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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr.
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You gotta wear the suit though
A medieval relief of the Pied Piper of Hamelin
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus from HBO's Rome
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Every time I see the name "Bari Weiss," this is all I can think of:
A bottle of Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss beer
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Immediately thought of this tweet
That dumbass tweet about how TS perfectly encapsulates the interior lives of women
October 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A picture of Marge Simpson sitting in church with Bart. She is holding a troll doll, but her face and the troll's have been switched.
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It's gameday, sluts! LTFI
Keegan-Michael Key pretending to be James Franklin.
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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A blank face with the phrase "a horrified expression" written across it
September 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Marvel Comics villain Egghead
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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If you see this post, post a vampire
Lord Harkon from Skyrim
September 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Obligatorily "look-shaming is bad" but holy Christ, this is the guy that we put in charge of our nation's collective health? He looks like a rotting flesh golem.
RFK looking like a fallout ghoul with hair
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
A monkey wearing a chef's hat making pasta
August 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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You read my mind.
A picture of a crawfish boil. There are namesake crustaceans, along with potatoes, corn, and Andouille sausage
August 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Well at least the Astros aren't getting shut out...
a man looking distraught while smoking a cigarette
August 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The puppet Franklin from Arrested Development after being bleached
August 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i grew up on these streets
Screengrab of the game final flight
July 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Lisa Simpson is sitting at a computer. She is looking upward at Marge (whose face is mostly out of frame) who is resting her hand on Lisa's shoulder. Lisa has a pained expression on her face, as if she is reacting to something particularly dismaying.
July 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Since we're doing weasel facts:
A clip from Wikipedia describing how the Ojibwe believed weasels could kill wendigos by jumping up into their butthole
July 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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How about "Japan Man?"
Panel 1: A cat in glasses and a track suit is taking a call from someone claiming to be a representative of "Japan Man" while sipping a martini. Panel 2: the outstretched arm of Japan Man's rep strikes a gong.
June 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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My dude is here to beat ass and wear guyliner, and he just used up all of his guyliner.
Adalbert Steiner from Final Fantasy IX
June 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Still tippin' on 4-4's #Astros
Graphic displaying the Astros sweep of the Phillies
June 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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the ancient texts
The cover of Richard Scarry's "Peasant Pig and the Terrible Dragon (with Lowly Worm the Jolly Jester)"
May 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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upload the 3rd photo from your gallery no matter what it is
"I'm gonna rip the fucking head off" from the 'Prank Show' sketch on ITYSL
May 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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A man cringing. The text reads "that could have stayed in the drafts sis"
May 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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#1 Penn State, #2 Clemson
Superintendent Chalmers: "Good Lord, what is happening in there?!"
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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habemus motherfuckin' papum
Kent Brockman: "authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth"
May 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM