 14 year old me this had happened hed say "time to cut back on the beer old man."
November 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I honestly don't know how to reckon with "Bill Kristol, guy with great opinions"
I think if I moved to Las Vegas I'd be dead in three months. I cannot live in a place where the hour on the clock doesn't matter. I need rules.
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I think if I moved to Las Vegas I'd be dead in three months. I cannot live in a place where the hour on the clock doesn't matter. I need rules.
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if the aliens show up I would offer them cigarettes to see if they are cool or not
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
if the aliens show up I would offer them cigarettes to see if they are cool or not
As a Penn State fan...lmao, c'mon man
Ryan Day considers Penn State, which visits Ohio State this week, to be one of the most talented teams in the nation despite its collapse.
Why Penn State has Ohio State football coach Ryan Day’s full attention despite free fall
Ryan Day considers Penn State, which visits Ohio State this week, to be one of the most talented teams in the nation despite its collapse.
bit.ly
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
As a Penn State fan...lmao, c'mon man
How was that a completion?!
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
How was that a completion?!
PSU, UF, & LSU all looking for head coaches and it's like halfway through the season. Blood for the blood god, I guess.
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
PSU, UF, & LSU all looking for head coaches and it's like halfway through the season. Blood for the blood god, I guess.
I get that part of the reason Democrats struggle is that because by and large, they give off extreme "uptight dork" energy, but there's gotta be a comfortable middle ground between that and "merc with Nazi tats"
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I get that part of the reason Democrats struggle is that because by and large, they give off extreme "uptight dork" energy, but there's gotta be a comfortable middle ground between that and "merc with Nazi tats"
Lmao KD man you got away with one there
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lmao KD man you got away with one there
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
My sincerest thanks to the Toronto Blue Jays for doing the Lord's work last night. And to all the M's fans out there, your tears are sweeter than melon ramune.
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My sincerest thanks to the Toronto Blue Jays for doing the Lord's work last night. And to all the M's fans out there, your tears are sweeter than melon ramune.
Desperately hoping the new Penn State coach will find an OC that doesn't suck ass.
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Desperately hoping the new Penn State coach will find an OC that doesn't suck ass.